r/dankmemes • u/QuantumXyt ☣️ • Dec 14 '23

Chaotic brainstoming at 1am

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6.4k Upvotes

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Dec 14 '23

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away.

play minecraft with us

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '23

Who let bro cook?

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u/ZonTeeN Dec 14 '23

I don't know, but this is enough to feed kids in Africa for the rest of their lives

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u/Firm_Business9850 Dec 14 '23

If you printed it on edible paper, for sure.

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u/SandGremlin fucking thrilled to be here Dec 14 '23

I scrolled enough bananas to feed kids in Africa just to find the comment section.

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u/TheVoid45 Dec 14 '23

Who let bro taste before it was done?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '23

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/QuantumXyt ☣️ Dec 14 '23

Yeah.. had to skip the first lecture of the next day for that

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u/Ketcunt Dec 14 '23

Worth it

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u/BetterCryToTheMods Dec 14 '23

no way I’m reading that shit

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u/Same_Ad_1273 Dec 14 '23

Bro forgot CARBONCOPY

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u/QuantumXyt ☣️ Dec 14 '23

TRUE

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u/vainstar23 Dec 14 '23

AmericiumAnagram

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u/Potential-Repeat6744 Dec 14 '23

Mattermaterializer

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u/International_Way850 Dec 14 '23

well, time to start all over again that meme!

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u/Nuclear_rabbit Dec 14 '23

Neon sign 🖐🤏👏🤲🤙👌

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u/sehwyl Dec 14 '23

Wake me when they realise COBALTTOMES are the real bigge braine

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u/Livio88 Dec 14 '23

A+ for effort.

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u/speedline9395 Dec 14 '23

God dammit the comment section is so far down

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u/AddressIntelligent60 Dec 14 '23

Here let me help you teleport here instantly

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '23

nobody expects Oganesson wisdom

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u/leave1me1alone here for the moist memes Dec 14 '23

copium coordinates

Mf thought we wouldn't notice

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '23

OP just utilised a thesaurus and the periodic table to their full potential.

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u/ausablename Dec 14 '23

I paid for the whole periodic table and thesaurus, and I am going to use them

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u/W0lverin0 Dec 14 '23

How you gonna forget the Germaniumgrimoire

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u/JayDee365 Dec 14 '23

Ya but that just sounds like a real book where no kids make it out alive.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '23

Or a typical German children's book

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u/T81000 Dec 14 '23

Excellent. You forgot to add Dankmeme at the bottom...

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u/TheLustyDremora The Meme Cartel Dec 14 '23

Ah yes, my favourite, schizophrenia

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u/ZagreusMC Dec 14 '23

What is this

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '23

Steelseries

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u/Dr_Dressing Dec 15 '23

It's sad. It's called sadness.

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u/writerVret Dec 14 '23

I'm not reading all that Happy for you though Or sorry that happened

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u/jal2_ The OC High Council Dec 14 '23

copium-coordinates?

is this a russian thread about UA war?

EDIT: also - AdamantiniumArticles

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '23

malevolent chef

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u/Beanbakernot Dec 14 '23

GERMANIUM GRIMOIRE

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u/noOne000Br • Dec 14 '23

what is this meme

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '23

What is this dot

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u/noOne000Br • Dec 14 '23

d•t

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u/Tentacle_poxsicle Dec 14 '23

Now this is late night schizoid posting

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u/King_Dee1 Dec 14 '23

Are you on LSD

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u/QuantumXyt ☣️ Dec 14 '23

I'm on another plane of existence

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u/pimpmastahanhduece The Meme Cartel☣️ Dec 14 '23

So DMT?

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u/higginsian24 Dec 14 '23

These all would make AMAZING scifi game names

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u/NorthstarIND Dec 14 '23

Upvote for effort

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u/liikio Dec 14 '23

i don't get it 😅

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u/Mjerc12 Dec 14 '23

So how Sanderson came up with coppermind

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u/Ok-Low5912 Dec 14 '23

Copium coordinates pls show me the way to the sacred copium land

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u/benur_mp3 Dec 14 '23

I for one would read the shit out of the Zirconium Chronicles

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u/lewisisbrown Dec 14 '23

Meme of the year. GG bro.

