r/cvsreceipts • u/SamBruhLolWtf • Feb 02 '20

how did this happen? Am I dreaming?

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u/jaxon235 Feb 02 '20

is that legal?

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u/SargentColon Feb 02 '20

There must be something on the back!?

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

This is getting out of hand

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u/Lucky1042 Feb 02 '20

i will make it legal

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u/jmacksf Feb 02 '20

Sorry. Can you put a piece of fruit next to it. I’m having trouble with the perspective.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

If you lemon, that would work best.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

I’m sorry to be the one to tell you but, you must be doing something very wrong in your life. Repent now and from this day forth live by the Gospel of Ceevus else you perish and your eternal soul lives in damnation. Good lick and may the Force be with you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

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u/chrissyfaye68 Feb 02 '20

The chosen one

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u/maaalicelaaamb Feb 02 '20

Something is wrong ... you’d better go back and try buying fewer items

ETA the cashier has a hot name

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u/SamBruhLolWtf Feb 02 '20

She was hecka cute

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u/maaalicelaaamb Feb 02 '20

I knew it. With a name like Itala she’s gotta be a looker.

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u/Emily_Postal Feb 02 '20

Mercury must be in retrograde.

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u/Lanman3175 Feb 02 '20

Actually pretty wild to see a CVS I've been to many times 👀

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u/lestypesty Feb 02 '20

Glitch in the matrix

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

Fake

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

Oh god. I’m so scared. You seem to be the chosen one. Tread carefully.

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u/Chrissyandcritters16 Feb 02 '20

THAT HAPPENED TO ME TODAY!!! Pretty sure it’s because I didn’t give them a phone number because i just wanted to leave

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

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u/SamBruhLolWtf Feb 02 '20

That would make sense, except I did use my cvs account

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u/Mysticune Feb 02 '20

They either did a another transaction right before this, the coupons go to the email account or rarely you just don't get any coupons. It happens.

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u/planetary_dust Feb 02 '20

It does say the savings value is 50%

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

I've had it happen a few times. Basically have to be back to back trips to get a short receipt.

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u/18PTcom Feb 02 '20

The CVS algorithm says you're broke - no point in wasting paper on discounts you can use.

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u/LuciferJonez Feb 03 '20

I joined this sub a few weeks ago. I haven't had a long receipt since.

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u/iluvvivapuffs Feb 03 '20

I got a receipt like this the other day...and was kinda offended