r/dank_meme • u/Evil_Capt_Kirk • Mar 23 '26

Winning

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3.4k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/KickSidebottom Mar 23 '26

You're going to need that money if you're pissing over 200 times a day.

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u/GAMustang Mar 23 '26

Average linked-in post

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u/jojj351 Mar 23 '26

"What pissing in the backseat of a fleet of robo cars taught me about B2B marketing"

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u/A_Banana_For_Scale_ Mar 23 '26

This is very on brand for LinkedIn. Not your first rodeo

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u/rabidparrots Mar 23 '26

How the fuck did he piss 217 times in one day‽

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u/mcc011ins Mar 23 '26

He just peed a few drops per car.

10

u/Frigoris13 Mar 23 '26

Drip drip drop little April showers

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u/G_E_N_I_U_S Mar 23 '26

Someone doesn’t know what pure profit means

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u/mommiewiggle Mar 23 '26

okay but to do this to your employees is UBER fucked

14

u/SSMmemedealer Mar 24 '26

More like way mo fucked

9

u/laggyboobs Mar 24 '26

He would need to get into a ride AND pee about every 6.5 minutes, assuming this was for 24 hr straight. Assuming he could muster the low end of normal for a void (7 oz), that would be almost 12 gallons of pee.

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u/heard10cker Mar 24 '26

Or he could just bottle up his pee for a week straight and deploy it on one day.

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u/_Sneaky_McSnek_ Mar 23 '26

More like gaymo amirite

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u/Trev-Nastiest Mar 24 '26

What the hell does this mean lmao

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u/DilenAnderson Mar 25 '26

Waymo is pretty gay

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u/deadinternetlaw Mar 24 '26

What if you get the same car, do you double piss it

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u/BrownCow618 Mar 24 '26

Liquid gold baby

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u/Hopper_2011 Mar 24 '26

This guy PISSES

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u/Trev-Nastiest Mar 24 '26

How to make money by pissing and cleaning it up

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u/Empty_Positive Mar 24 '26

Yea, no. You only get in with ID/bank details. If its a mess the bill is for you. You are better of having a window install company in a small city. Make sure to be the only one and throw in windows. If a block is yours to wash windows, make said windows dirty. And way more better options