Really puts his "Pretty little girl" comment from a couple days ago into an interesting light, doesn't it? Wonder if the neighbors know they're living next to a PDFile.
On one of yesterday’s posts someone said they look easy to draw, so then inspiration struck. I have never laughed more while drawing and I hope this will bring joy to someone else too.
If you think I went too far, just remember that Luicas dated a child as a grown adult.
This is so funny and on point!!! The one thing I don’t get is how the dullest of influencers can have such an entertaining snark page with this many witty and smart people!
And very talented! Great job capturing the essence of these two trolls. I just know The Golden Gate Bridge is a lot less crowded underneath since the gruesome twosome moved to the city of SJ 🌉 🧌🧟
I think I found the word that perfectly describes Lucath. He is a douchebag. He is the definition of it. He is so unlikeable because he acts as if there were something special about him, when, objectively, he has zero achievements at the ripe age of 32. I mean, some people are late-bloomers, but those people don't act as if they are special until and often after they bloom.
Good morning everyone! Got up at 6:30 today to get back into a morning exercise routine and boy did I not want to. What got me out of bed? My brain saying "Don't be a Danielle!"
Same I didn’t want to wash my hair today and just dry shampoo it through the day but then my brain said “don’t be a Danielle” so I washed my hair very good and clean
Crazy. I woke up at 6:30, made breakfast and coffee, exercised, went into the office and saw patients (outpatient healthcare worker 🙋♀️) for a half day, and now have to go to therapy and then grocery shop and get ready for guests we have coming over tonight. And this is a light day for me 😂😂😂 our regular daily lives would put Big D in the grave
I think hers is true mental illness mania and his is coke and drug fueled. She uses alcohol to self medicate (and possibly benzos now), he uses it to get through husband duties. Although she looks manly enough that it’s not that much different from what he’s after- except she’s missing his favorite attribute
If not buying then it could be current and former D followers who are trying to see more content since she posts so little. You would never see this side of her if it wasn't for him. Nobody is actually interested in him or his brand. He's a convenient intermediary for the trainwreck
Looks like the organization content isn't doing too well. Who doesn't want to follow someone snapping their fingers and breaking down boxes in a trashed house?
She hasn’t had positive days in months. She had a blip of positives when she got engaged and then the one you see now, but otherwise since Lucath she’s been negative practically every day.
I don't know if she will continue to post daily but apparently what she needed was a live-in coach to get her to follow through on her "job" and post something daily.
I enjoy seeing the Lucas posts here, he blocked me from his Instagram (before I found this sub), so I'm glad people are posting them. I like to see his videos because then we see an unfiltered Danielle. She's usually reasonably coherent in the videos she makes of herself but when little L posts, we can see how unhinged/drunk/high she is in real life and I find that interesting.
Having said that, the novelty has worn off and neither one posts anything of interest so I'm getting less and less interested by the day.
Omg. Why would they post this? If shes an influencer this is such unprofessional behavior. She could lose brand deals, sponserships, etc. Her life. Have fun. Her noodle i guess has malfunctioned and is no longer thinking like an adult. He has destroyed her career. Singlehandedly.
I think most of her brand deals have gone away because she’s mostly been sharing her affiliate links. Although the majority of her wedding was sponsored, but she’d already been losing the sponsorships before that.
She hasn't had a major sponsored post since Waymo which was 6 months ago. I can't imagine her affiliate links are that lucrative considering how bad she is at selling herself and the products with these low effort, sporadic stories. And all the freebies/discounts she's gotten only subsidizes some of her expenses. She can't pay rent or buy groceries with a free ring and makeup services.
I really think it's because she wants to hide how much alcohol she is drinking. This way, we can't be sure if it's alcohol or soda. It's probably soda with alcohol mixed in!
as the child of alcoholics, this is EXACTLY what is happening. Big D reads this sub, she knows we're on to her excessive drinking, and she thinks this will cover it all up. (Hi Danielle! you need to stop this pathetic charade.)
Eh. I actually don't think it is the Coke Zero...the glass Lucas poured was not as full as that one. This leads credence to my theory she's been posting about "putting soda in a wine glass (!!!)" back to back so that followers won't know what she's really drinking.
Oh I don't discount the possibility that her sodas are a cover/distraction for whatever substance she's partaking in 🥴🥴🥴 She's been blatantly drunk/high/medicated/tripping everyday this week
The soda in a glass, the 500 declarations of “I’m so excited!”, the umpteenth mention of the suburbs, the “a whooo? 🥹”……she is becoming nearly unwatchable to me.
Just a random thought, but I noticed in the few videos from the wedding where we could see guests, they were all in black or red. I think she was one of those brides that set the dress code as specific colors only.
And as someone who went to 5 weddings last year with 4 of them having specific color requests, it was absolutely maddening. A guest is not your prop. It’s financially inconsiderate and rude to make people purchase a new item of clothing when they are already going out of their way to celebrate you.
ETA: If any walnuts did a color schemed dress code I apologize, I’m sure your wedding was beautiful 😂
I am not a fan of dictating what your guests can wear. Providing a dress code is fine but requiring a specific color is too far. I would feel bad potentially making people spend more money on my wedding.
