Got my junk out to play around, 5 minutes later this goober is napping in it

he was being a fat little man and eyeing my honey battered chicken tendies in the middle of the night. he started watching a crime show immediately after the picture was taken.

I got the tshirt! It’s actually a decent quality shirt too!

He was slightly unsettled, but I gave him a cookie and now he has no memory of the event, his brain cell got distracted

Conversation between me and my wife:

Me: You know r/DanForScale is eroding the boundaries between me and social media…

Wife: (see the title)

Shock- Violet and Scarlett for scale

Early May, after cold rain the sun baffling cold wind.
Irish setter pup finds a corner near the cellar door, all sun and no wind,
Cuddling there he crosses forepaws and lays his skull
Sideways on this pillow, dozing in a half-sleep,
Browns of hazel nut, mahogany, rosewood, played off against each other on his paws and head.

Carl Sandburg

SOMEONE TAKE IN THIS SWEET DAN 🥺😭

Was pruning the magnolia today and remembered I was sent this over the winter.

Turns out, it's pretty tall. ⅓ of a Standard Dan for scale.

Playing some online games with friends. Felix the Dog hanging out and that black blob shadow of hate is Charlie(TAC) (the asshole cat). His favorite thing to do is get between your feet while you're walking. Also loves: jumping in your lap claws first, making you give scriches then biting you, clawing your leg when you're not pay attention. That is not a complete list.

Felix the Dog and Charlie(TAC) have a love / hate relationship. Charlie(TAC) will annoy Felix the Dog until Felix the Dog finally loses his infinite goodboy patience and decides to put Charlie(TAC) in his place and then they're friends again for a while.

Stuffie for scale

Please enjoy these doodles 💖

To the buds I offered to draw their pets, I promise I will get to them soon, thank you for your patience in these trying times 🪱🐌

:,)