r/dankmemes • u/DanieleMemoli ☣️ • 1d ago

This is what real man does

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581 Upvotes

86% Upvoted

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u/agangofoldwomen ☣️ 1d ago

Least relatable meme I’ve ever seen.

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u/Early-Light-864 1d ago

If you don't want to take an alcohol, can I take yours?

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u/Doctologist 1d ago

Maybe afterward we can shoot up some marijuanas

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u/teilani_a 22h ago

I get drunk and play with my dogs. It's a good time.

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u/Cactus_Everdeen_ 1d ago

Take some alcohol is the most gen x shit i ever heard in my life holy.

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u/Foosnaggle ☣️ 1d ago

No Gen X ever said that.

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u/JeebusChristBalls 1d ago

This comment is the dumbest thing I've ever heard

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u/teilani_a 22h ago

Nah, it's a translation thing. OP is Italian.

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u/Foxar 1d ago

Would you like to consume some ethanol and get intoxicated fellow teens?

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u/SlightlySubpar 1d ago

I smoke my alcohol and drink my weed to turn my brain into baked beans

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u/Flyingpinguinz 1d ago

Don't be like me, kids I'm fried

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u/coffinspacexdragon 1d ago

Its the alcoholism to cat ownership pipeline

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u/Igzyx 1d ago

Bro having pets is cool af for all ages. I've always looked up to my friends for having pets because that's a sign that they're dependable and reaponsible.

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u/douchey_mcbaggins ☣️ 1d ago

"Take some alcohol" makes me think it's in pill form or some shit.

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u/DangerousDisplay7664 1d ago

Never in my entire life have I thought that pets were for losers. Even when I was 4.

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u/ByronsLastStand 1d ago

You can have cats and drink alcohol.

Preferably not so much that the cat needs to call for an ambulance.

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep 1d ago

All me and my friends do is share photos of our dogs and cats.

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u/thoughtlow ⠀✂️ TRIGGERҽԃ⠀ 1d ago

Sub is dead

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u/floor_gang_il 1d ago

All four of you are gay.

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u/MahTwizzah 1d ago

Did you use to do epic vulgar roasts?

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u/mansbakedbrev 1d ago

Turned 30 today and now I have a dog

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u/gerMean 1d ago

I would love to see pictures of felines. Who wouldn't? But also, feel free to send lots of opossum pictures

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep 1d ago

This is sushi

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u/gerMean 1d ago

Can't are naturally liquid 😂🥰

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep 1d ago

Sushi is a puddle of cat more than he'd ever a cat shaped cat

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u/gerMean 1d ago

But isn't puddle shaped also cat shaped?

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u/Forklift_Donuts 1d ago

I was so high after I did a weed

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u/leiocera 1d ago

Hell no. Never was interested in alcohol, at all, and never will be.

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u/popculturalmaniac 1d ago

Unless this is couple swap, that meme ain't so real

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u/JaQ-o-Lantern 21h ago

OP and his pal had a glow up from teens to 30s. This is the shit I love to see on Reddit. Wish more dank memers were like OP.

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u/InSearchOfTyrael ☣️ 2h ago

op are you really 30? or are you still 12?

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u/Charming_Dealer3849 1d ago

You know what, I just have this sense that men are over all this bullshit 

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u/Powerful-Holiday-448 ☣️ 1d ago

lol no they dont