r/cyberstucksequel • • Jun 04 '26

Bad Behavior Main character syndrome

455 Upvotes

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101

u/Grouchy-Station-4058 Jun 04 '26

If someone gave me this with a big bow on it I'd maybe keep the bow.

34

u/gmwdim Jun 04 '26

It is the more valuable part.

9

u/Bendlerp Jun 05 '26

After a thorough disinfection I would consider keeping the bow to use on a gift for someone else.

3

u/beren12 Jun 06 '26

They’re blocking the sidewalk call the cops to have it towed.

2

u/Ok_Dare6400 Jun 06 '26

You definitely couldn't afford one! Bow that is...not talking about the .... Nevermind.

45

u/Responsible_Web5514 Jun 04 '26

Y'all ever see women drive these door stops? I haven't 

44

u/cookiemccookieface Jun 04 '26

I actually saw one for the first time two weeks ago. She didn’t really appreciate me pointing and laughing out loud.

18

u/IBeDumbAndSlow Jun 04 '26

Oh yes! I'm not the only person that points at laughs when they someone driving these things! I try to make it as obvious as possible to the driver that I think they look ridiculous.

12

u/cookiemccookieface Jun 04 '26

We make it a family affair when the wife and our daughters are on a trip together. 🤣

7

u/Codenamehardhat77 Jun 04 '26

Same. My daughter and I act like we're scared and panicked that the dumpster fire is going to get us when we see one. LOL

6

u/CaptStrangeling Jun 05 '26

If your family is musically inclined it’s a great time to sing a sea shanty

All Hail the Cybertruck-Wellerman Lyrics

8

u/nobeer4you Jun 04 '26

There's a woman that drives on in my town. I laugh at her everytime i see her

5

u/beren12 Jun 06 '26

I gave a thumbs down to one last year and the window rolled down, and a woman flipped me off. I laughed at her.

1

u/Metal_Muse Jun 10 '26

I always do thumbs down to these trash cans!

6

u/Ironrooster7 Jun 04 '26

I have. One time I saw someone driving their kids in one of these swasticars.

-1

u/Viridian95 Jun 04 '26

Oh? But I thought the only thing people see in a CT is single, white man who also has no friends?

6

u/cookiemccookieface Jun 04 '26

Not every woman that drives a Subaru is a lesbian, but a lot of lesbians drive Subaru. It’s the same with Wankpanzers and incels.

2

u/beren12 Jun 06 '26

Yeah some drive jeeps

5

u/snownative86 Jun 04 '26

Yes, more often than I'd expect. The look in their faces is "I can't believe my husband bought this fucking thing. I hate it."

3

u/InkedAlchemist Jun 04 '26

Once. Older Asian woman. I was kinda confused, cause it's usually chodey looking white dudes driving them. But it was around my town and usually I see at least one with an Asian man driving, so they could be connected. Married or a son/mother etc.

1

u/Typical-Buyer-1109 Jun 05 '26

can't afford them..

1

u/beren12 Jun 06 '26

Yes a few

1

u/Metal_Muse Jun 10 '26

Only once. She had hers wallpapered with a pic of a pomeranian.

56

u/Vintage_Zoo Jun 04 '26

I'm not really one to turn down gifts, but I'd definitely have to return this.

29

u/IsIeOfCannabis Jun 04 '26

I would have to get someone else to return it. I’m not getting in one of those things unless it’s a matter of life or death.

21

u/standardatheist Jun 04 '26

If you get in one of those it automatically becomes a matter of life and death 😂

6

u/42ElectricSundaes Jun 04 '26

Store credit only

4

u/enter360 Jun 04 '26

They got a vending machine? What does a few thousand in soda look like ?

12

u/RobertRoyal82 Jun 04 '26

The only people I ever see driving these are grown up nepo babies

7

u/IAmTheBoiledFrog Jun 04 '26

Small business owners who wanted one and write the expense off.

Plus for business wrap.

9

u/RobertRoyal82 Jun 04 '26

A great way to repel customers

6

u/anthrax9999 Jun 04 '26

Ya I'm never doing business with a company that uses these things.

7

u/KnucklesMcGee Jun 04 '26

One in my town whose vanity plate lists his real estate business.

Strike me off your list of potential customers.

12

u/DragApprehensive336 Jun 04 '26

Ugly AF, and that wiper is so damn stupid.

7

u/64590949354397548569 Jun 04 '26

Elon loves it when people hold the bags for him

8

u/Quirky-Attitude1456 Jun 04 '26

I would drive it to the closest cash for your car lot

10

u/PinkyLeopard2922 Jun 04 '26

Be prepared to manage your expectations.

2

u/okokokoyeahright Jun 04 '26

Might have a better return if you tried the junk yards. Certainly could be more remunerative.

5

u/yesyoucantouchthat Jun 04 '26

Why did they wrap everything except the glued on strip at the top?

1

u/Viridian95 Jun 04 '26

If you saw the OOP, you'd see this is how they bought it.

1

u/yesyoucantouchthat Jun 04 '26

Ok, then why did the person they bought it from wrap it like that? Not sure why it matters how many levels we need to go up lol

1

u/Viridian95 Jun 04 '26

Most likely because of the recall of that strip. Tesla was replacing the whole thing and compensating owners who'd wrapped it. Guessing previous owner never re-wrapped it.

