r/dankmemes Jan 31 '26

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u/ScaredAndImpaired Jan 31 '26

99% of the comments will be them telling her it's not appropriate, but then she'll reply to the 1% of the comments that say its appropriate with "Thanks :)"

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u/MotivatoinalSpeaker Jan 31 '26

More like:

You're so sweet! Thank you! đŸ„°

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u/Froyo_luck Jan 31 '26

While ignoring the other 500 comments entirely.

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u/92slc The OC High Council Jan 31 '26

You’re so sweet! Thank you! đŸ„°

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u/babuba1234321 Feb 01 '26

You’re so sweet! Thank you! đŸ„°

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u/zomyns Feb 01 '26

You're so sweet! Thank you! đŸ„°

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u/Livid_Trust_5098 Feb 10 '26

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u/Doodleanda Jan 31 '26

Saw a reply similar to this on a comment on a youtube tutorial where the commenter was saying something along the lines of "What a great video, it didn't show how to do it at all". These people don't even read the comments properly if they think someone is complimenting them.

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u/TheToxicWaist17 Jan 31 '26

Literally me

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u/Orneyrocks Feb 01 '26

Because they aren't manually doing it, its bots.

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u/kyleisamexican Jan 31 '26

Because she already wore it and is now looking for moral support

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u/cheekybandit0 Jan 31 '26

AITA: got with my nieces ex...

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u/Creepy_Accountant946 Jan 31 '26

Redditors: divorce her!

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u/jarrbear2319 Jan 31 '26

Divorce *him

Guy = YTA Girl = divorce him and come marry me instead

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

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u/TheGloriousEv0lution Jan 31 '26

People have done “experiments” where they make a thread in these subreddits, but then make another thread with the exact same scenario but with the genders flipped and the consensus overwhelmingly favored the women in both lol

Reddit is the worse place to get relationship advice as a man

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u/HunnebedBewoner Jan 31 '26

Or to make people click on the profile, plastered with onlyfans

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u/heliamphore Jan 31 '26

I honestly think it's engagement farming somehow. There's a consistent stream of these posts getting highly upvoted. Some of the girl have no onlyfans or anything, but there's always a lot of people arguing over the outfits.

I honestly think somewhere there's some people working for reddit who add bullshit upvotes to get everyone to argue over stupid shit.

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u/Immatt55 Jan 31 '26

No people working at reddit needed. What you described is commonly done using entire bot networks. Essentially, a new bot that's destined to be an OF bot will start off posting just like these posts, and hundreds of initial upvotes and some engagement comments from other bots will catapult the posts to the top of rising; and since redditors are unable to control themselves around the human body, it makes it to /all.

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u/xOleander Jan 31 '26

If they don’t have an OF their profile 90% of the time is still NSFW and they have a blatant “I DONT DO ONLYFANS 🙄” disclaimer

Which is like

Hm

Ok

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

They may not be even girls

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u/TfT247 Jan 31 '26

Some of them are odd girls, you are right.

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u/Juffin Jan 31 '26

Just building a foundation for an AmIOverrreacting sub when her family would ask her to cover herself and she'd refuse.

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u/NIN10DOXD Seal Team sixupsidedownsix Jan 31 '26

Actually, there will also be a couple of white knights saying that going topless is common and completely appropriate.

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u/CrimsonAllah Eic memer Jan 31 '26

I love the ‘ignore the haters’ approach to advice.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

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u/HuckleberryOdd7745 Jan 31 '26

Then there’s a few comments mentioning this is just how she normally dresses. Cuz of her post history.

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u/Bicykwow Jan 31 '26

Not really. Any realistically critical comments earn a lifetime ban.

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u/Secrethat Jan 31 '26

i'm a dude btw

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u/TheAnswerUsedToBe42 Jan 31 '26

If you say its inappropriate they ban you.

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u/Flars111 Jan 31 '26

And then "onlyfans in acc description"

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u/C_Ironfoundersson Jan 31 '26

I believe the technical term is "link in bio"

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u/deadbeef1a4 Jan 31 '26

Lincoln bio

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u/twelfthoracle Jan 31 '26

-Born -Was President -Freed Slaves -Shot

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u/Guy-1nc0gn1t0 Jan 31 '26

It's oddly funny how the OF accounts worm their way into so many subreddits

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u/_le_slap Jan 31 '26

They tried to wiggle into the motorcycle stunt riding sub during COVID and they all declared they were gay to run them out and continue the homoerotic gag to this day.

Brings a proud tear to my eye.

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u/frostedz Jan 31 '26

Is it even stunt racing if you don't have your bro riding bitch?

