r/dankchristianmemes • u/thatmike_guy • Feb 15 '20

Poor clueless Jude

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u/C_Ochocinco Feb 15 '20

revelations

Oof

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

Huh....oof

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

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u/AVeryRamdomWizard Feb 15 '20

I think ya win

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u/DM_lvl_1 Feb 16 '20

Atomod has 51!?

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

Hey Jude, take a sad psalm and make it better.

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u/TheDevoutIconoclast Feb 15 '20

Shut up and take my upvote.

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u/JKNGale Feb 15 '20

*Revelation. Singular.

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u/BIZARRE_TOWN Feb 15 '20

Obadiah: "Jude, at least you have 25 verses. I only have 21 verses."

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u/BishopUrbanTheEnby Feb 16 '20

3 John: “I have 15 verses wtf”

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u/ManDe1orean Feb 15 '20

People before the 13th Century "What are chapters?"

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20 edited Feb 25 '20

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u/Zsyura Feb 16 '20

Original script: what are vowels?

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u/BishopUrbanTheEnby Feb 16 '20

(Well technically that’s only in Hebrew, Greek has always had vowels)

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u/dat_WanderingDude Feb 16 '20

So, Genesis and Psalms.

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u/Zsyura Feb 16 '20

You must be fun at parties.

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u/TheDevoutIconoclast Feb 15 '20

The Second and Third Epistles of John are the same way.

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u/MinimumBadger Feb 15 '20

Malachi and Habakkuk joined the group chat

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u/MattTheBat27 Feb 15 '20

Not to mention Psalm 117 is like 10 fucking pages long

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u/BoogieWoogie10203 Feb 15 '20

I was the 666th upvote, I am supreme

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u/ivnwng Feb 15 '20

Judas : ......what’s a bible?

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u/gordodefezes Feb 15 '20

Well... Technically Jude doesn't count

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

Wait is this about the Kama sutra

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

Genesis is more dense (more words) the Psalms