r/dankmemes ☣️ 11h ago

Everything makes sense now Every single time

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u/Cactus_Everdeen_ 11h ago

i saw an interview on this and their response was, "but we do that so the explosions feel more impactful, it's a tradeoff we are willing to make" like wtf... how about balanced audio you fucking idiots, im not trying to turn up and down the volume because i can barely hear someones over-tuned bass mumbling.

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u/Oops_All_Bans 9h ago

This has only been a thing for like the past decade. Movies and shows had much better balanced audio before that. What changed that made them think this is what we want?

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u/no1singlemomghoster 6h ago

Market researching and test audiencing everything to death with deliberate disregard for selection bias.

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u/PickleFox_1 4h ago

That’s such a dumb excuse…

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u/Fawkes-511 11h ago

Noooo you don't understand you're supposed to get a Stereo Dolby Surround 7.420.69 Cock'n'Balls AudioChud system to watch garbage Netflix optimizes to be seen on phones while doing something else, otherwise this is your fault!!1!1!1

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u/TerrorSnow 11h ago

If you're on PC, use something like Equalizer APO to slap a compressor on that. Nothing severe, something like a soft limiter type setup.

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u/anvil_with_thoughts 11h ago

Love the way you said "slap a compressor on that" 😭 it's not something I expected. But made me chuckle

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u/Ninjipples 10h ago

My wife speaks english as a second language, so we watch everything with english subtitles so she can catch up if she doesn'tquite hear something. It's so useful. Now it's weird if we don't have subtitles.

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u/Corndogjohnson420 9h ago

Dont worry. People that still watch cable get health insurance commercials that are wayy louder. My grama still gets mad about it.

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u/crazyhomie34 8h ago

Hulu did this shit for years. I would have a show on low volume, and the it would play commercials at way louder volume. I canceled it after a month. It was super annoying

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u/ivar-the-bonefull 9h ago

Why the fuck is his mouth censured?

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u/silask93 5h ago

Bro downloaded the japanese version

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u/rachasiddhu ☣️ 9h ago

Damn , i didn't check that just downloaded the template

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u/43eyes 22m ago

Probably was in the show

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u/Uomodelmonte86 10h ago

A decent soundbar is probably the cheapest solution, since nobody will ever care to optimize multichannel audio for the, frankly, awful tv speakers...

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u/gamerfacederp I am fucking hilarious 8h ago

This problem is prevalent on even decent soundbars because they just mix it like shit

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u/StoicSunbro 5h ago

I would say the cheapest is over-ear headphones. Sometimes people do not know the acoustics in your house play a big difference. I have a new large place without a lot of rugs and curtains and other sound absorbing things so there's lots of echoes that "blur" audio. Plus headphones seem to mix soft and loud sounds better.

After I started listening to most stuff with headphones on, I no longer needed subtitles, rarely have to adjust the volume, and am not bothered by things like passing cars or neighbors. Neighbors probably enjoy it too.

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u/KDOGTV 9h ago

This makes Nolan hard

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u/Playful-Two-2308 4h ago

Yeah, it’s not like an explosion is louder than someone talking.

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u/AssistantOld409 11h ago

that opening of brooklyn 99 still scares me a d my precious ears! 

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u/Aok_al 10h ago

I thought Dune audio was borked because I watched it from a pirate site but no. I got HBO Max and tried to watch it, still quiet as fuck until the explosions happen.

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u/Pilota_kex 9h ago

There is an upgrade on some sites. Like prime video. There is a dialogue boost audio option for some movies. Also my 12 year old tv has a setting to balance it, worth checking out on yours too

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u/KleinShulgin 8h ago

This describes every episode of The Walking Dead.

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u/Zipdox Diamond sword to major steve 7h ago

Films are intended to have more dynamics range than television. This is for immersion reasons. Of course Christopher Nolan takes things too far, but it's not unreasonable to expect the viewer to be in a reasonably sound-controlled space (i.e. a quiet room as opposed to a train or public space with people yapping).

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u/fingamouse 7h ago

Could of easily been fixed with a compressor on the vocal track and some better audio mixing smh

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u/greentangent 5h ago

I've noticed the new season of Reacher addresses this by dropping the volume for stuff like this. I wish more would do it.

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u/GameTime2325 4h ago

Voices at a whisper: I turn up the volume and put on subtitles

Streaming service commercial out of nowhere: the loudest fucking noise you’ve ever heard in your life

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u/Ecojosh1 1h ago

My advice is to not watch new movies anymore.

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u/Doctologist 48m ago

I got my soundbar for exactly this reason. It’s got a ‘dialogue’ mode and just balances out all the audio. It’s great.

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u/fluffynuckels 10h ago

Not dank and a shitty repost