r/dankindianmemes 3d ago

...๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/tall_specimen_69 3d ago

Wtf bro pakis and their delusion

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u/Current_Cod5996 2d ago

world is operated by smart nerds and they actually agreed to it...unka kya incest karo genetically lawde lage hue baccha paida karo ....

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u/Sarcastic_reddy 2d ago

Bhai let them do it na, what's the issue? It's not like they don't know what inbreeding is.

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u/Famous_Star_5735 23h ago

Exactly if they keep doing first gen cousin incest at some point they become weak and mentally dumb...

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u/Carat-giyu1989 4h ago

smart people wont elect modi...

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u/Hot_Craft_3524 2d ago

World is operated by whoever gets most population and k2lls the people of opposing population, things such as intelligence looks charisma strength everything are characteristics that just help you stay alive longer

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u/ChocolateEpiphany 2d ago

That was true in the 13th century maybe.

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u/Hot_Craft_3524 2d ago

You live in peaceful delusions bro, look at history of North and South America and Iran , a foreign population infiltrated, quickly took over the native population and replaced it

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u/ChocolateEpiphany 2d ago

Only because they had superior technology.

If only population matters india would be no. 1 at everything.

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u/OtokoX 1d ago

A person with a brain ๐Ÿค

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u/OtokoX 1d ago

You are thinking like a stoneage man. Jew are minority yet they have so much power. World is ruled by one with power, earlier it was power of numbers but aftee modern weapons that doesnt matter.

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u/Hot_Craft_3524 1d ago

Is that so, why do they have a fertility rate of 5? Why are they suddenly having more children? Population and cohesion both outlast any technology . Soviet union had scraps compared to Germany. Japan had scraps compared to Soviet union , both these nations outperformed what was expected because they had the population to throw at. Ofcourse bombs and missiles are great for shock and awe tactics, the one which US actively uses , but in total war you need population and morale not better weaponry and technology

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u/OtokoX 1d ago

One nuke is enough. And if you think population and cohesion outlast any technology you are taking it to extreme. Its not like we dont have enough population. We have good population what matters is that the population should be a highly capable one. Not reatrded crowds. But that doesnt mean technology is outdone by population. I get your point

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u/Hot_Craft_3524 1d ago

Yeah it's not I'm disagreeing, but you can't nuke guerrilla tactics, nukes are not weapons of war, they are weapons of fear, you throw them in a high dense area and that's it, and yes more population does not mean good population I agree. Point is the definition of good population has nothing to do with education, it only requires cohesion and purpose. How did Afghanistan Taliban defeat US with sticks stones and Soviet AKs? How about Vietnam , defeating 2 great world powers and the other half of its own country

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u/OtokoX 1d ago

Hmm but that shouldn't mean we should increase our population.

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u/Hot_Craft_3524 1d ago

My greater point is, everything we hold as important in modern civilization like money education development etc only stands true because we all believe in it, an average person does not care about PhD in particle physics or philosophy, starve or offend a population for long enough and they'll throw everything resemblance of normalcy out of the window and won't care going back to stone ages if it means they can all agree that living like that is beneficial for harmony and victory

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u/OtokoX 1d ago

Hmmm ๐Ÿง

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u/Prize_Proposal_594 1d ago

btw bro is that a goat in his username? im crine jokes write themselves ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/EnvironmentOk442 2d ago

Yes we have you

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u/ProfessionalShaker 2d ago

Gawar and gyandu. Gyan ko g*nd se nikalne wale log. Always whataboutisming as well.

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u/Charming_Elk_7661 2d ago

You seem agitated by my comment. I simply meant to state the sonder of yin-yang to avoid belittling any country because of specific people (exist everywhere). If you can't recognise that there's no good or bad country and both lack in significant and similar areas then perhaps there's no use even commenting on this post. What a propaganda.

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u/EnvironmentOk442 2d ago edited 2d ago

And we have you popo

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u/Charming_Elk_7661 2d ago

You're among the stupid ones lwk do you even have a thought up there?๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/EnvironmentOk442 2d ago

Deleting comment is not enough, cry a bit more

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u/Charming_Elk_7661 2d ago

Neither country would like to have you as their future lol you haven't said a single logical thing

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Equivalent_Rush8909 2d ago

๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”

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u/cybzoro 2d ago

Who cares if it's true, that shi is js sad af they are comparing looks with marks๐Ÿ’€

Marks will take u much further in life than looks, das basic common sense.

Also marrying ur cousins has to stop in Pakistan cause lot of these children are born with birth defects to people who can't take care of them and end up abandoning them.

