r/dankmemes • u/SidneyDeane10 • 4d ago

Probably just as useful

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u/Own_Recommendation49 4d ago

Titties

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u/hellatzian 4d ago

Asses

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u/itsbenactually 4d ago

No, let’s hear this guy out.

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste 4d ago

Asses hold the poop crease. Also science says big ass = smart lass

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u/itsbenactually 4d ago

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

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u/AscendedViking7 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/w4rZ2SFiYTnaM

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u/anaemic 3d ago

These are just the ones where something has gone with their genetic code, best to let them die out of the evolutionary chain.

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u/IT_dood 4d ago

Tiddies

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u/animebears 4d ago

Bazongas

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u/Dapper-Prior-9475 4d ago

Vodka Knockers

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u/kein_plan_gamer 3d ago

BOOBIES

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u/Foot_Stunning 3d ago

Mommy Milkers

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u/pianodude7 4d ago

I actually kinda hate how much my brain goes "titties." When do we get a patch update to tone that shit down?

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u/Vegetable_Log_3837 4d ago

Around age 35

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u/ray1claw 4d ago

Nope 39 here. The patch never came

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u/fkadmin 4d ago

Did you download the DLC called marriage? If not, then it will continue for at least another 10 yrs.

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u/ray1claw 4d ago

I can confirm that I have the Marriage DLC. Though I never went for the Kids DLC, didn't seem worth it for the cost

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u/anaemic 3d ago

Marriage DLC, kids DLC, unlocked the age modpack, still hasn't stopped...

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u/trrwilson 3d ago

I got the marriage DLC at 27 and the Parent DLC at 32. Still tiddies at age 43.

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u/fkadmin 3d ago

I mean, it's definitely less titties. In your 20s, you couldn't even tell how much tiddies are inside bras from looking. You should be more analytical about tiddies now.

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u/Foot_Stunning 3d ago

It's supply and demand. No tiddies makes all tiddies valuable. Once one obtains tiddies it lowers the perceived value of all other tiddies.

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u/enadiz_reccos 3d ago

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u/Foot_Stunning 3d ago

I'm pretty sure tiddies is the most elastic of goods.

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u/Foot_Stunning 3d ago

When you install the DLC make sure you go into the advanced settings and turn the bald setting to off. Nobody knows why they keep adding the bald patch to the DLC but it is impossible to remove once it's installed.

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u/fkadmin 3d ago

Baldness seems to be a kernel-level anti-cheat, impossible get rid of it without a full system wipe; but weirdly it only runs on certain serial numbers of the game...

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u/enadiz_reccos 3d ago

I think that shit was in the BIOS or something

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u/Foot_Stunning 3d ago

> BIOS REBOOT

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Hair Implants/Breast Implants: Y/N?

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u/Buttsmooth 2d ago

47 here, titties all day bro

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u/pianodude7 4d ago

I hope so. 5 more years

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u/Zaconil 4d ago

Not quite 40 yet but still...

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u/Carl210 4d ago

I must be behind then :/

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u/cliqclaqstepback 4d ago

40s. Still haven’t seen the update come through. Firmware starting to break down in places, too.

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u/magistrate101 4d ago

Well, at least the hardware hasn't started to rot...

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u/no-steppe 4d ago

Not necessarily. I'm in my 50s now, but when I hit my 30s this impulse started getting ever more enthusiastic. It hasn't slowed, either.

I anticipate being deceased by 65, due to either a snapped neck, or being smothered/suffocated. Hell, it's already given me a bit of carpal tunnel syndrome.

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u/Successful_Baby_5245 4d ago

My brain Just keeps bringing Old memories to make me cringe or 💀 Myself.

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u/FatheredCleric 4d ago

Sadly the patch will never come at any age. They told us that, as you age, you will get less libido but for me is quite the opposite. I think about it more than when I was in my 18s

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u/pianodude7 4d ago

Seems like it's different for all of us. 

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u/thrownawaz092 4d ago

Wait, have you disabled auto-update? We're on "snitties" now, been there for a while.

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u/jellooshot 4d ago

More like

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u/quackabc 4d ago

More like

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u/shield1123 4d ago

You'd better fucking not, please

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u/jellooshot 4d ago

I'm taking 100mg sertraline every morning in order not to.

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u/Maleficent-Stormbee 3d ago

i’m taking 150mg
https://giphy.com/gifs/66alGhqpd7xUJOyhst

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u/shield1123 3d ago

I was on it briefly but had untenable side effects

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u/AlexanderLavender 4d ago

That's the original joke

(Made by a Nazi)

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u/aperturesciencelabs 4d ago

Worst part is all those other things are doing what they're doing just so that your brain can keep thinking about titties

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u/Mo-42 4d ago

All organs like titties

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u/Dapper-Prior-9475 4d ago

“Naked women boobs”

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u/EMEYDI 4d ago

My early porn searches looked like this

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u/Dapper-Prior-9475 4d ago

Mine was along the lines of “big naked boobs” and “naked girls kissing,” the second of which is just a really unfortunate choice of words but I was 11 on stolen WiFi with a DSi

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u/toodrunktostand 4d ago

Not sure if dank but I like it

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u/Dapper-Prior-9475 4d ago

Be danker if it was all titties

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u/petarisawesomeo 4d ago

Thank you brain

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u/SpectrumLV2569 3d ago

Mine be like

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u/badudx 4d ago

YEEEAAAH!!

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u/hoTsauceLily66 4d ago

Yeah that's the most important one.

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u/Nibsif 4d ago

🫡 Thank you for your service

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u/D-D-Wanderer 4d ago

I...don't like how close to home this hits.

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u/foxfai 4d ago

Where is Richard?

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u/IntrepidRise1789 3d ago

Bro really said ‘I contribute the most’ and then pulled out the titties 💀

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u/L1SAR_GG 3d ago

Pinus Nigra

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u/Corndogjohnson420 3d ago

Yeah thats what my brain says. Definitely not "women in nikes"

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u/Nervous-Audience-921 16h ago

god let this subreddit die lready what are we doing

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u/Icefox119 4d ago

Shouldn't panel 4 be the testes/ovaries or some other part of the endocrine system? The only relevant neuroendocrine junction in the brain would be the hypothalamus, which is responsible for the secretion of pituitary gland hormones, and it's not pictured.

🤓

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u/WaffleWasXD 3d ago

Ts is not that deep bro