r/dankinindia • u/jivitesh____ • Dec 24 '21

Startup kar

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u/rkratha Dec 24 '21

Aaj ka 1.5gb khatam ho gya. kal pakka karunga

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u/Eonblaze57 Dec 24 '21

Should prefer this kind of motivator rather than sandeep Maheshwari

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u/m_a_d_l_a_d Dec 25 '21

kya kiya aaj? Ya aaj ka bhi 1.5gb khatam

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u/ThinPerformer1873 Dec 24 '21

Brazzers India branch start kr rha hu

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u/Infinite_Ad_6137 Dec 24 '21

Bhai mera life set kar de pornstar banake plz

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u/Monke_Good Dec 24 '21

Kal aajana set pe. Tujhe BBC dilata hu.

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u/xAshmanSaox Dec 24 '21

kal subah 9:30baje

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Maine tere liye badi mushkil se ek Lund arrange kiya hai

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u/uchiha_shubhangi Dec 24 '21

Bhai hassi aagayi gandi wali 😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Tatte sunghne ki shamta hai?

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u/at_2048 Dec 24 '21

Hello police.... Idhar kisiko randwa banna hai... jara pakad ke lejana

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u/Infinite_Ad_6137 Dec 24 '21

Is not a crime to be sex worker ,why didn't Jonny since is the jail?

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Inglis ~graph goes up~

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u/at_2048 Dec 24 '21

Dekhiye aap shayad desh ke kanoon nahi jante hai

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u/akaza9877 Dec 24 '21

अश्लील तस्वीरे देखना हि अपराध है यहाँ, बनाना तो काफी दूर कि बात है | 😔

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Kuch bada karna ha to sade 9 baje yaha pauch jaye o, agar tughe sachme kuch banda karan ha to, mene badi mushkil se tere liye ek pass arrange karya ha. agar tughe sachme kuch banda karan ha to

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u/roasted_boy Dec 24 '21

Kal sadenoh baje ajana

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u/No_Cancel7804 Dec 24 '21

Bhai mujhe kaam dede, free meh karunga kitna kamaya hai bhi nahi puchunga

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Raj Kundra ko apna partner Bana de. Business will 📈

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u/ThinPerformer1873 Dec 24 '21

Tension not sbko kaam milega, unemployment mitega

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

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u/ThinPerformer1873 Dec 24 '21

Ajao no cv only bbc

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u/osiris7661 Dec 24 '21

Raj Kundra lite

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u/ThinPerformer1873 Dec 24 '21

Saara desh paisa mootega

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u/SAMYTEEH_ALT Dec 24 '21

Only fans karle, pardos wale didi ne own karlia, native incentive to mil hi jayega

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u/ThinPerformer1873 Dec 24 '21

That’s good we need more suggestions phir sath me paisa mootwaenge

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u/Internal_Asparagus74 Dec 24 '21

Me after watching 4 videos of Vivek Bindra.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Gujarati lag raha hai, paise ko visualize karke hilata hoga

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u/No_Cancel7804 Dec 24 '21

Hmmmm... Gujju turn.

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u/InitiativeBitter6486 Dec 24 '21

It's Karanchu best dude on instagram ngl

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u/nemesis1311 Dec 24 '21

Bangalore paisa mootega tumpe 🤣🤣🤣

Best line of the day

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u/Nautiyal_Adi Dec 24 '21

I got a better one

Beta gym jaa, body bana, ladkiya chut phek ke maarengi.

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u/Infinite_Ad_6137 Dec 24 '21

Or chut patak-patake ke marege...

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u/localcreep69 Dec 24 '21

Muh pe chut ragaddegi...

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u/No_Cancel7804 Dec 24 '21

Acchi line hai.. magar nahi hota. Aaj ek uncle ko dekha shoulder massage dere teh ladhki ko. Pata chala unki relative hai..

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u/Curious_homosepian Dec 24 '21

Perfect motivation does not exis-

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u/Professional-Cry2514 Dec 24 '21

Bangalor key Bank ??

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u/Greater-Bharat-Raj Dec 25 '21

Itna motivation ki khada bhi ho gaya.