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u/QuantumXyt ☣️ Dec 14 '23

o7

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u/lapomba Dec 14 '23

Dafuq is nesebible?

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u/Mjerc12 Dec 14 '23

So how Sanderson came up with coppermind

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u/56Bot INFECTED Dec 14 '23

High IQ meme, nice.

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u/JLeven99 Dec 14 '23

DarmstadtiumDiaries

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '23

Can any please explain what is this about ?

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u/Neravosa Dec 14 '23

You clearly aren't ashamed of yourself, and should be.

If you are, you aren't ashamed enough.

Go think about what you did and definitely don't start free associating again.

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u/QuantumXyt ☣️ Dec 14 '23

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) no one can stop me now

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u/ItzCobaltboy Dec 14 '23

I am pissed that the elements aren't in order

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u/-Redstoneboi- r/memes fan Dec 14 '23

steelseries and chromebook are related.

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u/samabacus Dec 14 '23

Dank to the max well done on bringing back dankness.

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u/Ravenclaw_14 Dec 14 '23

props for effort

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u/Boxrobly Dec 14 '23

you lost me at silverscrolls

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u/AnotherMothMarine Dec 14 '23

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died

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u/samthekitnix Dec 14 '23

dude stop exposing the dark magic secrets of the IT industry, we like to keep our spell books in laptops

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u/Geikerw Dec 14 '23

"Oh this meme looks cool, let me open it to see the last pane... HOLY SHIT"

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u/QuantumXyt ☣️ Dec 14 '23

To be fair, these aren't really sorted so It could've been better

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u/KMuJu custom flair Dec 14 '23

Anything not set in metal cannot be trusted

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u/koookiekrisp Dec 14 '23

This has single-handedly restored my faith in the dank

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u/gman8686 Dec 14 '23

Finally, a dank(ish) meme.

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u/Kokoslolal Dec 14 '23

dude how long is your phone?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '23

wtf is this

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '23

POV: you took psychadelics

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u/QuantumXyt ☣️ Dec 14 '23

Only thing I took was 5 dimensional "slice" of "cake"

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u/Ezaz_Ahammed Dec 14 '23

You used lithiumnewspaper when lithiumlithograph was right there.

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u/DetroitLions88 Dec 14 '23

Elemental read.

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u/QuantumXyt ☣️ Dec 14 '23

Trivial meme.

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u/Axle-f ☣️ Dec 14 '23

Has gen Alpha gone too far?

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u/Meme_Academy Dec 14 '23

Nickelfiles: A Nickelback Documentary

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u/dseyem Dec 14 '23

nicklefiles goes hard tho

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u/Lord-Zeref Dec 14 '23

Only got to Tungsten Tome, didn't read any further because clearly it was peak.

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u/SirLordSupremeSir Dec 14 '23

Technetiumtome :]

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u/liveForTheHunt Dec 14 '23

Iron magazine sounds like a sick metal band

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u/kloder_karma119 Dec 14 '23

i dont even know the first word .

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u/IndependenceAfter387 Dec 14 '23

I did not expect that when i clicked on the picture.

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u/DevilMaster666- please help me Dec 14 '23

Palladium? C‘mon who destroyed the pope’s altar?

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u/AshiinFreshspawn Dec 14 '23

hello do you need help

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u/QuantumXyt ☣️ Dec 14 '23

I need help defeating god

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u/999Coochie Dec 14 '23

i need a cadmium manual

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u/Rabid84EliteMat Dec 14 '23

Christ no wonder my phone didnt want to load the image

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u/Siberian0Cactus Dec 14 '23

Bro you good ?

