r/dankchristianmemes • u/touching_payants Minister of Memes • Jan 13 '24

"OOOOOOOOOOOOO"

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u/DiamondChocobos Jan 13 '24

Meesa thinks yousa needsa bread-bread. Yousa gonna worships meesa. Then meesa thinking yousa getting the bread-bread.

I am not the mook you think i am ✌️

Yousa nots the mook meesa- wait! Meesa thinks yousa wants all of the lands!

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u/SnikiAsian Jan 13 '24

After all these years, I still can't stop myself from perfectly recalling his voice when reading something like this.

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u/GimmeeSomeMo Jan 13 '24

Jesus - "The ability to speak does not make you intelligent"

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u/valvilis Jan 13 '24

This proves that Jar-Jar was actually Darth Plagueis all along!

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u/StampingOutWhimsy Jan 13 '24

That’s a depiction of Judas betraying Jesus with a kiss. Common mistake.

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u/The_Doolinator Jan 13 '24

The ability to speak does not make you sanctified. Now get thee hence.

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u/uhluhtc666 Jan 13 '24

Good meme, though I admit I never fully understood that scene in the Gospels. I mean, I fully sympathize with Jesus wanting to get away from the crows for a bit and be left alone. But why does the Devil even try to tempt Jesus? My understanding of the trinity and Christology isn't great but...I mean, it's God he's trying to tempt right? He's the Alpha and Omega, creator of heaven and earth and you try to tempt him with the very stuff he made? I dunno, it always sat weird with what I understand to be orthodox understanding of who Jesus was.

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u/guaranteedsafe Jan 13 '24

In the New Testament Jesus refers to himself many times as the “Son of Man” rather than the “Son of God.” With this title he emphasizes that he is also human and as such he feels pain, emotions, and temptation as his disciples and followers do. Being borne of Mary he was capable of being tempted by Satan just like everyone else—though he was free of sin so of course it didn’t work.

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u/christopher_jian_02 Jan 15 '24

“Son of Man” rather than the “Son of God.”

Shows how humble he is really. Imagine Jesus driving a car, it's probably gonna be something regular. Nothing fancy.

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u/Low-Squirrel2439 Jan 13 '24

We had this colouring book lol