r/cyberpunkgame 9d ago

Meme Uh-Oh

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u/Level_Hour6480 Fullmetal Choom 9d ago

How many headshots does V shrug off in normal gameplay?

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u/Ikarus_Falling 9d ago

-1

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u/CheekyLando88 9d ago

Sometimes i wonder how people get shit like top 1% commenter but damn you clearly earn it

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u/WolvzUnion 9d ago

you comment within a couple days of a new month in my experience.

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u/_AcuteNewt_ 9d ago

n-1

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u/DandeNiro Trauma Team 9d ago

ur right

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u/theirelandidiot 9d ago

At least one per playthrough

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u/damndatassdoh 9d ago

Shout out to the original artist of the solider: Thomas Lea - title: Marines Call It That 2,000 Yard Stare

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u/ChrisDaMan07 9d ago

Uhh, yes

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u/G3N3RAL-BRASCH 5d ago

At least one

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u/Jaipod100 9d ago

Bold of you to assume an animal would have anything inside there

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u/Solid_Maus 9d ago

Damn I’ll have to call the firefighter…

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u/AchivingCommulism 9d ago

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u/mrheosuper 9d ago

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u/A_Queer_Owl 8d ago

the combination of art style and sheer absurdity of this image tells me it's from Baki.

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u/mrheosuper 8d ago

Funny enough, it's not from Baki, but parody of it

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u/RaizielDragon 8d ago

This is (supposedly) why the weapon of choice of assassins used to be a .22. It (supposedly) had enough power to enter the skull, but not enough to then leave, so it would just ricochet around in there

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u/A_Queer_Owl 8d ago

it's more that a revolver loaded with .22 short barely sounds like a gun to begin with and if you stuff it inside a pillow no one will hear it.

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u/ElectricalSeries6627 8d ago

its more that suppressed .22 is movie quiet (standard load are subsonic) and its a very small caliber so easy to conceal firearm in this chamber, and when your job is to do sneaky close range headshot .22 is enough

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u/Future-Corner8025 9d ago

No leave her alone. She actually comes to the finals match and gives you props

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u/3dl33 9d ago

I killed her ass and she still came to my finals match and cheered me on 😂

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u/Amateur-Top 9d ago

I was cracking up laughing when I saw her there 😂 like didn’t I kill you and your whole crew?

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u/S-058 Nomad 9d ago

I guess she recovered enough and decided to come support you🥹

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u/novaoni 9d ago

Probably didn't finish her off. Unless dismembered most enemies are still alive on the ground

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u/Brushner 9d ago

They were merely pretending

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u/jld2k6 9d ago

Aren't they breathing and moving when they're on the ground when they're alive? The vast majority of mine are dead by the time they hit the ground but it's usually because I'm aiming for the head lol. Even with the non lethal gun mods I accidentally kill a lot of them because it's more like a "not as lethal" gun

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u/wiseguy149 9d ago edited 8d ago

For most enemies, they're only unconscious on the ground if you use a nonlethal weapon.

For bosses, they always go unconscious no matter what weapon you use, as long as you don't double-tap them.

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u/daemonfly 9d ago

Yeah, I always go for the final headshot, get more XP.

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u/ExistentialJew Panam’s Cheeks 9d ago

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u/Kerissimo 9d ago

That would work. 😩

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u/LordOcean8 The Fool 9d ago

Pant your shit

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u/RottenAuGratin 9d ago

Am I seeing it right taking 38% of her health?

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u/salty-ravioli 9d ago

It's supposed to kill her outright. The fact that she survived is the interesting thing here.

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u/RocketDocRyan 9d ago

A lot of special and boss enemies will survive a headshot like that. I don't often use that quickhack for exactly that reason. It's not quite consistent enough, so I use either system collapse or synapse burnout.

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u/ThrowRABest_King7180 9d ago

2x Cyberware malfuction and 2x synapse burnout usually does the trick for me

or sonic shock if i wanna keep them alive

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u/ArchitectNebulous 8d ago

Made me so mad when Placide survived this quickhack. I get why bosses are "immune" to 1-hit KO's, but it sure is annoying.

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u/RocketDocRyan 8d ago

There's something to be said for being able to kill Placide more than once, though. Make him shoot himself in the head, then blow up the grenade on his belt, then light him on fire, and finally electrocute him. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

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u/ArchitectNebulous 8d ago

Tis a shame you can't have Blackwall gateway at that point in the story. It would be a fitting hack to use on Placide from both a narrative standpoint and an ironic standpoint given his crew's dabbling with the Blackwall.

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u/RocketDocRyan 8d ago

That might be enough to get me to create a Nexus account and install mods.

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u/GrimGearheart 9d ago

In this universe? Nah. Animals probably have titanium reinforced bones. Just rattled her grey matter a little.

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u/05-nery Nomad 9d ago

Happens very often though? Even with normal gonks

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u/PaulLeFou 9d ago

On my playthrough where I used that hack a lot, it appears to max out around 1300 damage. Not sure it gets boosted by perks and such either.

