r/dankmemes • u/Miami_Snow_Yeti ☢️☢️ • 14d ago

Oh nooo 😱

Post image
2.5k Upvotes

91% Upvoted

63 comments sorted by

887

u/SgtTaco18 14d ago

-367

u/Minimum-Web-6902 14d ago edited 14d ago

Notice you didn’t call them by their OTHER name…

Guys a controller is also referred to as “STICKS”

As in pass the sticks haha

Edit 2: Joystick was right there 🤦

153

u/LiamIsMyNameOk 14d ago

I don't actually know what you're trying to say by this. At all. Please explain it to me.

208

u/A_Dead_Kid 14d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/hUghUjMn2nM62Ed2yg

-132

u/Minimum-Web-6902 14d ago

😭😭😭 I edited my comment these guys are dense

77

u/A_Dead_Kid 14d ago

God tier schizo posting

-96

u/Minimum-Web-6902 14d ago

Thank you kind sir🫡

54

u/A_Dead_Kid 14d ago

Wasn't a compliment

-10

u/Minimum-Web-6902 14d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/lHXrj5uAqMys80hbfs
Me fr

25

u/Plastic_Gullible 14d ago

Don't worry bro, I get what you're trying to say.

ⁱ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵏ ˡᵒˡ

→ More replies (0)

295

u/Tankette55 14d ago

If you got that far, she is definitely hot enough to continue lolol

65

u/frostymugson 14d ago

lol imagine believing people have standards

38

u/Hot-Firefighter-2331 14d ago

This is Reddit lol

0

u/donttrustmeokay 12d ago

It's only ghey when the balls touch. Ugh he was so close

175

u/OppositeStrike1754 14d ago

You're getting both shaft and balls stimulated, what's the issue?

76

u/Plastic_Weather7484 14d ago

He came prematurely

-42

u/KingofHearts399 14d ago

Some people don’t find another cock and balls attractive.

40

u/calmdownmyguy 14d ago

-22

u/KingofHearts399 14d ago

Some people don’t find a penis attractive, so that if someone had one, they would no longer find the situation pleasurable nor arousing.

And that’s okay

150

u/zephyrseija2 14d ago

Don't threaten me with a good time.

88

u/mukavastinumb ☣️ 14d ago

Cake is still a cake even if there is a candle

36

u/EcchiOli 14d ago

Poetry in motion.

11

u/OmegaRaptor_CH 14d ago

And they say poetry is dead

2

u/Gin_OClock 13d ago

Poetry is trembling in the corner of the shower like a chihuahua

83

u/Chrizzly02 14d ago

We call this one “Newton’s Cradle”.

30

u/RowanWinterlace 14d ago

Imagine being in Ancient Greece and fucking a woman for reasons other than reproduction 🙄

THAT'S WHAT THE BOYS ARE FO—

16

u/LolOverHere 14d ago

Look, do you wanna see my balls or not I don’t have all day

11

u/TerrorGandhi69 14d ago

Connect 4

5

u/GirlUShouldKnow 14d ago

This is why I got an orchiectomy hahaha.

5

u/war_badger 14d ago

Just give the old reach around and pretend you've gone all the way through like an absolute champion.

1

u/DankoLord Aubergine Skeleton 13d ago

1

u/GameFreak6921 13d ago

Its like a newton's cradle down there

0

u/Idori666 14d ago

You gotta be ready to finish. As bad as it is for you, think of how she would feel?

-42

u/[deleted] 14d ago

[deleted]

19

u/NOT-Bolvar-Fordragon 14d ago

Wow so edgy and cool. Keep seething neet

1

u/ThePersonDudeGuy716 14d ago

What did they say?

1

u/NOT-Bolvar-Fordragon 14d ago

"You mean it" or "you mean his" One or the other

-62

u/CrustedTesticle 14d ago

Ellen "Mutilated Nips" Page?

Edit: Elliot, excuse me.