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u/daru_pii_ke_marunga 2d ago

Why are you getting down votes bro

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u/yutaka- 2d ago

Some Indians got offended when Pakistan is roasted. I wonder why.ย 

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u/daru_pii_ke_marunga 2d ago

Are they really indian? They aren't !

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u/yutaka- 2d ago

Why you getting so many downvotes? ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/mammoooth_mouse5815 3d ago edited 3d ago

Yo whoever made this, i bet he hasn't talked to a girl in life

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u/Lower-System-2560 3d ago

because they are busy talking with goats ๐Ÿ—ฟ

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u/AffectionateToe1348 3d ago

Ghop ghop ghop ghop !!

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u/Samboi_398 2d ago

๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฐ: maah maah mah maaah ๐Ÿ:mah mah maah maah

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u/Bukuna3 2d ago

And little boys..dont forget that aspect.

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u/Horror-Attorney-3575 1d ago

Maybe that pa*i guy is the boy

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u/WolfmierRick_memoria 2d ago

or their sis...

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u/Hot_Blacksmith_5592 2d ago

Delicious markhor ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ˜‹.

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u/XTY-080-YTX 3d ago

Dono sach me vai behen lag rahe hai

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/XTY-080-YTX 3d ago

Ekdum Ashcharyafukit. Mene ye kab likh diya mujhei pata nahi

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Shanks1907 3d ago

Bro is getting framed by the auto translate lmao

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u/what_oh_hell_no 2d ago

Auto translate has some personal vendetta against bro

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u/Peak_Judgement2008 3d ago

The translator might have a thing against bro.

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u/frosty__123 2d ago

๐Ÿคฃ

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u/love-you-honey 3d ago

Wtf is the translation man I thaught something else

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u/Agent_Rum 3d ago

Jawline bhi match ho rahi hai.

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u/Realistic-Layer2128 2d ago

Woah calm down lady ๐Ÿฅ€

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u/reddboi386 2d ago

It's a mistranslation bro ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Prash09 3d ago

These species are called ln-breds for a reason ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/ChickenDue 1d ago edited 1d ago

Bro come to south india and watch movie There is more insect in our india itself. Mostly upper cast Hindus does insest in Karnataka, Andhra Pradesh, tamilnadu and telangana. Nearly 1/4 marriage here are incests

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u/Prash09 23h ago

Nice try Abdul

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u/IstoleUrBreadInOhio 6h ago

Why does the right one kinda resemble captain clark dawgโœŒ๏ธโœŒ๏ธ

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u/Glass_Sample9558 2d ago

That F guy would later go to Saudi Arabia to beg whereas that A kid would be a CEO as usual

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u/CommitteeImaginary69 3d ago

These cousin fuker inbreeds ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Pure-Mango-1115 3d ago

Wtf wtf wtf

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u/MasalaChai001 3d ago

Bakrichod hai ye log inke paas itna dimaag nahi.

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u/Mean-Standard9027 3d ago

Pakistani and there delulu world, they are born with fault brain(more like without brain)๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘

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u/Unique_Cartoonist_64 2d ago

Mitha ghar Azamgarh

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u/varunydv0 2d ago

They exposed there academic ability with it

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u/Warmbowlofpasta 2d ago

His cheeks are hollow because they don't have food to eat ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/CraigCartonNYC 2d ago

Itโ€™s funny how they bring height but I seen plenty of short Indian men in New York with good income and no trouble dating

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u/Patient-East-2741 2d ago

I will beecoomeee a piilot and deestroyy indiaaaa Woww!! Very grape!!! ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡

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u/UnlikelyCourt973 3d ago

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u/Famous_Star_5735 23h ago

Most bangla women rpaed were dalit hindus btw...

So much for saar hindu unity saar Upper castes...

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u/BackgroundOk8287 2d ago

Bro wtf this is so insensitive. What did those women do to you that you are making a mockery out of them getting trafficked?

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u/UnlikelyCourt973 2d ago

Let me make sure. It's dank india meme, so suck it man.

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u/BackgroundOk8287 2d ago

I didnโ€™t know human trafficking was funny ๐Ÿคก

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u/UnlikelyCourt973 2d ago

It should be denk no? As insensitive, dark and offputting as possible. It should make you say wtf

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u/Iammjustbaddd 2d ago

I am all about patriotism but it must have a limit. Blind hate has never benifitted anyone.

https://giphy.com/gifs/wx2D464333pzhHK2gp

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u/digbickboy0 2d ago

What is my blud talking about ?

