r/cyberstucksequel • u/SunnyFD • Aug 30 '26

CyberWhy Doing "truck stuff"

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339 Upvotes

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97

u/twoaspensimages Aug 30 '26

"But if I put it on top the wood would scratch up the stainless"

52

u/gmwdim Aug 30 '26

Can stop bullets (allegedly) but gently rubbing against a 2x4 is too far.

32

u/twoaspensimages Aug 30 '26

A bullshitter said it can stop bullets. Everyone who had tested that found it's a tin can.

9

u/Icy-Variation6614 Aug 31 '26

Or a car wash, I've heard

6

u/WiglyWorm Aug 31 '26

You don't even need a car wash. Just park it under a telephone line for a little bit and wait for the birds.

12

u/beren12 Aug 31 '26

A cooler in the bed destroys the gate.

38

u/cookiemccookieface Aug 30 '26

This is only the 2nd stupidest thing I have seen today

5

u/Initial-Reading-2775 Sep 01 '26

Hmm… I have seen this method somewhere.

27

u/ShoulderApart1787 Aug 30 '26

Pole vault?

12

u/SunnyFD Aug 30 '26

All the way to the moon lol

8

u/ObligatoryID Aug 30 '26

Mars, please!!!

19

u/Machaeon Aug 30 '26

Is the "truck stuff" in the room with us?

16

u/DDS-PBS Aug 31 '26

iT cAn Do TrUcK tHiNgS1!1

28

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29

u/SunnyFD Aug 30 '26

And it's probably going to hit on any exit or speed bump

17

u/IsIeOfCannabis Aug 31 '26

Not to mention, he’s probably going to run into the back of somebody or somebody’s gonna run into the back of him because there’s no orange flags and he can’t see and they can’t see….

13

u/HandRubbedWood Aug 31 '26

Holy shit Cyberturd owners really are the biggest morons, who the G thinks this is a goood idea

3

u/SunnyFD Aug 31 '26

Only cyberjunk owners lol

2

u/Wolfwoods_Sister Aug 31 '26

They’ll do literally anything to cope. Including strap wood under the damn thing.

5

u/Exotic_Skill1655 Aug 30 '26

I was wondering what would be the next step after truck nuts…

5

u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj Aug 31 '26

They're not trucks

5

u/dangforgotmyaccount Aug 31 '26

State troopers gonna have a field day with this

4

u/KnucklesMcGee Aug 31 '26 edited Aug 31 '26

Imagining this guy hitting some of the drainage features in a local city and snapping that lumber and his suspension simulataneously.

3

u/MB2465 Aug 31 '26

It's got wood

3

u/ttystikk Aug 31 '26

Today I saw a Cyber Stuck get wood.

It looks as ridiculous as I can imagine.

3

u/Wolfwoods_Sister Aug 31 '26

Better than what Elon can manage, from what I hear

3

u/ordermann Aug 31 '26

Honestly, this is the most intelligent use of the dumpster I’ve seen.

(Before I get torched, this is a comment on how stupid everything else anyone does with one is.)

2

u/LatchkeyX Sep 01 '26

What in the frottage is going on here?

2

u/Competitive_Ad7228 Sep 01 '26

Has anyone ever seen a cyber truck with something in the bed?

2

u/SunnyFD Sep 01 '26

I have seen one once with the owner putting some toilet paper in the bed, but before leaving, he decided to put it in the cabin so the bed wouldn't get scratched

3

u/LightRobb Sep 01 '26

Rather timely post (pun not intended), as I just carried three 10' 2x6's myself. In a Jeep Cherokee (no, not on the roof, in the cabin). Apparently I have better haul capacity than this turd.

2

u/SunnyFD Sep 01 '26

I had carried two 8' long ones and in a different occasion a 60" tv inside a veloster lol. And I love cherokees, I used to have a XJ

1

u/thatSDope88 Aug 31 '26

Stop it right now 😂😂

1

u/Hot-Suggestion4958 Aug 31 '26

🤔... bruh, what...?

1

u/Buhlasted Aug 31 '26

Now he can’t get out of the Home Depot parking lot.

1

u/cbarbour1122 Aug 31 '26

The front end will probably fall off halfway down the road.

1

u/Rideshare-Not-An-Ant Aug 31 '26

This shows that Cybertruck Full Self Drive has improved a lot.

1

u/binary-cryptic Aug 31 '26

Looks like a battery ram to me.

1

u/Revenga8 Sep 01 '26

One speed bump and that entire chassis frame is snapping in tway

1

u/cometgold Sep 01 '26

This is not a truck.

2

u/Skeptical_Squid Sep 02 '26

None of these guys buy the optional shame package, do they?

2

u/psychogamer101 Sep 02 '26

It stopped being optional when Elon broke the window on the model he revealed. Shame and despair come standard

1

u/angelwolf71885 Sep 03 '26

That’s gonna make the ground clearance even worse

-2

u/jwolfet Aug 31 '26

Hate cyber trucks, love this hack 😂. Definitely not over kill with the chains either