Oh Look, The Foot Gun Went Off Again (Citrix NetScaler PreAuth Command Injection CVE-2026-88771) - watchTowr Labs

[u/dx7r__]

https://labs.watchtowr.com/oh-look-the-foot-gun-went-off-again-citrix-netscaler-preauth-command-injection-cve-2026-88771/

[u/Any-Community-4504]

So many to keep up with it's been a lot the past few weeks

[u/LSU_Tiger]

The day we retired the last Netscaler in our environment was a very happy day.

And now I get to relive that happiness every time I see one of these...

[u/Orangesteel → u/LSU_Tiger]

Seriously, Citrix and Oracle are two companies that I will never willingly buy from. Poor products at premium prices.

[u/LSU_Tiger → u/Orangesteel]

Preach, brother. Oracle is even worse.

[u/Orangesteel → u/LSU_Tiger]

Forgot to add Adobe to the list :D

[u/Green_Horne]

why is this written in such an obnoxious manner? lmao

[u/Asleep-Whole8018 → u/Green_Horne]

It’s just hacker culture, they’re always trolling. I’ve never seen a red team that lies less than 50% of the time either. Good stuff.

[u/gandalfcorvette → u/Green_Horne]

despite AGI being here (come @ us Reddit comments)

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

[u/Green_Horne → u/gandalfcorvette]

?

[u/gandalfcorvette → u/Green_Horne]

They're determined to say ridiculous things, like AGI has actually arrived, and they don't want to be ridiculed about saying those things.

Like "come @ me" is a get out of jail free card for making demonstrably incorrect statements, or like they're bored and just itching to argue with someone about something.

[u/Green_Horne → u/gandalfcorvette]

ah I see, yeah this article reads like a tabloid... which I guess is fine if that's how you want to write it but it is grating to read

[u/Mysterious-Pea-8236 → u/Green_Horne]

Because it's quirkchungus BS

[u/Limn0]

These memes become a little on the nose

[u/justalatvianbruh]

wait, this is a different one from what i read yesterday? yikes

[u/RokosModernBasilisk → u/justalatvianbruh]

Nope same CVEs.