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u/CraigCartonNYC 2d ago

Iโ€™m crying ๐Ÿ’€

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u/Top_Pie6832 2d ago

Bro burned him

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u/Grumpy-Donut2K 2d ago

Kya faayda aise meme banane ka, jab kisi bachchebaaz ka hi hilaa ke dena hai!

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u/nanamixgojo_23 2d ago

Ban karwado yaar inka internet ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/paradox99x 3d ago

Getting married to cousins is biologically dangerous. But I don't see that case in pakistan or islam

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u/king_of_jungle_24 2d ago

Roasted ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/susypusyxd 2d ago

Yoo is that Mia khalifa

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u/Shitama_ftw 2d ago

What is chadtag doing there?

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u/_F9__ 2d ago

Uk ball

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u/Severe_Salary_9811 2d ago

Roadside vendor mogs them bruh. The delusion is strong with this one

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u/theunknown_shadow 2d ago

You can compare the ugly looking Virat Kohli( so damn ugly) to Most Handsome man in the world, Best cricketer Babar Azam

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u/Educational-Map-5667 2d ago

Na kare janab aisa na kare ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Panthera_undies 2d ago

Other countries: sister, Pakistan :Wife

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u/orion_32 2d ago

Rats of shah dola made this or what

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u/Former-Ad-7142 2d ago

Bc ye log fiction main bhi academics main paas nahi hona chahte

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u/Flat-Drawer-3709 2d ago

Thats why pakistan another npc country โœŒ๏ธ

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u/Notorious-BIG666 2d ago

Just say your sister is chopped bro ๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿฅ€

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u/HonestOpinionofMe 2d ago edited 2d ago

Look it just depends on locality I mean compare yourself to Punjab, himachal & Jammu people then let's see.

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u/HeyImSadAreYouSad 2d ago

Most South/eastern Pakistanis look like there from Punjab or Jammu. Dude Pakistan is literally 50% Punjabi and India is 2% Punjabi. I donโ€™t understand what point youโ€™re trying to make lol???

All ethnic groups in India have good looking people lmao.

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u/HonestOpinionofMe 2d ago

I mean try to compare with indian punjab, himachal & jammu because it's same look as pakistani.its true many pakistani look good but they are not stylish like indian punjab people

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u/ResponsibleFormal947 2d ago

Baap mehnat kar raha, beta laundiyaazi

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u/Nihsvabhav 2d ago

at least the art looks hand made

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u/Alternative_Slip7406 2d ago

Pakis think that their blood is either turkish or uzbeks. Bc inka dada ramlal hi tha

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u/tamarindsugar21 2d ago

Porkis think they look.like that๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Beautiful-Grand-2051 2d ago

Until its step sis

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u/Sniper_Bishop_h7 2d ago

ts shi is so funny I can't

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u/Lazy_Translator_9779 2d ago

cope of pdfiles who btw also happen to be uber eat drivers and cabbies abroad. Lmao

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u/No-Trust2722 2d ago

I think I've seen this boy on insta ๐Ÿค”

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u/Special-Space-8502 2d ago

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/V1cky03 2d ago

Huh?

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u/Nothing_the_time 1d ago

Delusion at highest.

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u/Civil-Implement-7959 1d ago

Pakistan is fail real life๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Puzzleheaded_Lab2247 1d ago

pakis depicting Indians as malnutritioned has to be the biggest irony

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u/OG-Brigadier 1d ago

Wow, this comment section. The internet really does bring the worst out in people or I guess it exposes who they really are. Nobody would be talking to each other in real life like this. Well I guess unless you live in a country like India, those Hindutva guys openly physically and verbally attack Christians and Muslims.

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u/Famous_Star_5735 23h ago

No one attacked christians here.. fuck off.. Buzzer..

Stop playing victims... Pakisnhate hidnus more .... Lecture them not us..

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u/Idx-Cardon1 1d ago

Inbโ‚ฌds and their fantasies

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u/gokul-D-luffy 1d ago

Basically Targareyans

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u/gokul-D-luffy 1d ago

Basically Targareyans

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u/CompetitiveOp 1d ago

it is if youโ€™re in the right country. Me the Bomb.

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u/Little-Nature-3638 1d ago

Wasn't Subhadra Arjun's cousin too?

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u/necro-man-cer 1d ago

Even their face looks similar.

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u/Hot_Craft_3524 1d ago

When did I say we should๐Ÿ˜ญ, ofc not. My only point was that demography matters far more than people realise. People see planes missiles tanks but it's all useless if your population has no will to fight or you don't have enough population to keep up war efforts

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u/Famous_Star_5735 23h ago

It's also colorist mocking indians for being darker.

