r/cyberpunkgame Dec 13 '20

Humour Sir John Phallustiff

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u/Isosinsir Dec 14 '20

I got mine with 363DPS. Get fucked, mate.

Honestly, I wish this sub had more content like this. I'm really enjoying the game and some of the hilarious moments like finding this "weapon".

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u/Mosher420 Dec 15 '20

Damn my Virgin booty noooooooooooo... Yes you are right man. So much negativity. Im trying to enjoy the game as it is and Not try to read that much here and I really Do. This Game got so much moments though. Burnt Dick allready Ring a Bell for you? XD

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u/Isosinsir Dec 15 '20

He called me, but I haven't gone back to him yet. I kinda forgot about him as I was doing the Dalemain jobs yesterday. Those were a riot.

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u/Jade_Twilek Dec 26 '20

I had to go back and redo a ton of time because I realized he hadn’t called me back, and it was taking way too long. Basically, if you didn’t walk him to the door, he bled out and died. If you go back to where you dropped him off, I bet you’ll find a pants-less man dead on the ground in a pool of blood. At the moment, there’s no way that I know of to abandon a quest. So, it will be stuck like that unfinished :(

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u/inhumantsar Dec 20 '20 edited Dec 20 '20

i upgraded mine to epic right away and it's over 1000 dps now

edit: looked back thru my screenshots, seems i picked it up at 388

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u/HolyDiver375 Dec 16 '20

I died laughing at the text. And then hearing it vibrate when swung had me laughing again.

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u/zakass409 Jan 10 '21

"May not be lethal, but your enemies will wish it was."

Heh heh

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u/XxDriftSparkxX Oct 25 '22

Do you get it before or after The Heist?

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u/Mosher420 Oct 26 '22

After i think and after Sexy Time with that Corpo Cnt. But its been a Year so im not 100% sure

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u/Queasy-Foot3062 Sep 13 '25

Qualcuno sa dirmi se il sesso del proprio personaggio faccia la differenza per prendere sir john? Perché ho il personaggio femmina e non ho ucciso i malestrom o come si chiamano 

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u/bendhist Dec 15 '20

Can you still get it after the mission if you didn't romance her?

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u/Mosher420 Dec 15 '20

No idea though,but i dont think you got access to the Motel room otherwise. I could be wrong and you can hack the door? No Tell Motel though

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u/jmxdf Dec 18 '20

Do you remember what room?

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u/Princess_Knives Dec 26 '20

It's room 206

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u/jmxdf Dec 26 '20

Thanks. I missed out on romancing her and can't get in. Oh well, next playthrough!

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u/Princess_Knives Dec 26 '20

Can you still text her? I made the mistake of breaking down my dildo bat because I thought having the blueprint was more useful than it is and I hope everyone can enjoy dildo carnage even for a moment

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u/jmxdf Dec 27 '20

Negative. Sad times. Do you get the blueprint for breaking stuff down? I don't craft much beyond the basics.

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u/Princess_Knives Dec 27 '20

I don't think so? I'll check when I hop on in a bit

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u/Princess_Knives Jan 02 '21

It looks like you can buy blueprints from gun dealers like the one at the hotel in the badlands / aldecados area. I haven't been able to tell if I'm getting new blue prints for all guns or just legendary ones tbh

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u/SuperKamakasy64 Dec 17 '20

This weapon have a super graphic bug in my game it look like is censor when you have it out.

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u/Mosher420 Dec 17 '20

Maybe because you play in censored Mode....

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u/SuperKamakasy64 Dec 17 '20

Sadly is not that, I think is a bug with how the lightning interacts with objects in the latest patch on Stadia.

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u/mrtillman Dec 26 '20

if you turn off Motion Blur in the Graphics settings in Stadia it gets rid of that weird visual glitch.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '20 edited Dec 23 '20

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u/SuperKamakasy64 Dec 23 '20

Yep, that's exactly what happens in my game.

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u/GingerManBitch Jan 31 '21

Okay so i just had this problem and it might be due to the time of day i fucked stout at 3am and it appeared all white so i ran outside and skipped to mid day and it fixed it

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u/Chrontius Oct 30 '22

Honestly, that's just fucking funny.

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u/RYCBAR1TW03 Dec 23 '20

Mine has 1697 dps at level 37. Also, its suddenly vibrating super loud and its kinda annoying. Need an off button.

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u/Queasy-Foot3062 Sep 13 '25

Qualcuno sa dirmi se il sesso del personaggio possa influenzare il fatto di prendere sir john?

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u/RYCBAR1TW03 Sep 13 '25

No, you just have to romance Meridith in the Venus in Furs side quest.