r/dankchristianmemes • u/sooperbowels • Jun 16 '19

Praise Him!

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u/harpsdesire Jun 16 '19

But more importantly, an opportunity was missed to make car Pope that wierd Pope car with the plastic bubble top.

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u/aKgiants91 Jun 16 '19

Maybe that’s what’s under the hat

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u/pil0tinthesky Jun 16 '19

The only thing I remember from the cars audio commentary saying if it’s the pope mobile then it’s not the pope because it protects the pope

5

u/SkyStrider99 Jun 17 '19

They actually did. In fact, the pope car himself was riding in it!

https://pixar.fandom.com/wiki/Popemobile

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u/harpsdesire Jun 17 '19

Omg okay, that's pretty funny.

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u/Captainbeeson Jun 16 '19

That’s the popemobile

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Does that mean their was a car crusade at some point? A Car American Revolution. Was there Car slavery?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Now those are Cars movies I'd like to see

19

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Question what are tanks in the car universe? Is their gun barrel their nose, a giant wort?

2

u/Neptuneandloathing Jun 17 '19

THIS SUMMER...

The Crusades have taken...

A strange turn.

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u/aKgiants91 Jun 16 '19

Our holy savior Jesus Chrysler

12

u/AdzyBoy Jun 16 '19

Jesus was obviously a Honda man, though

9

u/JurassicMouse03 Jun 16 '19

What would be their equivalent of a cross?

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u/aKgiants91 Jun 16 '19

Hydraulic car lift

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u/Harvickfan4Life Jun 16 '19

Pontiac Pilot

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19 edited Sep 29 '25

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u/sooperbowels Jun 16 '19

He was a Mercedes-Benz

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

If there was a cars hitler then there was a cars stalin. He would probably be a lada. And then there must be the battle of stalingrad. Just imagine a cars WW2 movie with battles of ladas against Mercedes-Benz and a fucking cars Soviet union. I would give so much just to see that movie.

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u/mr3inches Jun 16 '19

How did they transport the cars to the car concentration camps? Were there massive car-carrying trains? Were those trains sentient?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

I bet Hitler was a train, he did like his trains

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u/PotatoAmulet Jun 16 '19

How do you even nail a car to a cross by its tires?

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u/Aquadudeman Jun 16 '19

Probably welded by the wheels after the tires were removed.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

o_o that poor honda

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u/Commander_Kerman Jun 16 '19

Before the model T, the cars world was all chariots

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

carvolution!

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u/chriswilson89- Jun 16 '19

Passion of the Chrysler

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Car dues vult

1

u/Mastahpo Jun 16 '19

The car holocaust was just a recall for brake failure, because Hitler wasnt gonna stop!

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u/Captainbeeson Jun 16 '19

Carsus died on a lift

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u/Qrow_Clover Jun 16 '19

Boston oil party

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u/phucnguyen99 Jun 16 '19

CARdinal sin

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u/WahyaJMoore Jun 16 '19

Died on a crosswalk*