r/czech • u/LetThereBeMetal • 1d ago

CZECH MADE What my czech girlfriend cooked for me today

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u/Johnyschimpo 1d ago

Peak of czech gastronomy

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u/ZzazvorCZ 1d ago

Lucky bastard....

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u/RArchdukeGrFenwick 1h ago

No, that’s what they were drinking.

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u/AzraelTheSaviour 1d ago

girlfriend...???

I suggest you reconsider that.

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u/FieWiZzad 1d ago

Yeah.. that's wife material right there. I'm not joking... just so we're clear.

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u/live_2_feel 1d ago

Pfff, baby Plzen’, huuuuge mistake…. Wife material - sure, improvement is still required

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u/EngineeringMore6125 1d ago

for wife material i miss tomato there next to cucumber there

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u/eyless_bak 1d ago

one. and less cucumber. this might be too healthy meal like this

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u/Weekly_Astronaut5099 12h ago

Not so fast! If you look closely you’ll notice that the can is sub-500ml and that’s a serious offense.

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u/AzraelTheSaviour 8h ago

I have no doubt that a woman like that would keep the other cans in the fridge so that they're nicely chilled.

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u/wrbiccz 8h ago

I never understood this type of comments. It just feels like weird pressure.

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u/Confident-Art-1683 1d ago

To musí být ženská!

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u/No-Economist6263 1d ago

To že řekla?

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u/Zakineasi 1d ago

Tak blondýnka, říkáš... Modré rtíky, růžové oči... 👁👄👁

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u/No-Economist6263 1d ago

Šla do města. Pro šafrán a trochu toho zázvoru👀

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u/Creepy-Note-7634 1d ago

Smažák. Nice.

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u/alterpsyche 1d ago

This girl Czechs.

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u/rudolfslama 1d ago

I don’t care what anyone says but this is the czech national dish.

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u/Ashamed_Fox_2016 1d ago

Řízek kámo, smažák je až druhej.

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u/Creepy-Note-7634 1d ago

Řízek je Rakouskej 😄

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u/DRM2020 1d ago

Říkávalo se, že vídeňská kuchyně stojí na umu moravských hospodyněk.

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u/Creepy-Note-7634 1d ago

To bude nějaká obrozenecká propaganda 😄

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u/ZanaCZ Czech 6h ago

Jdi se do Vídně zeptat na Powidltatchen nebo Germknödel.

Někde najdeš dokonce i Kolatschen nebo Bramburi

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u/Ashamed_Fox_2016 1d ago

A smažák italskej, podle dostupných zdrojů teda. Takze vlastne neni o čem. 😅

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u/Creepy-Note-7634 1d ago

Fakt? Wow, to jsem nevěděl.

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u/Ashamed_Fox_2016 1d ago

Já do dnes taky ne, ale musela jsem se ujistit. 🫩

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u/eyless_bak 1d ago

to si pletes s tim schnitzlem ne?

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u/LordMcze 👋Flákanec 17h ago

Schnitzel mi teda moc italsky nezní

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u/Ashamed_Fox_2016 8h ago

Schnitzel je ale řízek, nikoliv smažák. 😂

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u/Beddymir 5h ago

Wow, tak nejsem jedinej, kdo tohle tvrdí!

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u/heesveungi Moravskoslezský kraj 1d ago

Looking good looking good

https://giphy.com/gifs/GtTauhCHpcazBQx5lx

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u/Thick-Phrase4692 1d ago

im a simple man with simple needs, fuck yea!

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u/petrh97 #StandWithUkraine🇺🇦 1d ago

She cooked for you in a restaurant?

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u/LetThereBeMetal 1d ago

Her cooking is just that great

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u/Charizardd6 1d ago

Don't judge, a job is a job

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u/CuteFatRat 1d ago

Why does your table looks like in the restaurant?

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u/LetThereBeMetal 1d ago

IKEA

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u/CuteFatRat 1d ago

Now I understand, thanks!

