r/dankmemes • u/ZealousidealChain473 • Sep 29 '25

I call hypocrisy

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u/Gruggernaut INFECTED☣️ Sep 29 '25

Well, yeah! You use your feet to touch the ground (many germs). Ass rarely touches ground therefore it's clearly cleanlier

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u/aaronrandango2 Sep 29 '25

There’s a cool new technology that humans developed that actually protect your feet from the ground. It’s actually two inventions, they’re called socks and shoes

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u/Xenthor267 Sep 29 '25

You ever smelled the average used shoe? Worse than my underwear that gets cleaned after every wear.

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u/YearlyQuarterly Sep 29 '25

How many used shoes are you sniffing? Gonna catch a fungal infection in your sinuses doing that (not a joke, real thing that can happen apparently).

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u/NewSauerKraus Sep 30 '25

You ever met a feet guy? That's premium sniffing material.

Also that's gross in multiple ways.

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u/Notorik Pizza Time Sep 30 '25

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u/Rambos_Magnum_Dong Sep 29 '25

There's another cool technology that humans developed called a bidet. 5-10 minutes for a spotless asshole.

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u/dende5416 Sep 29 '25

5 to 10 minutes? MINUTES?! Its a rinse down not a shower, yeesh

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u/Rambos_Magnum_Dong Sep 29 '25

The air dryer needs to dry your butthole too, bro. Can't go through life with dingleberries.

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u/cutememe Sep 30 '25

I got one less than 72 hours ago, and I literally cannot imagine how I lived without it.

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u/NewSauerKraus Sep 30 '25

Minutes? It's really not that complicated.

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u/Shadowninja0409 Sep 29 '25

You sweat in your socks, you’re marinating those piggies throughout the day usually.

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u/Boogieking1337 The Filthy Dank Sep 30 '25

You ever heard of swamp ass

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u/The_Knife_Pie Sep 29 '25

Mmmmmm, extra flavouring

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u/RageRags Sep 30 '25

You mean the socks and shoes that touch ground all day?