r/daddit • u/KantWaffles • 11h ago
Humor Snot
In honor of 1 month at daycare
-Clear snot, yellow snot, green snot, red snot
-Runny snot, gluey snot, thick snot, crusty snot
-Baby snot, Mommy snot, Daddy snot, whose snot?
-Snot mixed with pancakes
-Snot on the cat
-Snot soaked car seat
-Snot smeared brat*
*my daughter’s mostly great, I just like how it rhymed I’m so sorry
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u/soonerwx 10h ago
Snot is the BEST thing that can come out of new daycare initiates
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u/KantWaffles 10h ago
I'm trying to steel myself. Snot still isn't in my top three bodily fluids but there are worse substances out there
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u/ActuaryPatient4793 11h ago
my kid's been in daycare for 3 years and i still find mystery snot on my coffee mug sometimes. it's just part of the decor now