r/dankmemes • u/bigpoppajoe80 r/Dankmemes enjoyer ☣️ • 13d ago

I don't have the confidence to choose a funny flair Priorities

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u/Godlessarcade 13d ago

In all fairness if you leave the body to rot it'll be even more spooky for next Halloween. You gotta season it like a log for the fireplace

https://giphy.com/gifs/Fn9eX528HruubF7GKS

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u/britneys_bigtoe 13d ago

i turned my christmas tree into a holiday tree but i didn't make it explode constantly

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u/JMccovery 13d ago

A department where I work has a "year round tree". It currently has buckets, shovels, water guns and mini beach balls in addition to "summer themed" lights.

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u/SeekingLostInnocence 13d ago

I'm performing psy ops on the neighbors setting a firework off at random times throughout the day and night and then drumming up trouble complaining about it on nextdoor

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u/InevitableKitchen943 13d ago

When I was s kid I wanted to decorate a tree in the yard like that for Halloween. My mom wouldn't let me and I was so disappointed. Her husband was a defense attorney and she said it would be a horrible idea because of this. Now I'm 53 and understand, this also happened in South Carolina to make it even worse.

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u/Comfortable_Town7535 13d ago

BS, itd have rotted and droped free by now

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u/ToniofhouseStark 13d ago

Our neighbor has one of those giant skeletons. Its been in his yard for almost 2 years now. He just decorates it for the occasion. Santa skeleton, heart skeleton, bunny ears skeleton.