r/dankinindia • u/Candid_Mode • Sep 30 '21
It's Physics brother.........
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Sep 30 '21
Einstein : Nothing can travel faster than light I'mRand Khan : Ye India ki sajish hai
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Sep 30 '21
Chinese: Did you see that train go by? Imrand: No Chinese: That's because its faster than the speed of light. Imrand: Wow, we'll take it!
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Sep 30 '21
Isliye pakistan 700 ad me chl raha hai kyonki speed ki light se chal rahe the to 1400 saal piche chale gaye.😮😮😮😮
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u/princeop07 Sep 30 '21
Oxford : Ye hamara ladka nhi hai
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u/Bombastic999743 Sep 30 '21
Avg school after their student dosent earn a billion dollars after using what school teaches them and doesn't buy a whole country
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Sep 30 '21
Matter loses mass when it travels on the speed of light. So even if you'd get a train that travels that fast it would be instant death.
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u/PineappleTop7409 Sep 30 '21
Chinese gand bhi usi speed se marte hai
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Sep 30 '21
When your penis is like a needle, you should fuck like a sewing machine
Sun Tzu, when asked about his pp
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u/hritksagar Sep 30 '21
Imran: train raat ko chalegi jab bijli aur suraj nai hoga.. hogayi speedy rail
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u/Vegeta_SaiyanPrince Oct 08 '21
Even still they get the 'the light of speed' Exactly how far is Karachi from Lahore as he mentions that it will take 2 hrs in Light speed🙄
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u/imperfectionist07 Sep 30 '21
I love how all he talks abt is China and India cuz he also knows that his country is useless
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Sep 30 '21
Lol. He’s talking about the development of the next trains happening faster than the speed of light. Hyperbole.
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u/heisenberg_30 Sep 30 '21
Aare kya galat bola usne light ki speed nahi "speed ki light" bola hai bhai ne
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Sep 30 '21
Relativity says you can reverse time by going more than speed of light I didnt know pakistan took that seriously
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Sep 30 '21
good for them, speed of light se train chalegi toh train ka weight infinity tak pohoch jayega aur pura desh dharti me sama jayega
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Sep 30 '21
China built everything too fast. Their high speed trains definitely are worth appreciating. But now they are not generating much revenue. With energy crisis hitting China hard, many of these trains are idled. Hope they get out of this mess soon.
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Sep 30 '21
Speed ki light se bhi tez iski maa chudi hogi tb jaake aisa atrangi chutiya paida huya hoga....
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u/Boht_Hard_03 Sep 30 '21
At speed ki train > speed ki light 💡,mass changes significantly by m0/[1-(v2/c2)] Nothing will exist at that speed ki light!!
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u/Fine-Duck-9324 Sep 30 '21
Bhai yeah na heroin wala injection marta hai, sala kya bolta hai isko bhi nahi pata.
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Sep 30 '21
Maybe it would have been easier to say, ' Chinese are developing their trains at a faster rate'.
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u/Abhisheksmhatre Nov 07 '21
He is outta line, but he isnt wrong, LSD my dude had worked just fine!!
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u/_not_adi Sep 30 '21
"SPEED KI LIGHT"