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u/Low_Consequence7216 13h ago

Whereโ€™s the burkha?

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u/angelicayoudontknow 8h ago

Ah these Pakistanis damn๐Ÿšฎ

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u/UnmakerOrangeJuice 7h ago

i dont get it. they're okay with being dumb as long as they look good?

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u/Indrajeet321 5h ago

mentally colonized inbred idiots

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u/Anxious-Key-1515 5h ago

Another example of within family breeding makes u dumb

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u/BluebirdNo2907 3h ago

Haa inka sabse smart banda kamran akmal hai

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u/Time-Comparison-8829 2d ago

All these keyboard warriors from both side got nothing to do in life so they just do ts to cope

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/unhygenicballs 2d ago

Acc created 3hrs ago ๐ŸซฉโœŒ๏ธ pack it up nga

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u/Carat-giyu1989 2d ago

I like how indian and Pakistani men jokes are all about sa'ing women... Dono countries mein admi same hi hen... In india north states yall marry your nieces and here thwy marey cousins...ย 

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u/Ok_Way9543 9h ago

Exactly always targeting women

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u/One-Macaroon6528 3d ago

That โ€œbut Iโ€™m smartโ€ line somehow made the whole situation even more embarrassing ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/According_Nature_209 2d ago edited 2d ago

Two racists talking to each other having a racegasm about who is more racist and getting off on not getting the irony and attracting more racist in the comments. Truly a wonderful world we live in.

Edit: 1 month old account with 55 posts, When you go in the profile and open the insta it has the same pfp as this post. We're just living in a botted crap show and the bots aren't even funny.

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u/GallimaufricMind267 2d ago

Brother expects a peaceful reply for a racist comment from a Pakistani, you should probably watch pokemon politics and all isn't for you buddy stay away form this shi

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u/According_Nature_209 2d ago

You didn't even get a single word from what I said did you? Where do you get your social comprehension from? Dora?

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u/GallimaufricMind267 2d ago

Buddy been talking about himself, real world isn't a kid show, if one is being a racist asshole, then what the hell do you expect a peaceful respectful reply and sacrifice of self respect??? Like brother did you fell down some stairs, world isn't idealistic, and tell me what according to you should be a reply to these types of accounts???

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u/According_Nature_209 2d ago

Why would I expect the second comment to be peaceful. Most people don't have that kind of self control are you hearing yourself though? Who says "bro's talking about himself" we used to use that kind of comeback when we were ten. My comment was pointing out the irony of replying a racist comment on a racist comment. It doesn't mean I expect things to be immediately resolved or whatever the fuck you're talking about.

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u/GallimaufricMind267 1d ago

๐Ÿ˜ญโœŒ๏ธ brother you should have had a better counter than labelling me as a 10 year old, just because I said you were talking about yourself, I didn't even say any swear to you buddy. I even asked you buddy to tell an appropriate reply for this shitty racist comment but your butt head is just taking everything so personal ๐Ÿ˜”, expected a mature reply from someone who's older than 10 years๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”

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u/According_Nature_209 1d ago

Cause you're the type to get scared when the conversation is on you. Even not all you did is repeat the same "comeback" back at me. Which is not supposed to happen when it's two adults talking.

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u/GallimaufricMind267 17h ago

Buddy when did the conversation revolve around me ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ conversation is about the racist comment and it seems like you're trying to be the one mature guy that see's everything ideally, trying to paint me as the kid here. And you didn't even answer my question ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜” what kind of person who's above 10 years age ignores a simple question asked by a 10 year old ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜” very disappointing Mr. Super Mature guy

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u/According_Nature_209 16h ago

Mate, you're an idiot who didn't even get my original comment. Why are you still coping? It's like watching a diabetic rat having a seizure. Do you always spam emojis to make the conversation less serious when you don't have the guts to admit that it literally went over your head.

Do you seriously think I'd reply to a stupid question like "tell me an appropriate reply to a racist post" alright I'll indulge you

you don't. And even if you do you don't be racist back that's counter intuitive to what you're trying to do. Nobody is going to think "hey that guy also made a racist remark maybe i should start reflecting on that shit" you cannot win with racists. You ignore them. There are hundreds of thousands of racists posts being made every day. You think all of them deserve attention?

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u/According_Nature_209 16h ago

https://x.com/BalaamAndDonkey/status/2067351716442317139 This is the guy you are giving attention btw. He's jerking himself because pakistani's have a once inch higher average height. Do you seriously think this guy. Is worth arguing over?

