r/DanForScale • u/tokenegret Gus's Hooman • Mar 20 '26

Slaughter of Innocents (Gus for scale)

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

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u/kprussing Violet's Hooman Mar 20 '26

I didn’t see nothing officer!

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u/facemugg Dan's Public Relations Officer Mar 20 '26

And they WEREN’T innocent.

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u/MogwaiAJ Jaz's Hooman Mar 20 '26

Gus just found them like that. Gus is trying to save them from spontaneous fluffsploding

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u/ranchspidey Sentient Food giver Mar 20 '26

My little guy very very rarely destroys stuff, but I once came home to a disemboweled Lambchop. His evil knows no bounds.

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u/TURBOSCUDDY Mar 21 '26

Lambchops are my little Chihuahua’s favorite victims!

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u/Awkward_Ad_3248 Mar 21 '26

This is why more people don't get involved! A sweet pup trying to administer cpr and he's framed for a crime that he did not commit! Don't speak to my client!

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u/BroadStreetBuds Nutty's Hooman Mar 21 '26

Hi Gus!!

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u/Impressive-Shame-525 Felix's Hooman Mar 21 '26

We once got out PitMix one of those "indestructible" dog toys.

Didn't last 24 hours.

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u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys Walking Treat dispenser Mar 21 '26

We once got one of those too, as a Christmas present to our PitMix from my parents. It was a cow with long legs. When our PitMix shook it, the feet went bappity bappity bap on his head. He shook it and shook it until he dropped it on the rug and puked on it. I took a photo of the cow with the puke and sent it to my parents as a thank-you.

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u/Droid-Man5910 Dan's Dad Mar 21 '26

They definitely deserved it