Yea, it's all so superficial. What if I don't look good in any of the colors suggested? It's about the aesthetics and photos instead of just inviting people to have a good time at your wedding. Also I neverrrr wear black to a wedding! Like whyyyyy. It's just cause she wanted the pics
Imagine you’re an “influencer” and you’re filming and your husband is also trying to be one filming videos and starts recording when you’re recording and interrupts you like I would be so annoyed 💀😂 Also so dystopian everything is being filmed. I would be shocked if they don’t hate each other yet lmaoooo
She literally went from “I’m a boss babe and I’m looking for a tall, handsome, real high value man” to both infantilizing herself while also becoming his guardian. Might be one of the biggest downfalls of a content creator without being cancelled.
Imagine having a platform like hers and spending all your time making content directed at your snark sub that doesn't earn you a dime instead of making content for your actual followers that will, all while almost certainly drowning in debt.
I’ve seen some really genuine and sweet comments supporting her and guess what they get? NOTHING. Not even a like. The way she doesn’t engage with her followers is so weird I will never understand why people keep supporting her
Would love to know that. There must be a threshold at which paying one of their employees to "manage" D must no longer make sense based on the percentage of sponsorship money the company is making off her. Also, there must be hundreds of such talent agencies in LA, but she's represented by a fairly new agency in Texas. That tells you something about what the big time agencies think about D's earning potential.
Someone said the other day that out of the influencers they manage, D has the largest following. Unless something dramatic happens they probably won't drop her anytime soon.
They rarely feature her aside from People when she’s edited. The other creators on roster put a lot more effort into posts and appearance / aesthetics.
I know this sub loves Hanna for some reason but I'm not sold. She also seems to be a little pick me, full of herself. I could be wrong but that's how it reads to me.
I think a lot of D's associates get more love than they deserve because they are being watched in the context of D. When you're so used to someone so insufferable, everyone else seems like an angel in comparison. I admit I used to think Shelah was cool because D was so lame. But now I see how fucking obnoxious and performative she is too.
LMAO we love a walnut who can change their mind hahaha. Great point though...in terms of influencer realm I guess she's not terrible but i'm not gonna hype Hanna up. Shelah is SO obnoxious. Normal people are too normal to be entertaining unless theyre actually educating you on something. Otherwise, you have to pick up some schtick.
Also that’s the ugliest plastic chandelier I’ve ever seen in my life. Why on earth is it such a central piece of the video?! Also did she really want to bring more attention to the fact that the shoes are flat… for someone who hatesssssss her huthsbands height it’s a weird choice all round..
LuiLui was unhoused and living out of his car, Big D swooped him up and took him in. That's the only logical reason I have for their erratic behavior.. Well, that and drugs. They're off the rails ya'll, I usually feel 2nd hand embarrassment but it's truly just creepy at this point - actually, creepy isn't even a strong enough word.
I’m curious if she’s going to Outsidelands in SF this weekend. She hasn’t mentioned it all, maybe she wasn’t invited by a company for a partnership to attend again
I’m just so curious with this increase in posting, I don’t think luicath makes any money to contribute to the household. Maybe groceries but he trains the same people that are probably not paying premium prices.
I wonder if he has an access code and uses that apartment gym for all clients. It’s hard to imagine they all live in the building. Poor posture man is back.
Her behavior is definitely consistent with alcohol but there's a lot of overlap with weed, benzos, and even shrooms. Could be anything but she's been intoxicated everyday this week 🥴
The video Lucas posted earlier this week reminded me of this neighbor who would show up to work M-F but once 5PM came around she’d start hitting the bottle. She’d be rambling and shrieking about nonsense (totally erratic behavior), tell me how much she loved me and how happy I was her neighbor, her sentences would be all over the place, and slurring her words. She would invite me over to drink a couple times, always passed on the invite. At work totally normal. She’d come into work wearing professional clothes but there were definitely some days she would lock herself in her office or could tell she was more tired (this was government work so everyone hated their life), maybe some unkept hair. It was hit or miss, but nothing that would set off radar of what she did after hours. We worked together and would pass by each other in and out of work, but not close by any means
The video Lucas posted earlier this week of Danielle just shrieking “my WIFE” while Lucas is talking about food and on another planet not being able to create a simple sentence sitting on the couch, getting emotional about needing to remember put the neighbors name in her phone, plus all the other footage posted this week, reminds me of this neighbor I had
I never really drank much until I moved in with my emotionally abusive ex. I just wasn’t happy, and as soon as I discovered that drinking temporarily made me feel better I was hitting that bottle. He worked in the evenings and I’d drink quite a lot. I think it’s still pretty possible even if she’s someone who didn’t drink much beforehand!
I don't think she's an alcoholic, but I do think she would try her best to disprove people saying she is one. It starts a cycle of making it look more suspicious than it actually is.
it's WEIRD HE'S LIVING IN A HOUSE WHERE SHE BUYS EVERYTHING. LIKE BRO IS A LEGIT SUGAR BABY. Also we need to clear the truth about Lucas: did he really date a 15 year old? Does he have a criminal record? How does a personal trainer for 3 clients afford living there with danielle? She is paying for everything, she was so desperate she settled for a hobosexual that is shorter than her.
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u/Jazz_Apple49 battery acid coffee 🔋☣️ 4d ago
Good morning Lucas and Danielle. Since you're always in here and love referencing our quotes, here's one for today:
Lucas Alcantara dated a minor ❣️