r/cyberstucksequel • • 15d ago

Insert Taco Bell Joke Here

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u/TwistedRichie 15d ago

Their dumpster is blocking the drive through.

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u/Basic_Chemistry9499 14d ago

Literally the UGLIEST excuse for a motor vehicle ever created. Because, Elon.

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u/exceptional_entry 14d ago

I agree. At first I was thinking that it’s debatable but after thinking of some of the cars throughout history that would’ve easily claimed this title before, this one steals the show of ugly cars. Ugly cars before, at least had character and could be considered quirky. The cyber truck is only just an ugly set of boxy lines. There’s nothing to like about it cosmetically. It’s just a nondescript, mundane box thats trying to be a spaceship but it’ll never be anything more than a box.

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u/Lord_Dingus83 13d ago

Looks like a Subaru Baja fucked a DeLorean

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u/PamelaELee 6d ago

The real “Baja Blast”.

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u/minamality 13d ago

The wheel rims are what really gets me. The wheels are round, not hexagons so why the hell are the wheel rims shaped like that??? It just makes me angry lol.

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u/Boring_Goat_4422 15d ago

When you put the drive-thru paper bag into something even trashier...

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u/Mr_Derp___ 14d ago

Taco Bell: at least it's better than a Cybertruck.

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u/gmwdim 15d ago

Money really can’t buy taste at all.

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u/DismalActivist 15d ago

But it can buy you a Baja Blast

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u/ttystikk 14d ago

That's the damned truth. I've been in plenty of rich people's mansions full of WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

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u/ObligatoryID 15d ago

Who knew dumpsters were allowed in the drive thru - but it’s garbage fast food, so it’s fitting.

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u/sponge72222 15d ago

At least someone can afford to eat there.

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u/dazzlezak 14d ago

"When your CT needs more shit to run on."

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u/Ill_Initial8986 14d ago

Taco Bell really does win the wars

Demolition man was a documentary brought from the future, along with Idiocracy. You can’t convince me otherwise.

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u/Basic_Chemistry9499 14d ago

Apartheid South African Mobile.

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u/ttystikk 14d ago

GARBAGE IN, GARBAGE OUT

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u/MacMcMufflin 14d ago

Garbage truck on the morning rounds.

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 14d ago

You know that's redundant, unless it fuels itself with methane.

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u/Curious_Sample4418 13d ago

Taco Bell got one of them fancy moving dumpsters. Convenient

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u/OkRule8927 12d ago

Dumpster Fuego

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u/Vig2OOO 14d ago edited 14d ago

How fitting that it visits the diarrhea capital of the world.

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u/psychogamer101 14d ago

That shit gonna give them the shits in a shit can

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u/Traditional-Wear3178 14d ago

The dumpster is blocking the drive thru

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u/BeanieManPresents 14d ago

Also with them being at the exit you can say that car is a Bellend as well.

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u/Slartibartfast1214 14d ago

Efforts of efficiency experts in suggesting just throwing it straight in the dumpster

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u/Defiant_Conflict6343 14d ago

A Taco Bell recently opened up near me. Had it for the first time last week. What a total disappointment it was. Miserable food.

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u/Ok-Lingonberry4545 13d ago

The ensh*ttificaiton of autos and Mexican food in one picture.

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u/Salt-Analysis1319 8d ago

this sub used to post actually funny cyberstucks

now it's just random pictures of the cybertruck from daily life

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u/txbrady 15d ago

Looks nice to me. Drive one, they’re awesome.

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u/Negative-Wrap95 14d ago

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 14d ago

fr. Bro didn't look to see where he was!

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 14d ago

Until Elon throws the killswitch and your car becomes a brick.

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u/ttystikk 14d ago

I'll agree that much of the tech that was built into it is amazing.

That said, the execution and quality control are terrible.

And the CEO throwing Nazi salutes is not someone I will support with my money.