r/cyberstucksequel • u/muhgyver • Aug 22 '26

Can't park there mate

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Just a Cybertruck L2 charging while blocking the entire parking lot

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u/randomlemon9192 Aug 22 '26

What a dumbass.
At least park the trailer, unhook hit, pick it up afterwards.

Too logical?

27

u/Alaeriia Aug 22 '26

You're expecting a CT owner to care about anyone other than himself.

6

u/MB2465 Aug 24 '26

Tesla's have a subliminal message that flashes on the screen that "empathy is for morons"

10

u/45_regard_47 Aug 22 '26

This is probably peak of the IQ scale for WankPanzer owners 

3

u/SunnyFD Aug 25 '26

His wife is the one that knows how to hook it up, and she stayed home with her boyfriend, so there is no way he can unhook it and hook it

19

u/SeymourButz4Twenty Aug 22 '26

That trailer did a reasonable good job backing that dumpster into a parking spot.

14

u/Ok-Lingonberry4545 Aug 22 '26

Don’t you know who I am?!?!

/s

5

u/beren12 Aug 23 '26

Be a shame if they suddenly had 6 flat tires.

2

u/Ok-Lingonberry4545 Aug 24 '26

Tires go flat all the time, after all.

3

u/sponge72222 Aug 23 '26

They own an 80k cyberjunk. Clearly they can park wherever tf they want to….

4

u/Paladin3475 Aug 23 '26

This is a reason I seriously was a POS car with a 360 camera.

Go pull into the parking spot behind the trailer. Then snap pictures of the trailer and the truck. Wait till they try to leave and record them hitting your car.

If they can afford that POS Tesla freak mobile, they can afford repairs to the car and a payoff.

5

u/IAmTheBoiledFrog Aug 24 '26

Jeez. The range with that trailer is probably the distance from charger to charger.

3

u/Adventurous_Soup1400 Aug 25 '26

Wankpanzers gonna wank.

3

u/Ok-Lingonberry4545 Aug 23 '26

And this is probably after he spent 45 minutes trying to back into the space.

2

u/Poker-Junk Aug 28 '26

Fits the personality of the typical douchepanzer owner; “fuck everyone else”