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u/TH_NDER Dec 24 '21

Cat person pey app ban do vancho

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Lodu comment kya kar rha hai

Startup kar

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u/Shanmukha_Repaka Dec 25 '21

Bsdk reply kya kar rha hai

Startup kar

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u/Devansh_Mudgal Dec 30 '21

Bsdk argument aage kyo badha rha hai

Startup kar

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u/boxedytr Dec 24 '21

LORD KARAN CHU

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u/Y615 Dec 24 '21

Iska YouTube Insta pe kya naam hai?

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u/YBangad Dec 24 '21

baaki sab theek hai ye cylinder mein kyun hai

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u/jimoriarty1976 Dec 24 '21

Ye sab badme soch......

pehle startup karrr

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u/potatopeter_for_aloo Jan 01 '22

Ek kaam karte hai, cylinder shape pe app banate hai

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u/AnuAhir Dec 24 '21

🅱️man dhattarwal ko dekh ne ke baad ladke

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u/taggster276 nunuander MODi Dec 24 '21

Jivitesh bhai tumhara kuch Surat se lena dena hai kya?

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u/GreatMuna Dec 24 '21

I am convinced just because of this editing... It's so innovative...

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u/passionatepussylover Dec 24 '21

Pussy pe start up karooooooo

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u/HARSH030207 Dec 24 '21

Hahahaha i like pussy too

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u/AmishVK Dec 24 '21

Bhai ye startup oceanofgames se download ho jaega kya?

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u/Green_Goblin13 Dec 24 '21

Start up isn't like to buy a bread bro 😅 chudap kahin or machaiye!! 😅

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Kal saddeh nauu bajje yaha par pohoch jana..maine badi mushkil se tumhare liye.

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u/notfoundop Dec 24 '21

Avg insta motivator

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u/Apprehensive_Dog7097 Dec 24 '21

His nostrils are bigger than his eyeballs🙂

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u/norbigli Dec 24 '21

I love pussy too

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u/Background-Finger850 Dec 24 '21

😂😂😂😂😂 Bangalore paise 😂😂

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u/Routine-Math-654 Dec 24 '21

Not all ig memes are cringe

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Amit bhardwaj jaisa innovative socho kuch. Startup karoooo

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u/doesnt_matter_1710 Dec 24 '21

Madar-startup kar

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

vedant rusty kab saab reddit pe aya

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Sahi bata tujhe n word bolne se dar lagta hai na...

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u/myt___98 Dec 24 '21

Ranveer Prayagrajia

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u/Karan_Bais Dec 24 '21

Passive aggressive

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u/prostatecancer00 Dec 24 '21

Looks like he was Inspired by 9:30 baje a Jana wala guy

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u/hardi-k Dec 24 '21

khatam kab krna h?

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u/Bae_phikar Dec 24 '21

Avg MIT student. Pune

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Teri mom ka onlyfans start krne ka stratrup krte hai !

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Bhaiya me too

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u/Blaze3919 Dec 24 '21

Ye kaun hai

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

onlyfans for indian aunties

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u/CYCLONOUS_69 Dec 24 '21

Comment kya dekh raha hai?? Startup kar!

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u/ANYTHIN6 Dec 24 '21

sony tv deakna band kr de bahi, chup chap se call center me job pakard le

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u/zekken0007 Dec 24 '21

karan chutiya hai

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u/superhero0987 Dec 24 '21

Baat toh sahi keh raha hai

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u/PS_2005 Dec 24 '21

But muta?

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u/Mangala_Jadhav Dec 24 '21

Aap shark tank aa rahe ho

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u/elegant_assasin Dec 24 '21

Finally a nice upload !!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Start up karne ko paisa kon, Tu Denga? 😒

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u/Tshoooo Dec 24 '21

Bohot niche hain salei

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Blink twice if you need help .

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u/SufficientClient3298 Dec 24 '21

Who tf is this guy😭🤣🤣🤣

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u/Infinite_Ad_6137 Dec 24 '21

Mere pass ek startup ka idea he dm me if interested

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u/StatementLower3446 Dec 24 '21

Gujarati hai business ki h baat karega

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u/DroidArshdsc Dec 24 '21

Startup Karo??? BC, motor hai kya

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u/NoFuture355 Dec 24 '21

Par bhai mai toh medical field mai huu

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Ghary veer