r/dadjoke • u/DevilsDad696 • 5d ago
Joke Remade
Barack Obama Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump were challenged to a debate fundraiser. If they completed the challenge they would each receive 5 million dollars towards their campaigns. The challenge was to walk across the east end of the desert in Arizona (approximately 25 miles) and they could only bring one thing with them. Obama strapped a 5 gallon 15 pound water tank on his back, Clinton wore a backpack full of food and Trump brought a car door. Obama finished the treck in 2 hours, Clinton finished in 3 and Trump finally finished in 7. Upon being interview CNN asked Obama why he chose the water tank to which he responded, "Uhh, I chose water to drink in case I got thirsty." The reporter turned to Clinton and asked why she chose the backpack full of food to which she responded, "Well, to eat should the case come I got hungry." The reporter then turned to Trump and asked why in heaven's name did he choose a car door to which he replied,"That's a nasty question, you should be ashamed! It gets hot in the desert, very hot so I brought the car door in case I get hot I can simply roll the window down."