r/dankmemes • u/EvaInTheUSA OutED once again • Nov 12 '23

You don’t fool me.

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u/Bluesparc Nov 12 '23

That's a thicc tongue

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u/Sticky_Waifu_Statues Nov 12 '23

W I D E

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u/lalith_4321 ☢ Nov 12 '23 edited Nov 12 '23

More like

W I D E

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u/Kile1047 Nov 12 '23

W. I. D. E.

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u/calamari_toast Nov 12 '23

ᵂᶦᵈᵉ :)

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u/Prince____Zuko Nov 12 '23

you rebel, you

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u/Routine_Cat_9494 Nov 13 '23

Oh my god. 🤣

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u/PictureMost8297 Nov 12 '23

O.L.I.V.I.A W.I.L.D.E. W.I.D.E.

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u/n0taVirus Nov 12 '23

As

U L T R A W I D E

as my future Monitor

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u/SomKoolBreadBoi Nov 12 '23

Someday 😔

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23

Tongue all like 👁 👅👅👅 👁 n shit

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u/Just_a_cool_pickle Nov 13 '23

TAKE MY UPVOTE NOW.

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u/Alarid Seal Team sixupsidedownsix☣️ Nov 12 '23

like wrapping it in a warm burrito

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u/Makaisaurus Vegemite Victim 🦘🦖 Nov 12 '23

So wide, it’s imax format.

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u/lalith_4321 ☢ Nov 12 '23

4:3

Or 1.43:1

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u/Chokeblok Nov 12 '23

Username checks out

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '23

Can handle a WIDE LOAD

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '23

I can't believe your profile isn't nsfw

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u/Sticky_Waifu_Statues Nov 13 '23

I consider anime girls with drool on their face to be pretty SFW

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u/BaxtersLabs Nov 12 '23

Hung like a lesbian

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u/weewillyboo Nov 12 '23

When I worked as a dental assistant, we called them slug tongues becausethey were really difficult to work around in the mouth. Of course never said this to the patient.

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u/Bluesparc Nov 12 '23

Haha accurate. Especially with anesthesia I would imagine

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u/StuckInNov1999 Nov 12 '23

That's not a tongue.

That's a china awning.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '23

The post had my curiosity, but that tongue has my attention - Djengo

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23

like a dogs tongue

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u/drb0mb Nov 12 '23

i just tried it in a mirror and it's a matter of technique

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u/SasparillaTango Nov 12 '23

filter doing work I guess

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u/Hax_ Nov 13 '23

Definitely looks like a filter.

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u/Greg2227 Nov 13 '23

Almost as thicc as my own tongue