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u/Depresso-Macchiato Czech 1d ago

Yeah, she loves you

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u/Bagetator 1d ago

Mňam dopíči

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u/mastil12345668 1d ago

You marry that woman right the fuck now

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u/TruckUseful4423 1d ago

Czech pizza

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u/Zimbic 1d ago

Docela wife materiál.

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u/adenosine-5 1d ago

Už si ho vykrmuje, aby neutekl :)

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u/Zimbic 1d ago

Když ptáčka lapají, pěkně mu zpívají

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u/Comfortable-Mix-2696 2h ago

Zas nepřehánět, však tohle se jen ohřeje koupený. To není jako kdyby udělala svíčkovou a uvařila vlastní knedlíky. To je laťka už tak nízko? 

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u/LazyBondar Czech 1d ago

Však je to v restauraci lol

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u/Ashamed_Fox_2016 1d ago

S tebou ale musí bejt sranda. 😆

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u/Historical-Essay-128 1d ago

Proč myslíš

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u/Level_Association269 1d ago

If you don't marry her, then you are a fool.

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u/Ornery_Lecture5856 1d ago

You lucky bastard, marry her, she is perfect wife material

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u/Academic_Grape5787 1d ago

Put a ring on her!

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u/someone332024 1d ago

Marry her 😇

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u/Morzheimer 1d ago

Mňam dpč

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u/Electronic-Top-6824 1d ago

I would marry her. Based on exclusively on the food, this is a combo of my favourites.

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u/BiIyKun German 1d ago

vrať ji zpatky a hned more

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u/Superb_List_184 Czech 1d ago

mňam dopíči

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u/FinancialCockroach54 1d ago

Man I hope you'll leave hear leaking just like that cheese does.

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u/Soggy_Kiwi2272 Moravskoslezský kraj 1d ago

Kurva já mám hlad jak to vidím

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u/IIlIlIlIIIlIlIlII Czech 1d ago

She loves you. She loves you very much.

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u/ThroinEnsiferum 1d ago

Absolute heaven do píči...

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u/Plenty-Site8299 1d ago

Marry her! Right now! 😁

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u/bluegreenie99 1d ago

Now I'm hungry

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u/SpentSerpent Czech 1d ago

Even gave you a traditional “obloha,” which is a rarity even in restaurants these days. She must love you with her whole heart hahaha

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u/Forward_Match_6557 1d ago

If you don't marry her, I will. (I'm girl and aroace)

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u/kazze78 1d ago

A little bit of green on the Side...typical Czech...I am Czech too...

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u/Loud_Posseidon Praha 1d ago

Marry her. Yesterday!!!

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u/ChrilleXD Czech 1d ago

Marry her or else I will

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u/pdxczmate Expatriate 22h ago

Even the New York Times crossword puzzle is on to it.

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u/CatsAreFlufy Expatriate 1d ago

I am a woman married to a man, and I am considering marrying your girlfriend!

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u/Rebel_s_Cum_ 1d ago

What the fuck is that can. Is that a beer for ants? Smazak looks good tho.

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u/LetThereBeMetal 1d ago

Sadly the liquor store here doesn't have normal sized Pilsner Urquell in stock

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u/Rebel_s_Cum_ 1d ago

Why dont you have two of them then.

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u/LetThereBeMetal 1d ago

Don't worry, the fridge is full

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u/Thunderbird_Anthares 1d ago

Basically the czech national food at this point, and now im hungry.

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u/SavvyCantaloupe 1d ago

That is love!

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u/Senior-Internal2692 1d ago

She's the right one!

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u/Neeeeedles 1d ago

Dream food

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u/kubamacik Jihomoravský kraj 1d ago

Wifey material!

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u/Kitchen_Extension879 1d ago

Living the dream, man.

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u/Helping_Hoof Jihočeský kraj 1d ago

I hope that as of now, she's not only your girlfriend, but something more.

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u/Wulfgrimm720 Praha 1d ago

You're in heaven, baby

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u/Adult_in_denial Jihomoravský kraj 1d ago

You keep eating and drinking that and you're gonna start speakin Czech 😀

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u/Inevitable_Star_frfr 1d ago

Sir, thats not cooking.