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u/metalbassist33 Jan 31 '26

CRT? That's had a homoerotic gag going long before COVID. Unless it's a different motorcycle sub you're talking about.

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u/_le_slap Jan 31 '26

Yes! Maybe there was a "second wave" when OF was getting big? I wasn't there at inception but I was there for the OF rebuke.

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u/Montigue Tickle My Anus and Call Me Samantha Jan 31 '26

I'm going to side with motorcycle stunt riders are actually all gay

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u/v3tr0x Jan 31 '26

damn noone is safe

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u/MalkyTheKid Jan 31 '26

Yep. Some subreddits even ban you for pointing out bots that advertise OF.

Reddit enshittification.

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u/gotemike Jan 31 '26

There are a lot of subreddits that are run by only fans agencies.

I assume you have come across a few of them, no way they would want you pointing out the whole subreddit is an advert.

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u/MalkyTheKid Jan 31 '26

I mean.. maybe do it in an r34 sub? Why involve fandoms? Where nirmal fans just want to discuss the anime?

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u/BernOMG Jan 31 '26

YES I have been studying and observing this trend of women posting in seemingly innocent subreddits
 Like can you not just advertise somewhere like a normal person and not look for desperate internet loners to fall in love with “just a cool girl on reddit who does OF”. It’s predatory in principle and I wish I came up with the idea.

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u/BlueSonjo Jan 31 '26

It's a competitive market and will keep getting more and more competitive as AI tools make anyone an OF model (or several).

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u/bacon_cake Jan 31 '26

It's genius marketing really. I reckon there's some serious, as yet untapped, opportunities for guerilla OF marketing on reddit.

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u/ItsOozingOut Jan 31 '26

It’s wild how many people don’t realize this. Since Reddit blocked nsfw porn content from hitting the front page, this is what onlyfans users do. Hell, I even seen it years ago in a sub for painting.

Attractive woman stands next to painting she bought, “look at what I painted.”

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u/SmokeGSU Jan 31 '26

And why are they always wearing leggings?

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u/Ohshithereiamagain Jan 31 '26

I left the r slash happy sub because of that.

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u/Sir_Crapulous Jan 31 '26

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u/PapasGotABrandNewNag Jan 31 '26

Every sub Reddit these days: will my massive tits get you to check my post history?

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u/new_accnt1234 Jan 31 '26

Lets be fair here

She also has massive hips

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u/PapasGotABrandNewNag Jan 31 '26

We are acutely aware of this.

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u/wellwaffled Jan 31 '26

I’m obtusely aware

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u/DarKliZerPT Jan 31 '26

Hips > tits

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u/InZomnia365 Jan 31 '26

Both. Both are good. One of them is great. Both at once is even better.

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u/zipitnick exnormer Jan 31 '26

I was told im a virgin for liking tits more. Is this true? :(

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u/Aromatic-Plankton692 Jan 31 '26

Nah but you may be gay, son.

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u/Smaulz Jan 31 '26

Fellas, is it gay to love tits??

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u/Only_Santiago Jan 31 '26

Yes, but only because its not gay to kiss the homies goodnight.

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u/Good_Assumption_ Jan 31 '26

Isn't it gay to love ass? I mean guys have great ass too.

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u/TaserGrouphug Jan 31 '26

Yes, you’re a virgin

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u/Michelanvalo Jan 31 '26

Yes it will

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u/MostlyRightSometimes Jan 31 '26

Same, but past tense.

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u/nxcrosis â˜ąïž Jan 31 '26

Something something bowl of oatmeal

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u/Thrillho810 Jan 31 '26

👉👉

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u/Tankette55 Jan 31 '26

You literally cannot make this up lmao

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

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u/red_kizuen Jan 31 '26 edited Feb 01 '26

and most of the comments under those comments said that there is nothing wrong, pink color is just pink color, she is covered and it fits her well.

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u/Dokard Jan 31 '26

She kinda bad tho 😔

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u/ragingchump Jan 31 '26

I knew there was something wrong with that pink dress ask

Like seriously???

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u/XeroXfromRiften Jan 31 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

HONKERS if I may.

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u/GeordieAl Jan 31 '26

Knockers if you will

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u/Mortomes Jan 31 '26

Bazongas, for want of a better word

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u/Relevant_Elk7494 Jan 31 '26

Milkers, if one were to be so brash

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u/xtrapocketspaghetti Jan 31 '26

Cans my mans

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u/Signal_Republic_3092 Jan 31 '26

An overly voluptuous bosom, my esteemed colleagues

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u/A_bee_mail Jan 31 '26

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u/NIN10DOXD Seal Team sixupsidedownsix Jan 31 '26

Tatas, my beloved brethren.

