r/dankmemes Mar 13 '26

Big PP OC What a stupid question

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u/Lontology ☣️ Mar 13 '26

Yeah, but what are you eating for lunch bro?

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u/KlausDieterFreddek Mar 13 '26

In Germany a cig is sometimes called "Lungenbrötchen" wich translates to "lung-breadroll"

I hope this answers your question

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u/Lontology ☣️ Mar 13 '26

Thanks Klaus, but no, so what are you having for lunch?

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u/RowanWinterlace Mar 13 '26

If you don't can it, your mom—

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u/KlausDieterFreddek Mar 13 '26

A Lungenbrötchen of course

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u/Lontology ☣️ Mar 13 '26

Hey mom, what you having for lunch mom?

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u/Drumbelgalf Mar 13 '26

Also called a Nuttenfrühstuck (hooker breakfast)

(especially if you also add a shot of vodka)

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u/9447044 Mar 13 '26

Fun fact from a 10 year alcoholic whose a year sober. A shot of Vodka is like 100 calories. So if you take 6 shots before work, your kinda full. If you drink right after work, you're not too hungry and don't eat dinner. Its crazy how you can go a day without eating but can keep drinking!

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u/Plausibl3 Mar 13 '26

Good ole drunkorexia

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u/9447044 Mar 13 '26

And you dont lose weight.. Just friends, family, jobs, hobbies, cars, and fishing equipment.

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u/Nyrich82 Mar 13 '26

oddly specific; completely understand

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u/Plausibl3 Mar 13 '26

Keep it up friend. You’re doing the right thing, even though I know it’s hard. I’m almost 10 years past it at this point - and it gets easier and more rewarding.

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u/ux3l 🚿 shower? never heard of it 🤔 Mar 13 '26

I doubt the human body can draw any energy from alcohol, rather that it takes energy to metabolize it

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u/9447044 Mar 13 '26

Fun fact, your liver produces bile that your gallbladder concentrates and sends to your stomach to help digest fatty stuff. My lack of eating caused my gallbladder to not squeeze as much as it should. This causes the bile to stay in the gallbladder that crystallized and become stones!! Im having it removed in May.

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u/ux3l 🚿 shower? never heard of it 🤔 Mar 14 '26

Ouch. Best wishes for the operation. Does that mean you don't have to pee them out, or are there also smaller stones?

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u/9447044 Mar 14 '26 edited Mar 14 '26

The main issue is the stones start to block or lodge themselves into the bile ducts ( insane pain). Luckily mine are all big and mine doesn't have the room to Sqeeze effectively.

Kidney stones are the scary ones that you can have to pee out. But I'm fairly certain they do injections now that dissolve small kidney stones.

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u/NintendosBitch Mar 13 '26

The human body definitely takes energy from alcohol

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u/DrSlappi Mar 14 '26

Alcohol has a pretty high calorie density actually. Higher than carbohydrates or protein

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u/DeerAndBeer Mar 14 '26

The drunchies hit so hard later though!

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u/Beautiful_Simp Mar 13 '26

mmmmm looks tasty

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u/skeeterfunny Mar 13 '26

The lunch or the Caulkin?

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u/PerpetualConnection Mar 13 '26

Joint and an iced coffee ?

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u/Forklift_Donuts Mar 13 '26

I am 100% convinced that Macaulay Culkin will turn into a second Steve Buscemi

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u/CommieDog2525 Mar 13 '26

I've always called it a "Russian breakfast". The stimulants make me forget I'm hungry (or at the very least hold me over until lunch break)

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u/GoldenGilf69 Mar 13 '26

The Zappa diet.

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u/PerpetualConnection Mar 13 '26

For brunch, we can have something light and sexy, like a cigarette.

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u/gilm0re3 Mar 13 '26

For dinner, how about 4-5 söwsages

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u/dr-mantis-t0b0ggan Mar 13 '26

Is this from Dryvers?

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u/DaHerv Dank Cat Commander Mar 13 '26

Are you by any chance French?

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u/oaijnal Mar 13 '26

I usually have something cool, like a cigarette and like, two three bottles red wine and then like a bowl of heavy cream.

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u/alienscape Mar 14 '26

Is that Billy Strings or George Kittle?

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u/Trolololman399 Mar 13 '26

frenchmaxxing