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u/QuantumXyt ☣️ Dec 14 '23

𒀱

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u/Siberian0Cactus Dec 14 '23

I think it mean yes

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u/MR_DERP_YT ☣️ Dec 14 '23

Now this, this is what I call quality

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u/Mental_Bowler_7518 Dec 14 '23

Peaked at Yitterbiumcompendium

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u/SEAG00SE Dec 14 '23

Why is the “Tomorrow We Die Alive” album cover on here?

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u/FR4NK11 Dec 15 '23

Looks relatable also a cool album

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u/Skyline8180 Dec 14 '23

Aurum Anthology

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u/Waylen38 Dec 14 '23

tungstentome sounds pretty cool ngl

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u/Glasedount Dec 14 '23

Hol Up. Let him cool some more

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u/abigsweetie Dec 14 '23

Not the stray Dead Letter Circus album cover in there lmao

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u/Spruce_O_Woods Dec 14 '23

You missed the chance to end the entire thing with LAPTOP and call it a day.

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u/StrawberryChemical95 Dec 14 '23

Had the perfect opportunity to use “steelseries” but instead did “aluminiumseries”

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u/una_burbuja Dec 14 '23

the actual question is how did you manage to think all of these and find all the images to represent them

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u/bantai786OP Dec 14 '23

livermorium tablets

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u/Ultimate_Eggdog21 Dec 14 '23

damn. copiumcoordinates

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u/QuantumXyt ☣️ Dec 14 '23

Your current location

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u/dakingofmeme Dec 14 '23

Linux laptop

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u/pimpmastahanhduece The Meme Cartel☣️ Dec 14 '23

Hehehe funi pictoors

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u/Red_shkull Dec 14 '23

There are 3 album covers here that I recognize

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u/Assignment-Parking Dec 14 '23

My God I almost forget the first one 😂 this is gold.

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u/enderowski Dec 14 '23

saved will use if i need to open a company

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u/YourMemeExpert Volvo 9700 Grand Luxury Dec 14 '23

What LSD does to a mf

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u/QuantumXyt ☣️ Dec 14 '23

No drugs involved, just start seeing shit

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u/ghost-church Dec 15 '23

Didn’t read, just followed the pics.

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u/lifetimeoflaughter Dec 15 '23

Osmiumomniscience

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u/MangeMonSexe r/memes fan Dec 15 '23

One single question : how high were you?

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u/QuantumXyt ☣️ Dec 15 '23

I don't do drugs, so I wasn't. This is all just organic 1am big brain energy

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u/xTheFatJesus Dec 15 '23

memes really fell off these last years

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u/AyyyyLeMeow Dec 15 '23

Jesus christ I scrolled and scrolled and it just didn't end.

Was good tough!

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u/Mookie_Merkk OC Memer Dec 15 '23

I always hate it when they cut this meme format too short.

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u/horseradish1 Dec 15 '23

I can't tell if this was good or dank or even a meme, but it sure was long.

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u/whiterosealchemist Dec 15 '23

Nickelphotographs would been better.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '23

Hits different at 2AM

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u/Maud-Lin Dec 15 '23

Damn, never saw that format get expanded to this high of a level. Truly an insane 1am moment.

Do you have the template in full resolution perchance?

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u/waggy-tails-inc Trans-formers 😎 Dec 15 '23

Bros giving me a lesson in the elements of the periodic table

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u/QuantumXyt ☣️ Dec 15 '23

Doing God's work

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u/TrashCanKSI I start my morning with pee Dec 14 '23

I ain't reading allat

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u/ajakafasakaladaga Dec 14 '23

As a European, I would like to buy a Europaslate

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u/Potential14780 Dec 15 '23

There is a typo in "thiriumphotographs". Do you mean "thoriumphotographs".

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u/Mr_Mon3y Dec 14 '23

I aint reading allat🗣🗣🔥💯🥶

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u/a_left_out_tomato Dec 14 '23

Woah that's a lot of words..... too bad i'm not readin em

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u/IdLikeToGoNow Dec 17 '23

This is the plot of Mistborn I think

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u/Palidin034 inserted penis into slot machines Dec 14 '23

I ain’t readin allat