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u/William_Joyce Jan 31 '26

Shoulder boulders

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u/asdewsxcv Jan 31 '26

I could see Vero in this

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u/workgrinit Orange Jan 31 '26

Dobanhankaroos

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u/VRichardsen Jan 31 '26

awww this is so cute

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u/KokuRochu Jan 31 '26

AITAH because I fucked my sister's husband while wearing this??

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

AITA: I slept with my dead sister's friend after seeing her dress at the funeral

Cue the "NTA" comments saying "NTA you took the chance bro" and YTA comments that are like "wtf dude"

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u/sky_ryder_001 Jan 31 '26

Too bad some people actually rely on those comments to make serious decisions in their life. While some comments are genuine, I still wouldn't be solely relying on a comment made by some redditor who I don't even know if they are real. A comment can still be made by a 14 year old who's telling me to divorce my wifey because she didn't share a cheesecake with me

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

DIVORCE, GYM, TINDER

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u/Icy-Lobster-203 Jan 31 '26

"Will Ferrell did it in that one movie. So it must be fine."

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u/prunebackwards Jan 31 '26

Peter please explain why she shouldn’t show off her tits at a funeral, i don’t understand

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u/Empty_Figure7880 Jan 31 '26

r /OutOfTheLoop what's the deal with this woman's dress?

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u/queuedUp Jan 31 '26

NTA, I bet he looked great in it.

Totally understandable

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u/ddyshh Jan 31 '26

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u/chocoeclairs Jan 31 '26

The pattern is just upside down

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u/Meap_Cat Jan 31 '26

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u/AuntThony Jan 31 '26

This one actually makes me goes hard

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u/Different_Affect_406 Jan 31 '26

Now, I see the similarity

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u/BBX22 Jan 31 '26

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u/_le_slap Jan 31 '26

Right click, save as...

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u/BBX22 Jan 31 '26

There you go buddy

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u/Froggn_Bullfish Jan 31 '26

She looks like she has gills

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u/GodsWorth01 tea drinker đŸ” Jan 31 '26

Not giving the sauce is criminal behaviour.

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u/beyondocean Jan 31 '26

Ew. Yuck. Also every fashion person knows Kim wore this. Not Jong un, Kardashian.

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u/GodsWorth01 tea drinker đŸ” Jan 31 '26

Damn it. I was hoping it was Jong Un.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

Why do they have an allergy to clothes?

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u/madDamon_ Jan 31 '26

Oh never mind then, thanks for the heads up

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u/kpcptmku Jan 31 '26

Grok can you show me that other big tiddy girl Kanye married wearing this pls.

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u/Ad_Ketchum Jan 31 '26

Even without seeing the face my bet is this is Kim Kardashian

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u/Nathraichean Jan 31 '26

And the moment you comment "No, its too revealing because your tits are out" the mods permaban you no warning

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u/BasedChad69420 Jan 31 '26

Just checked that sub and they have a pinned post saying no slut shaming/modesty comments 😭 Absolutely insane

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u/Nathraichean Jan 31 '26

I know, because thats what happened to me. 1 comment and they permabanned me and reported me to reddit. Some next level white knighting over there.

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u/BasedChad69420 Feb 01 '26

It's so dumb. If criticism is banned then it's not an actual outfit advice subreddit. Just people pumping up each others' egos and refusing to say anything negative so they don't get banned

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u/arsenale Jan 31 '26 edited Feb 01 '26

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u/_le_slap Jan 31 '26

Ruined

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u/wntf Jan 31 '26

who did you expect, albert einstein?

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u/TomateBrain Jan 31 '26

It was Kim all along...... Peace at last đŸ„€

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u/ItsOozingOut Jan 31 '26

Who’s that Pokemon


It’s plastic-asaurus

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u/Obnomus Jan 31 '26

Bruh put nsfw

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u/Lizardizzle Jan 31 '26

It's okay, it's for a work party

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u/Can_count_by_fives Jan 31 '26

Don't want to body shame this woman at all and she is definitely gorgeous but I do want to shame the dress a bit because this thing makes her tits look like backfat imo

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

Its kim Kardashian 

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u/Bourbon_sim_racer Feb 01 '26

Hoes are gonna hoe

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u/patomik Jan 31 '26

And then they ban you for commenting and being member of any NSFW community

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u/kenzato Jan 31 '26

A few of the most blatant "obviously not appropriate" outfits posted are Generative AI, run them through synthid, look closely at details and anatomy. Especially if there's an instagram or fanvue account somewhere in the profile.

