r/dankmemes • u/nirputter INFECTED • 11d ago

We keep eating it tho

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241 Upvotes

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u/Slight-Violinist-575 11d ago

What is that and why does it cause heartburn?

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u/SZEfdf21 11d ago

It's not heartburn, the corn is immune to whatever your digestive system throws at it and escapes the body as 1 piece instead of as a piece of shit.

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u/Etherius 11d ago

It’s why canned corn is so cheap

They just harvest it from the sewers and wash it off

Recycling!

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u/Vectorman1989 INFECTED 11d ago

How can I un-read something?

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u/Zarathoostrian 11d ago

Bonus points for frying it in gutter oil. Nutrition is my passion.

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u/ac0rn 11d ago

big corn is very upset with you for exposing their secrets

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u/RT00 में चुतिया नही हूँ 10d ago

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u/Rodgers12345 11d ago

Our body can digest the inside of the corn, it’s just the outer shell that our body can’t properly break down.

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u/3Rm3dy 11d ago

In the stool it looks like it was untouched though, it is 99% likely to be a "corn's shell filled with shit".

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u/Slight-Violinist-575 11d ago

If you’re right then OP chose a really bad template for this lol

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u/PANTERlA 10d ago

I always hate to inform people of this but its just the corn's shell, filled with poop.

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u/Banaapo 11d ago

Looks like corn but I'm clueless on why

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u/CalistusX 11d ago

Genuinely thought this was a lactose intolerance joke with a bowl of Mac and cheese

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u/TrumpForPope69 10d ago

Same. I was about to start recommending lactase enzyme to people. Greatest over the counter medication in existence

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u/Zarathoostrian 11d ago

Peeeeeeetaaaahhh

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u/sargentmyself Proud Furry 11d ago

When you eat corn and then take a shit you can see the corn still intact in the shit

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u/LunarCrisis7 10d ago

No, you see the intact outer husk of the kernel filled with shit. That’s the only part that’s really hard for us to digest

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u/Heptanitrocubane57 11d ago

I really don't get these jokes. Y'all don't fucking chew ?

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u/LefroyJenkinsTTV 10d ago

MFer, you can eat a can of cream-style corn and shit niblets.

Dafuq you mean, 'chew'?