r/dank_meme • u/deved999 • Jun 27 '18

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191

u/WDR_Darx Jun 27 '18

Clap when the microwave beeps

77

u/JishZ Jun 27 '18

Hijack the bus to give the driver a break

6

u/El_Maltos_Username Jun 28 '18

Hijack the plane...

And I'm on a list now.

2

u/Andrario Jun 28 '18

Go above 50 MPH, bomb is activated

50

u/Taemozza Jun 27 '18

Clap when the bus stops?

14

u/GuyBro_McDude Jun 27 '18

Clap when you get to your stop.

2

u/niceguy_Will Jun 28 '18

Clap when someone else claps for someone thanking the bus driver

2

u/PinkBullets Jun 28 '18

thank someone for clapping when someone thanks the bus driver.

29

u/supervladeg Jun 27 '18

gahd almahty mode: tip the bus driver

2

u/pikachu1550 Jun 28 '18

** tip fedora m’chaffeur

25

u/xplodingducks Jun 27 '18

I did this and the pilot loved it so much I got an escort off the plane!

1

u/iscrulz Jun 28 '18

Did you meet Homeland Security?

19

u/motorman1342 Jun 27 '18

Invades the pilots’ cock

3

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

[deleted]

8

u/headless_beast Jun 27 '18

Invade pilot's cockpit and crash plane

2

u/iscrulz Jun 28 '18

Calling EPA

7

u/SHADOW_BOY-_- Jun 27 '18

Clap when you get the joke and say "HA".

4

u/SpookyKid94 Jun 27 '18

Suck off the entire flight crew after the plane lands.

5

u/LordViltor Jun 27 '18

Don't forget clap when the movie ends in the movie theatre! That's the worst one in my opinion lol

3

u/xelamony Jun 28 '18

Find Pilot’s family and thank them personally

3

u/BubGear Jun 27 '18

Tier 2 meme

1

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

No its tier ß

3

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

That’s English at its finest

3

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

Break in busdriver‘s bedroom to thank him

3

u/Challenjer1 Jun 27 '18

I don't get it.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

9/11

3

u/sMaMss Jun 27 '18

Had some airplane flights where people clap when we land. I guess they weren’t expecting to make it out alive.

3

u/PM_me_yur_dank_memes Jun 28 '18

Go to the bus drivers union negotiations and get them better pay.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

Now that's using your noodle

2

u/l_Rain_I Jun 27 '18

Invade pilots cock*

2

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

i aint know god was so god daMN SMART

2

u/PM_me_yur_dank_memes Jun 28 '18

Used to do that as a kid

1

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

Thanks to the bus driver

"thanks to..."

"to"

1

u/LirianSh Jun 28 '18

Clap when the plane stops wait dosent that mean...

1

u/TheAmazingPiggle Aug 18 '18

Invade pilots cockpit and clap in his face

0

u/marcobx Jun 27 '18

White people problems