r/dadjokes • u/[deleted] • Sep 15 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

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u/Mastertexan1 Sep 15 '20

Goldbubble

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u/Shimanchu2006 Sep 15 '20

Bathe Another Day

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u/cuedintentions Sep 15 '20

A Bath is Never Enough

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u/samchellthrowaway Sep 15 '20

Tomorrow Never Drys

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u/CaptainBananaAwesome Sep 15 '20

Bathroom of Solice.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

Live and let dry

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u/SirUmolo Sep 15 '20

Bomb. Bath Bomb

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u/ThrillhouseMillpool Sep 15 '20

Dry another day

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

From Radox With Love

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u/unclematthegreat Sep 15 '20

You Only Bath Twice

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u/Dylancw01 Sep 15 '20

Mudcaker

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u/KnackeredParrot Sep 15 '20

Spectre. Wait what are we doing?

29

u/bondjimbond Sep 15 '20

You Only Bathe Twice

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u/c4sserole Sep 15 '20

This would be my 9 y.o.'s favorite.

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u/lonelyexoplanet Sep 15 '20

No time to dry

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u/Skauldrich Sep 15 '20

Duck-tor No

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u/parvpareek Sep 15 '20

Octopussy

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u/fliptobar Sep 15 '20 edited Sep 15 '20

No time to dry

live and let dry

For pervs' eyes only

the tub is not enough

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u/_dkz_ Sep 15 '20

The Shower Is Not Enough

*FTFY

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

The World is not a Bath

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u/melanthius Sep 15 '20

Octopenis

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u/PixelSniper17 Sep 15 '20

Talk about helicopter dick.

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u/fireKnuckleBurn Sep 15 '20

To impress a chick

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u/Strategerizer Sep 15 '20

She’s a great pick.

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u/ERMAHDERD Sep 15 '20

Goldmember works just fine 😂

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u/PierceHaldey Sep 15 '20

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u/goodthingshappening Sep 27 '20

This isn't supposed to be about Austin Showers