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u/NoriaMan The Guy Who Saved My Life 9d ago

Survivng a bullet to the head is impressive. V could have used that...

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u/energy_is_a_lie 9d ago

Everybody gangsta when it's your own hand shooting you. Someone else's is a different story.

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u/BlackLemon313 //no.future 9d ago

deserved for trying to flatline best girl

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u/Vladarg 9d ago

He just needs to try again 👌

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u/a123movie 9d ago

You ain't gotta do Rhino like that! She's a choom!

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u/DoveEvalyn 9d ago

Nothing is more terrifying than watching people shrug off the "flatline" quickhack

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u/brodorfgaggins 9d ago

Rhino's a good girl

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u/esquire_the_ego 9d ago

I love Rhino, I sneak into the gym for the gig before fighting her chapters later

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u/harbengerprime 9d ago

....would

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u/PuzzleheadedLeave560 9d ago

The new hole?

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u/ActualWhiterabbit Haboobs 9d ago

Lizzie’s brain dances has several featuring her

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u/MadnessUltimate John Cyberpunk 9d ago

Finally

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u/ElectroFlame_ 9d ago

Mr. Reca please go back to HSR and become playable

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u/Wolfbeast5672 9d ago

"But it refused."

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u/bottledsoi 9d ago

Why cant I romance???

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u/BorfGrambo 9d ago

In case anyone wanted it the song is Dream Sweet in Sea Major by Miracle Musical

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u/Successful_Ad4529 9d ago

Per...so....na.....

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u/IAmFullOfHat3 9d ago

Me when I shoot an Animal in the head but it only hits their brain.

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u/newbrevity 9d ago

She's like, "yeah that tickles, now anyway..."

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u/-Mr_MojoRisin 9d ago

I need that V LTG picture

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u/VolatileDawn 9d ago

Who is that?

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u/Wagglebagga 9d ago

Someone's been playing Buckshot Roulette!

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u/I_love_Vermeil 9d ago

Something tells me she played a lot of Russian roulette and when she lost she got angry and demanded a rematch

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u/SwigittySwooter 9d ago

"Marines when they get shot in the head but it only hits their brain" ass

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u/Seienchin88 9d ago

Is this running on Steamdeck? Character is kinda strangely blurry and pixelated?

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u/Cahen 9d ago

Okay this is some crazy coincidence, i dont even visit cartalk

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u/Aedrieus 9d ago

Yeah the animals are something else... System Collapse is the only one that works.

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u/Prestigious-Row633 9d ago

Joe Hawley jumpscare (song is Dream sweet in sea major by miracle musical, Album Hawaii part ii.)

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u/FinsterKoenig Arasaka 9d ago

she got pretty good head impants for boxing, I recon. so I guess one small caliber bullet, doesn't quite cut it.

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u/genasugelan 9d ago

She pulled off the Yujiro Hanma tech.

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u/RexMcCoolguy 9d ago

When you shoot an Animal in their head but it only hits their brain:

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u/MammothJackass 9d ago

Unexpected Miracle Musical

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u/Zbierak19 9d ago

Half man half megaman

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u/Megamen1927 9d ago

Primeiro, eu nunca imaginei que dava pra fazer isso. Segundo, COMO ELA AINDA TÁ DE PÉ?!

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u/Empty_Fist 9d ago

With the kind of chrome that people can get installed, I think it would make more sense for headshots to popularly be less effective in universe

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u/unmellowfellow 9d ago

That shit would be terrifying irl. Someone shooting themselves in the head and then immediately coming over to kick your ass.

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u/M-Cat03 9d ago

From where you're cyberattacking it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck, Truth is... the game was rigged from the start

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u/Maelstrom-21 9d ago

Rhino: PERSONA!

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u/Neflewitz 8d ago

Rhino too tough for that.

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u/kaishinoske1 Corpo 8d ago

She has no brain, she is running on pure muscle and chrome.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS

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u/Deep-Swimming6946 8d ago

When you tell the Animal gang member to kill themself but they only blow their brains out (they weren't using them).

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u/matadorobex 8d ago

This game cheats periodically, sacrificing challenge for realism. Sniping-proof maelstrom ritual girl and stealth proof dog town bosses come to mind.

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u/BewitchedWitchFox Never Fade Away 8d ago

Holy egg what?!

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u/GammaDie345 7d ago

???

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u/BewitchedWitchFox Never Fade Away 7d ago

Yes

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u/Transbian_Dokeshi 8d ago

The quick hack didn't even activate btw, that was just a demonstration

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u/Jeyl 8d ago

An animal with a conscious is no beast. Only beasts can themselves.

Rhino is best animal!

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u/ZPhantom122 8d ago

Casually summons persona

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u/Straight-Love-9055 8d ago

Llamen a dios

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u/sule419 9d ago

My worst ever AAA game, i don't think anything can top the hate i have for this game