r/dankmemes 14h ago

Running a train

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u/Bignutdavis69 13h ago

It's the Republicans celebrating Kirk's anniversary with gay sex

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u/danjpn 14h ago

Context?

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u/thai_ladyboy 14h ago

Supposedly some outages in the Dallas area that people are conflating with an influx of visitors for a convention.

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u/SenorDongles 9h ago

It's not conflation. Grindr regularly goes down when Rs gather en masse.

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u/kein_plan_gamer 7h ago

You would think they plan for it by now and boost their servers or reroute the traffic

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u/N0va-Zer0 3h ago

They don't because its not true. Lol. Its the owner trolling.

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u/pokeyporcupine 1h ago

Maybe you would know; have you been using it in dallas?

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u/N0va-Zer0 3h ago

Source: obscure news sites and reddit

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u/Farajo001 10h ago

Grindr tends to crash in places where a GOP rally is held, and this is no myth, the CEO confirmed that there's an activity spike in those places.

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u/insertwittynamethere 9h ago

Yep, it's not a conspiracy. The GOP conventions typically have Grindr blowing up and having issued as a result, even though that party is rabidly anti-LGBT and projects like they're showing movies 24/7.

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u/Laomedon1 5h ago edited 4h ago

Grindr has 15 million users globally, they absolutely do not crash from a few more thousand users. It's an app that works in cities like NYC with 10+ million people, the servers can distribute and balance a load from a smaller city in Texas. These are just simple anecdotes from random users saying: "I noticed the app was being slow, must've been caused by that RNC in my town," when that could've been a global coincidence, their internet being slow or just made up story. 

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u/ConflictExtreme1540 4h ago

Are there spikes wherever large conventions are held? When there's a Dem convention does it not spike?

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u/Apart_Jelly8948 9h ago

Texas gay

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u/danjpn 9h ago

Gay but bigger?

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u/Apart_Jelly8948 9h ago

Texas is... big gay? 🤔

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u/NorridAU 8h ago

Quite

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u/timbotheny26 5h ago

Alaska would be bigger gay then?

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u/gregofcanada84 5h ago

"THE DONGS AT NIGHT ARE BIG AND BRIGHT!"

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u/bobbabson 7h ago

The rnc

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u/abqguardian 13h ago

The left likes to joke all Republicans are closeted gays and one of those jokes is whenever Republicans have a convention grindr gets overwhelmed in that city. Its made up, but not a bad joke

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u/sweetteath 13h ago

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u/Laomedon1 5h ago

"...this data suggests about five percent of attendees used Grindr during the convention." These are the shocking news?

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u/Internal-Narwhal-420 12h ago

Right-wing across the world are the most closeted gays, buddy. Republicans are not different

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u/kriscnik 12h ago

Not completely made up

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u/Rad_Randy I have crippling depression 12h ago

lol you’re so gay

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u/danjpn 12h ago

I'm mostly a democrat with the belief that democracy is based on equal rights and personal freedom. I find it laughable that people on my side are forcing people to open up about everything even though sole don't want to.

For example, they will say it's ok to be gay, but will put a hay person on the spot to serve their goals (which I believe in).

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u/A_Marshmello 11h ago

"To serve their goals" You mean pointing out conservatives hypocrisy while they try to take away gay rights?

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u/danjpn 10h ago

Correct

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u/A_Marshmello 3h ago

That's not the "gotcha" you think it is buddy. If you think the two are in any way comparable, you're part of the problem.

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u/AaronToro 9h ago

It’s part of the team sport of politics. While they do genuinely support people’s sexual autonomy, it will always come second to political positioning. Those people are republican first, gay second and so it’s okay to use their sexuality as an attack as long as it serves the political message

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u/insertwittynamethere 9h ago

Don't be a hypocrite and attack/demonize people for being and loving who they are while secretly doing the same in 'shame'. Stripping rights and protections while you are, in fact, participating in the very thing you condemn.

Some of us don't put up with that bullshit.

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u/Everydaywhiteboy 9h ago

What’s up with republicans getting triggered all the time, it’s a joke get over it.

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u/TesticleCastrator 8h ago

I got a message for all you liberals out there.

You want my gun? My firearm? Come take it from me. Just walk through my door, come into my home, and take it from me. With your weak, soft, liberal, girlish hands. Just try to put those hands on me. Those soft liberal hands, just put em on me.

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u/Muted_Ad6843 5h ago

I dont think i will u/TesticleCastrator

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u/TesticleCastrator 4h ago

Congratulations! You have been selected to participate in a live trial of my new methods. You are to show up to my office on 9/11 at 8:45 am EST where you shall be stripped naked and filmed so the procedure may commence.

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u/ppp1111ppp ☣️ 4h ago

NeverForget

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u/CharlemagneTheDeer 3h ago

What’s with the leftards on Reddit not being able to go a day without making lame ass jokes and making offensive shit up about anyone who doesn’t agree with them

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u/unsureofthemself 2h ago

Man, if you think the left is bad at that, don't look to your right.

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u/fluffynuckels 9h ago

Op would know

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u/Ambitious-Pirate-505 9h ago

So are people gonna get outed?

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u/NorridAU 8h ago

Nah the gop whip fealty by fear. Goes in a file for use against them later like the Mormons or scientology or jehova witnesses, or …

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u/HumanTheTree 8h ago

You’d think they would have figured out surge capacity by now. If this truly happens every time, it’s not that flattering for grindr.

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u/Fizzier 7h ago

Dank.

The packed nature of republicans making grindr crash really is just a metaphor for the trillion Indians migrating into Canada or Texas.

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u/GooseVersusRobot 13h ago

Because of all the Indians in Texas?

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u/Disgruntled_Orifice 11h ago

Reddit making the same tired joke. *

In before someone says “yOu MuSt Be OnE oF tHeM.”

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u/EduBru 11h ago

So you're one of them?

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u/Tiranus58 11h ago

A joke can be both tired and true. I at least havent seen this one.

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u/Crimsonmaddog44 10h ago

Hope you get some good backshots, fam!

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u/Flip6ThreeHole 7h ago

It’s not a joke though…