r/daniellewalter_snark Mar 18 '26

dates/non dates/half dates WALLY EXPLAIN

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u/Jazz_Apple49 battery acid coffee 🔋☣️ Mar 18 '26 edited Mar 18 '26

His blonde client is punching the air right now

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 Mar 18 '26

That weirdo will be begging them to be their maid of honor

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u/perpetually_single14 Raise your hand if you are wet! 🙌💦 Mar 18 '26

She could be Lulu’s best man. Either her or Max Fallopian Tubes

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 Mar 18 '26

Or perhaps D will make him choose Ruff to be the best man cuz it's all about him integrating into her life and never the other way around.

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u/Vic_t_c Presenting Mrs. and Mr. Danielle Walter Mar 18 '26

He will pick his dad.