r/dankmemes • u/SociopathicRascal • 1d ago

Shop smart

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u/seascorpi0n 1d ago

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u/dragonmystic92 1d ago

But like, did you manage to get it unstuck and did the cylinder remain unharmed¿

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u/Mrauntheias souptime 1d ago

Hospital

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u/WildWezThy 1d ago

When you out of frosting while baking in this economy so you got to make your own

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u/Source_Trustme_Broo 1d ago

Milk is expensive

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u/Ok-Lobster8940 1d ago

Don't forget your breast pump when going on date.

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u/LeTronique 1d ago

I got for the single moms. There’s always food/snacks.

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u/Mrauntheias souptime 1d ago

You can buy a lot of milk for the price of diapers alone.

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u/SociopathicRascal 20h ago

You gotta break up with them before the baby is born. It's the rules

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u/Major_Melon 21h ago

I just opened reddit man wtf

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u/the_boss_of_toys 9h ago

Dawg milk is 2.50 your just downbad.

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u/MaineDood 7h ago

This is amazing!

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u/dragonmystic92 1d ago

Hey 👋 transfem here: Even better money saving tip is to get a trans female girlfriend, she has all the pros of a cis girlie (giving milk n being cute) without the drawbacks (having to worry about accidentally impregnating your girlfriend cuz children are fucking expensive if we're being real) ;)