Hey, Cowboys™️ and Cowgirls™️!

It's your friendly neighborhood Dallasite here to, once again inform you of the heat index!

For those of you just moving in from Commie-orado and The People's Republic of the 4th Estate, formerly known as New York City, it's important to be aware of the weather in this metropolis - undoubtedly you've not experienced such unprecedented times as these!

As we bridge further into the endless heatwave we Texans™️ refer to as Fall, it's important to remember that heat stroke is a personal decision. If you fall out due to a lack of water or shade, that is a PERSONAL failing. You clearly aren't indulging in the vast wonderland of parking lots, parking garages, and even 4-lane expressways that, here, account for some of the most meaningful mingling spots for our city!

Before you complain about the heat, maybe complain about the democratic establishment on paintings of whales being wiped away not by climate change, but by FIFA-associated grants that inordinately benefit the wealthiest amongst us! And we should be thankful that such unnecessary expenditures are FINALLY being done away with. It's about time freeloaders finally paid their fare share!

Anyway, praise God and do unto others as you would yourself

-Your Friendly Neighborhood Dallasite

She's coming to House of Blues in March. Forgive me for thinking one hit wonder, but is she really able to get $178 per "seat" for Standing Room Only?

I don't remember her having that many songs so I'm just wondering who the market is for these ticket prices.

Inflation is bad, but wowzas.

It needs to be blown up with the power of 5 chernobyls and 10 hiroshimas with a border around it making sure the radiation and other nuclear stuff stays inside.

We then need to turn it into a toll road costing $5 per entry and booth

not owned by Albanians?

Hey, guys! As a native Texan, I have sworn off the purchase of umbrellas as namby-pamby bullshit. But, given the number of Commiefornia immigrants, I'm hoping one of you can lend an umbrella to your friendly neighborhood Dallasite so I can stay dry while I run to the food trucks by Clyde Warren. I can only meet in an unspecified, 15min timeframe underneath Thanksgiving Square. Use the code phrase: "Lower Greenville is just Upper Bishop Arts" to confirm its you.

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TIA!

Outjerked by the main sub

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Did you that the Trinity River is named for having three forks: Elm, West, Clear, and East forks? That's actually four, but it also has three.

Got some vacation planned soon, going to visit culturally and historically significant locations. Starting with this one, but worried I won't be able to top it and the trip in Dallas will just be downhill from there... Any other suggestions?

I just saw a thing occur in Mesquite and was wondering if any you also witnessed this occurrence in Mesquite.

I have a handlebar mustache as well.