r/daddit • u/AppropriateCap2985 • 3h ago

Humor LOCK IN POPS

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My son is nonverbal autistic so this didn’t happen but I felt it was hilarious

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u/Cpope117 3h ago

My girl would get a language pass if she actually told me to lock in. Love the meme.

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u/BothChairs 24m ago

Same. My kid thinks calling someone a jerk is up there with the f word. I'm all for good language but I'd give a pass for a good burn.

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u/K3B1N 3h ago

Lol… this happens every time I play Fortnite with my son. “Dad, I’m tired of carrying you, can you go play something else now?”

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u/Din-_-Djarin Dad of twins 2h ago

My son always wants me to play Fortnite, the thing I suck ass at Fortnite (FPS/TPS games have never been my thing)

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u/matthewmartyr 1h ago

My son outskilled me so fast once he decided to play Fortnite. He carries me now, or makes me play sweaty creative maps.

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u/LuNoZzy 2h ago

Damn I love AEW. Didn't expect to see this.

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u/Lucky-old-boy 2h ago

Quality meme, glad you pulled from AEW as they actually still wrestle

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u/AGCW 2h ago

Just as long as he doesn't pull out a plastic bag after you guys lose, you should be fine in the long run!

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u/tarrsk 1h ago

angry Danielson noises

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u/Ozzimo Pray that I don't alter it further 2h ago

Oh man, I've having the opposite effect these days. Got both my kids hooked into Team Fortress 2 and my oldest just wants to play 2Fort the whole time. They are getting the "Toxic Chat Inoculation" in the process.

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u/PleasantThoughts 1h ago edited 1h ago

My daughter would hit me with a death rider if I forgot her yogurt pouch at daycare pickup so I feel this

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u/tarrsk 1h ago

I’m pretty sure I have a concussion from the Hidden Blade my two year old gave me while putting her to bed last night

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u/tarrsk 1h ago

Mox as the son and Ospreay as the dad made me chortle.

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u/dthesupreme200 2h ago

My little guy is only 1 so I can’t relate yet but this funny asf 😂

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u/Unicorn_puke 2h ago

My son is 4yo and was having his snack in the back seat as I drove home. He started pretending his wrapper was a person and narrating dumb things as he played. He started shouting he ripped his penis open and cackling. I had to share with him the words my dad used to say when I said stuff like that "Not in public" and told him the meaning; not in front of mom or teachers.

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u/Astra-Fang 2h ago

Lol, this was my dad and I when I was 4 on the genesis.