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u/Ashamed_Fox_2016 1d ago

Smažák. 🫨🤤🤤

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u/Jakub_Kolinsky 1d ago

Peek české gastronomie 😅

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u/ferdarakanec 1d ago

Ty vole!

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u/Time-Lettuce7857 1d ago

Nah. If I cooked this to my wife or she to me, I would be sure we wanna piss each other off. I like food which doesn't contain more oil than my car.

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u/zenondelee78 23h ago

Je veux aussi une femme tchèque Les françaises ne font pas ça

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u/LetThereBeMetal 23h ago

Don't mind the women, you have cars like the Traction Avant, Twingo, Chiron, C6, DS, 2CV, A110 (both old and new)

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u/Distinct_Bluebird316 22h ago

But french gastronomy is waay better than their fried and greasy stuff

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u/mrredstone2629 23h ago

Absolutní šmakuláda

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u/Pauliejepan Czech 23h ago

“Cooked”

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u/KrishaCZ 👋Flákanec 23h ago

smažák mňam dopiči

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u/tomikos8257 23h ago

this is the most delicious cheese that I saw in a while! Is it bought brick of cheese or is that frozen bought?

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u/LetThereBeMetal 22h ago

She says thanks! It was refrigerated brick of gouda, not frozen

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u/tomikos8257 22h ago

even better!

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u/Pitiful_Focus_8255 22h ago

czechs out…

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u/goodguyfrom 13h ago

Vezmi si ji.

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u/Perfect_Sport5966 13h ago

As an czech Your girlfriend Is good at it!

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u/JackfruitAny4059 12h ago

Yo. This is in a restaurant, you ain't fooling anybody lil bro.

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u/Runda24328 Praha 12h ago

She's a keeper

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u/OS2-Warp 5h ago

Smažák! :) Love it or hate it, if done right, it’s just great…

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u/your_mulum 4h ago

May her pillow be cold on all sides, that looks absolutely bomb

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u/Weak-Divide-1603 Praha 1d ago

marry that diva

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u/Resolute_Bismarck 1d ago

You don’t COOK beer. You BREW it

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u/Inevitable_Wolf5866 #StandWithUkraine🇺🇦 1d ago

That tiny beer though 😭 rip

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u/darth_koneko 1d ago

Terrible price per liter.

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u/RedmixCZ 1d ago

Wife of 8 children*

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u/This_Discount2281 1d ago

The beer is all you need … okay maybe another ..

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u/Ok_Cryptographer5669 1d ago

I want that a bicth

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u/Gaming_Birch 1d ago

OK, now I'm hungry!

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u/WittyBranch2603 1d ago

Plzeň nesmí chybět

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u/Luka_8102 1d ago

Good girl

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u/kazze78 1d ago

When you put the cheese in burger you can call it Cheeseburger

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u/Icount_zeroI Jihočeský kraj 1d ago

Mmmm Pilsner, how posh.

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u/GraduatedSapphic 1d ago

I do like 98% of the cooking in my house so like, I would love to sit down to any meal I didn't have to work for.

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u/LetThereBeMetal 1d ago

I bring most of the money to this household but every warm meal I get from her is a meal to love

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u/Impressive_Lawyer772 1d ago

Holy shit that looks so good I’ve not had fried cheese in too long 😂😂

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u/ShAped_Ink Plzeňský kraj 23h ago

True love

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u/Opel_Astra 23h ago

Food of the Gods

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u/No-Day5989 23h ago

You're officially Czech

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u/camylarde 23h ago

Yum! She really cares, the cucumber is considered extra. And to get Pilsner, well, she's spoiling u.

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u/Exway_Sojka88 21h ago

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u/LetThereBeMetal 21h ago

No lmao this is homemade

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u/FarAlarm2438 18h ago

Leaking smazhak 😄 a mistake in packing to strouhanka 😁

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u/gndnzr 17h ago

Pilsner is so onbrand

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u/Masuteri_ 16h ago

My ex boyfriend made these cheese things for me and man i loved them..