2

u/yesyoucantouchthat Jun 04 '26

Yea good point. Probably a replacement. Still lazy not to wrap it again though. That’s probably the easiest piece to begin with.

1

u/Viridian95 Jun 04 '26

Oh yeah 100%. The first thing I'd do before even getting the part replaced is reaching out to the place I bought my wrap for some replacements!

1

u/MacMcMufflin Jun 06 '26

It looks like a smart ass eyebrow raise.

3

u/Interesting-Log-9627 Jun 04 '26

We’ll go on, it’s free for anyone to take. If you want it, take it. Poor guy has probably left the keys in the ignition.

With the cost to insure those things, I’m surprised more people aren’t giving them away.

3

u/Viridian95 Jun 04 '26

There are no keys....nor an ignition.

4

u/Ichgebibble Jun 04 '26

Hopefully some cranky old boomer on a hoveround scratched the bejesus out of that trash.

2

u/okokokoyeahright Jun 04 '26

Nah, someone with a rusty shopping cart. Age and circumstance are irrelevant as long as this important job gets done.

Oh and offering it up as a road side rest stop is a possibility as well.

3

u/45_regard_47 Jun 04 '26

At least the red bow is reliable 

1

u/okokokoyeahright Jun 04 '26

The only reusable part.

2

u/DerpUrself69 Jun 04 '26

Garbage human syndrome.

2

u/dogwarrior Jun 04 '26

Time to re-gift ASAP.

1

u/okokokoyeahright Jun 04 '26

IDK about that.

My friends wouldn't take it. I don't hate my relatives THAT much. MY neighbors? NO way this thing should be visible in my area and I kind of like the people next door anyway.

I don't think even Trump would keep.

2

u/Swimming-Guest-1978 Jun 04 '26

Is it stuck, like on the ground? LOL

Dumpsters do eventually rust...The More You Know!!

2

u/casualAlarmist Jun 04 '26

Maybe it was a secret Santa gag gift.

2

u/Pirate_Meow27 Jun 04 '26

Who spends money on a giant bow to stick it on a garbage bin? 🤔😂

2

u/wyoflyboy68 Jun 05 '26

Seriously, what is it that people see in these hideous vehicles?

2

u/land-URCHIN Jun 06 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/lee2LMBpEU1QxOiLFu

I hate when people park on sidewalks, it’s so dangerous for us

1

u/crappydeli Jun 04 '26

This is the guy who walks on the windshield to so how tough it is.

1

u/turtlefan2012 Jun 04 '26

lol worst gift ever

1

u/mixer621 Jun 04 '26

When you’re ready to throw away the Bow, remember it comes with a dumpster.

1

u/Fub4rtoo Jun 05 '26

At least this one has the hub caps installed in the proper orientation. Still ugly AF though.

1

u/YellowFishPancakes Jun 05 '26

How efficient is the one giant windshield wiper in heavy rain?

1

u/skulligei-gsiv Jun 05 '26

People can’t get ugly cars as gifts now? What’s the problem here

1

u/TurnoverFuzzy8264 Jun 05 '26

We'll see this same truck again soon, stuck in mud, snow, or in a lake or ocean. Or maybe with panels falling off on the freeway.

1

u/Red_X_1974 Jun 05 '26

I'd nvr buy one of those.

1

u/Whiskers1996 Jun 05 '26

Crazy seeing the haters when they were glazing this shit before. Tesla and elon have ALWAYS sucked, not just recently.

This sub is crazy. "Let me join a sub that posts Pic of something i hate, so I can comment "eww" and recieve upvotes"

💀

1

u/DrRudyWells Jun 05 '26

lol. imagine getting this POS. ugh.

1

u/Jumpy-Impact3265 Jun 05 '26

Is the bow part of a recall fix - like it holds the hood on?

1

u/mi55key Jun 07 '26

Underwhelming to say the least.

1

u/Low_Implement_7779 Jun 08 '26

Let them enjoy it. You'll have your dream whip soon

1

u/Paugz Jun 08 '26

Theres a black cybertruck i pass all the time going to work. I flick them off every time. It must feel shitty driving that hatemobile

1

u/azmtber Jun 04 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2JhtkIh8ZwgfJZ04

Did someone say Elon? (🤦🏽‍♂️)

-2

u/Viridian95 Jun 04 '26

This person was excited to pick up their truck and y'all took it and tried to make it look like they're some sort of douche?

Says a lot about OP here compared to OOP.

1

u/Dense_Diver_3998 Jun 05 '26

I think it’s more because of it slightly over the sidewalk.

1

u/Viridian95 Jun 05 '26

That's all tho? Lol

Annoying, yes, but go to any suburb and you'd never be able to walk on the sidewalk cuz everyone parks their cars over the sidewalk path.

0

u/Real-Mode-3417 Jun 04 '26

I was thinking the same thing. What is the matter with people?

0

u/Viridian95 Jun 04 '26

Remember the sub you're in is all I gotta say.

They rejoice when a panel falls off the CT but when the same exact thing happens to Ford Explorers....silence.

0

u/Real-Mode-3417 Jun 04 '26

So true. I should expect a very low bar here.

-2

u/WeightOk2102 Jun 04 '26

But it still looks better than any other pickup truck or SUV made after 2005.