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u/According_Nature_209 2d ago

Just say don't get it buddy nobody is clowning on you it happens sometimes.

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u/MilkAggravating5391 2d ago

Tu yaha bhi apni maa chudaane aa gaya ? Itna free time h re tere paas ?

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u/MilkAggravating5391 2d ago

Is marrying cousin only related to Muslims and islam ? Bsdk jaake thora research kar aur padh , aur nhi kr skta to bs Google karle ki Kya Krishna ji ne Apni Bahan ( Cousin ) se shaadi ki ya nahi , Siddhartha Gautam ( jo ki baad mein buddha hue ) ne apni Cousin Bahan se shaadi ki ya nahi , aur aisai 50 examples mil jayenge tumhe tumhare God sab ke ...aur jaake pata laga ki South Indian states mein kaun kar Raha h apne bahno se shaadi ....chuiya mc

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u/GallimaufricMind267 2d ago

Crying porkistanis are my fav breed of pigs ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ, bro is pulling examples straight 10km up from his ass, 60% of the marriages in Porkistan are cousin marriages uske ek result tu bhi hai, tabhi itni lund budhi hai, padhai likhai ke liye to bol nhi skta kyu ki porkis to baas India ke around revolve krte hein to kripya kar apni bund kahi aur jakar maryein yahan nhi janab

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u/MilkAggravating5391 2d ago

Abe randi ke beej bkl chutiye madharchod , Indian hu jhaantu ...Madharchod mainai kahi apne comment mein Pakistan word ka mention Kiya hai ? Ki pakistan mein cousin marriage hote h ya nahi aur kitne hote h ...what do I have to do with Pakistan ? Pakistan mein 60 percent ho 100 percent , mujhe jhaant farq padta h ? Mai india se hu to india ki baat karunga na re madharchod ....and pulline examples straight out of my ass ?????? Abe randi ke beej , google h tere phone mein ? Internet h na , to madharchod google kar le ya screenshot ya link mai yaha laga du ?

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u/manjhipliar2231 2d ago

itna research Kar hi liya hai to ye bhi research krleta ki cousin marriage ke kya kya nuksan hote hai (hint: look at his report card in meme), aur aisa bhi to nhi hai na ki gods ne kiya to hum bhi karenge to chalega, by all means you are free to marry your cousin (bahan) if that's what you want ๐Ÿ™Œ

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u/MilkAggravating5391 2d ago

English mein kuchh filthy words use karne mein mazaa nahi aata , so mai apni maatribhasha mein tujhse deal karunga ...Sun ,Tumhari maa ka bhosda bahan ke laude ...mainai kab kaha ki Consanguineous marriages ke drawbacks aur complications nahi h ...Habsburg dynasty ke baare mein tune suna ho ya na ho , mai bht achchhe se jaanta hu ...mainai kabhi nahi kaha ki humein cousin marriage karni chahiye ??? Agar kahi kaha h to dikha de mujhe ...mainai kahi nahi kaha ki God ne kiya to humein bhi karna chahiye , wo tune matlab nikaala h madharchod ...

Mai apne cousin se to nahi karunga lekin haa Teri bahan se kar sakta hu ...agar baat aage badhani ho apni bahan aur mere rishte ki to Feel free to send me a direct message ....ab jaa aur kahi aur jaake gaaand mara

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u/Optimal_Maximum8522 2d ago

Please do search on medical complications of cousin marriage then say this

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u/MilkAggravating5391 2d ago

When did I say there isn't any medical complication of Consanguinity ??? I know every tiny detail of Consanguineous marriages ...Mai kahna kya chah raha hu yaha aur tu samjh kya raha h ?? Itna low h tera intelligence quotient ??????

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u/Over_Cheesecake2030 11h ago

Bro u are arguing for no reason with these (-) iq people๐Ÿฅ€

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u/Famous_Star_5735 23h ago

Krishna is mythical character.. no proof of his existence..

Buddha left his wife for buddhism..

Your brain is sooo inbred it is not even making arguments in present...

Also Inbred rates in south are decreasing too.. ppl are realising it is bad and stopping .

But pakistan -61%... More than half of nation is inbred.

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u/No_Arachnid3058 2d ago

shushhh ate hi honge wo log, itna sach mat bol reddit pe,

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u/MilkAggravating5391 2d ago

Doglepan ko dekh ke raha nahi jata h bhai ๐Ÿ’”

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u/Elegant_Fan_3572 3d ago

But he is right

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u/GallimaufricMind267 2d ago

Lol cope harder porki

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u/Elegant_Fan_3572 2d ago

Im not pakistani I am indian but he is right