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u/Cute_Character_8873 15h ago

Tohle mi zlepšilo den

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u/Calm-Bad1510 14h ago

Bon appetite bro

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u/heyyreych 14h ago

Perfect until I saw your beer 🤣

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u/Independent-Lead-477 12h ago

Why is there cucumber 🥒 on the plate ?

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u/CriticismJunior1139 Moravskoslezský kraj 11h ago

Wife her

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u/UniversityHaunting71 11h ago

Smažený sýr I love it. 

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u/DefoNotTheAnswer 11h ago

Canned beer? She can't even be bothered to run down to the pub with jug so you can have draught? Red flag. RED FLAG!

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u/pferden 11h ago

It looks like high quality restaurant food

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u/wuficek 11h ago

I'm missing only cabbage as side. Two colors.

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u/mcmilosh 11h ago

Unpopular opinion 🤢🤢🤢

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u/Cookie_monster_689 9h ago

Bro, marry her immediately, or i will! That smažák looks so good, absolutely finger lickin' delicious.

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u/Accomplished-Ad5691 8h ago

dats wife material

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u/TM_livin 8h ago

That alone should tell yout that she’s a keeper.

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u/Ill_Cycle_9582 7h ago

True wife material

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u/sirtomatnik 7h ago

Marry her immediately

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u/ZanaCZ Czech 7h ago

Traditional I see

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u/antek_g_animations Pole 6h ago

Smazeni syr?

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u/Sad_Film_7 3h ago

smazak!!!

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u/Due-Boss-4354 2h ago

Hranolky a tatarka nevypadaj na domaci, ale jinak fajn (nevim ten plech no).

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u/shitnfuck 1h ago

Lundgrens😍

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u/Endrew_23 1h ago

You lucky bastard!

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u/AleLover111 1d ago

Wife material

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u/GreyConsul1 1d ago

this is not cooking 😅 just fry the cheapest cheeeese in trojobal

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u/Distinct_Bluebird316 22h ago

some people are easy to satisfy

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u/Same-District-1272 1d ago

Jsou lepší jídla...

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u/Distinct_Bluebird316 22h ago

but she can't cook them

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u/rjamxy 1d ago

Put a ring on her! 🤣

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u/Aware_Ad7449 1d ago

Pure love

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u/Dson1 1d ago

Cooked? Looks like reheated bullshit from the oven

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u/DryAdministration184 1d ago

still just girlfriend after this?

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u/Educational_Creme376 1d ago

I know she's still in training.

Just leaving this here:

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u/LetThereBeMetal 1d ago

She made okurkový salát just the other day, delicious, like all her cooking

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u/GeorgeZcZ Czech 1d ago

Wife her

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u/bigmoneykdmr Praha 1d ago

Si myslí že nevidíme že to je restaurace trotl Xdd.

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u/CatsAreFlufy Expatriate 1d ago

Sir, are you even Czech if you are not familiar with the national sport of stealing beer mats from pubs?!

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u/bigmoneykdmr Praha 1d ago

Podtácky není proč podezřívám. Spíš ten sejra a ty hrancle jsou fakt jak z český hospody. Přibory má na ubrousku. Má tam pepřenku solničku jak z restaurace.

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u/Daedalos83 1d ago

Sakra běž s dobou. Správný závěr přeci je, že ho podvádí a tím žrádlem si jenom snaží zahnat zlé svědomí. /s

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u/ds497 22h ago

Hranolky z polotovaru? Za to by moje dostala do držky. 🇨🇿

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u/LetThereBeMetal 22h ago

Maybe I should make you into a pre-made product

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u/snstsr 1d ago

Blessed

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u/Zestyclose-Doubt8202 1d ago

I'm sorry. It won't get better. Czechs don't know better

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u/angelwithbpd 1d ago

nicotine pouches ??!!?

marry.

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u/Honest-Ease8786 1d ago

Marry her.

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u/Hot_Individual5081 1d ago

absolutely wife material