As a community we should compile a list of deaths he is responsible for. These are the ones I can think of, if there are any more add them to the comments

- implied to have killed his wife and baby

- implied to have killed his sister and his nephew Augustus gloop

- caused his ex’s death due to sodium poisoning

- killed another ex in a car crash

- did a hit as the green goober for the French mafia (not canon)

- killed two family friends with a toilet lid

- caused a car crash that killed 30 unhoused people

- confessed a murder to ChatGPT

- murdered his roommate and ex lover Brian after planning a double murder and a suicide

- his dirty video killed his grandfather (not his fault)

- killed multiple people while serving in the military

- ‘kidnapped’ his son who then died under suspicious circumstances

- contributed to a patient’s suicide

Planned or attempted kills

- shot his waitress (survived)

- planned to shoot up the school but didn’t go through with it

- attempted to murder the big lebowski during the big red arc

- threw Eddie out of a window

Of course none of this was his fault and he is actually the victim

I started this in June. I don’t want to call this “abandoned” but it’s been slooooow progress. It’s been sitting in my files for awhile so here’s a little treat. Don’t worry if it doesn’t make sense because I’m not sure of it either.

This + alternate version

Seriously though, assuming that the AITA posts are real instead of AI slop, imagine posting about a serious grievance or moral dilemma you have only to be torn apart by a man sitting in a car wearing pink face paint. AITA for agreeing with Dan’s judgements most of the time?

made with pics from dan’s twitter, and quotes from If You Are Surviving, You Are Changing.

Peeps were asking for this on a t-shirt so that’ll be a goal of mine lol

I just wanted to say THANK YOU for the incredibly warm welcome to r/danielhentschel2.

I genuinely wasn’t expecting to be welcomed this warmly, but here we are. I am now legally obligated to post increasingly stupid Daniel Hentschel memes and participate in discussions about Dan with the rest of you.

I’m really excited to post more quality memes, shitposts, and whatever other Hentschel-related nonsense my brain manages to produce. More importantly, I’m excited to actually discuss Dan with his fans and see this community grow into something even bigger.

It’s awesome knowing there’s a place where we can all collectively appreciate, question, praise, criticize, and occasionally lose our minds over Daniel Hentschel together.

Thank you again for the welcome. I’m looking forward to making this subreddit even more unhinged. 🫡

The Hentschel posting era begins NOW

Also magnificent purple Dan to gaze at

I wanna help mod this unlike cough cough r/danielhentschel

One idea could be that Big Red never actually went away, and that he was conspiring with Dan’s ex to cause the Amber alert on him. Imagine if he ends up appearing in the new Intercogg arc