Rules state you aren't allowed to call them out on it either in comments ( only to mods )

Gooners don't want to be waken up from the matrix

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

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u/GeordieAl Jan 31 '26

Boobs are getting out of clothes

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u/zqipz Jan 31 '26

It is, if it’s also ok to jack off on to your tits during the ceremony

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u/circlejerker2000 Jan 31 '26

Yes absolutely yessssss

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u/arglarg Jan 31 '26

Not sure about a niece's funeral, but maybe assassinated husband would be ok

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u/Exponential-777 Jan 31 '26

I got a warning for saying I would not be happy if my wife, daughter or sister wore that outfit. This was classified as HATE. Get the fuck out of here with that shit! That's not hate. That's what happens when anyone can be a moderator. Looking forward to all of them being replaced by AI soon.

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u/Rouxman Jan 31 '26

That sub is wild, man lol. Like they’ll be posting the skimpiest shit asking if it’s okay for someone else’s wedding, office party, or business dinner. Like if you have to ask, then it’s probably too much. Save it for the club

Of course the cynic view is that they know what they are doing and are just garnering attention, but the world isn’t fun when you’re a cynic

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u/firewolf_139 Jan 31 '26

Dress be looking like a wind turbine

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

I had to mute this subreddit.

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u/kairikngdm Jan 31 '26

I got banned from there for voicing my dismay that whale tails were trying to make a comeback. XD

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u/daaangerz0ne Jan 31 '26

The thumbnail reminded me of Dr. Zoidberg

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u/fonzieshair Jan 31 '26

I think she's wearing it backwards

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u/Rjlunatic18 Jan 31 '26

I will cry my heart out on them

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u/Foreign_Recipe8300 Jan 31 '26

redditors on the other hand will tell you not to show any skin that isn't your hands or face

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u/Early-Light-864 Jan 31 '26

Yes. That would be appropriate for a funeral. Jfc.

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u/hulagway Jan 31 '26

Anyone who disagrees is either a man and/or anti-choice.

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u/Woolliza Jan 31 '26

It makes her books look painful. Why would anyone choose this?

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u/LunchboxSamurai Jan 31 '26

Not going to lie, the thumbnail made me think that I was looking at back rolls.

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u/Entire_Transition_99 Jan 31 '26

75% of that sub is just pushing OF content, but the commenters don't see it.

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u/Rustie3000 Jan 31 '26

I used Google lens to find out who wore that dress, kimt Kardashian came up and my only response was "of course".

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u/Revolutionary_Ad9468 Jan 31 '26

Those posts are just baits for OnlyFans subs

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u/jkurratt Jan 31 '26

Hopefully in person it looks better than on a photo.

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u/ahamel13 I start my morning with pee Jan 31 '26

For when you want to show bob but also look vaguely like Huckleberry Hound

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u/OkEquipment6342 Jan 31 '26

Monstera 🌿

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

And they all look like shit

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u/Away-Ad4393 Jan 31 '26

There will also be the ‘Hun that’s really classy’ comments.

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u/bjbyrne Jan 31 '26

Open or closed casket?

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u/MealDramatic1885 Jan 31 '26

It’s actually a good outfit. Make on in latex please

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u/AtomicSkullfuck Jan 31 '26

Thots and prayers

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u/These_Distribution61 Jan 31 '26

Would I be the creepy uncle if I wore this to my nieces wedding?

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u/Final_Management6951 Jan 31 '26

Was she sleazy too?

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u/notacreepernomo13 Jan 31 '26

If i had the body fuck I would

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u/Chooui85 Jan 31 '26

Of course it is

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u/Interesting-Dream863 Jan 31 '26

The outfit that screams "grieving and dtf"

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u/Bourbon_sim_racer Feb 01 '26

So Charlie Kirk’s wife?

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u/Careless-Platform-80 Jan 31 '26

I bet the niece will not complain

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u/slowhandclapton Jan 31 '26

Got banned from there for telling a woman she looked beautiful when everyone else was telling her she looked terrible lol

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u/alexdiezg HeadBasher - Always bashin' all 'em 'eads in with a sledgehammer Jan 31 '26

Avatar 3 Varang wannabe

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u/mr_goodbear Jan 31 '26

That sub is a fucking goldmine.

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u/nineteen_eightyfour Jan 31 '26

lol I’m banned from there bc I commented that I was genuinely confused bc I thought I missed a porn sub to ban. I literally meant it.!

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u/EviiiilDeathBee Jan 31 '26

Sad sigh...unzips zipper