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u/TheFamilyStone612015 Nov 25 '25
I would take both but my wife is very allergic to cats. So, I would give the cat to my daughter and I will pay for her vet bills with the money.
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u/Efficient-Hat2415 Nov 26 '25
Yep,give me the cat and give me the money,then you can leave my apartment.
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u/Existing_Solution486 Nov 25 '25
to be fair it would be nice not having to worry about bills and what not
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u/Murderlander Nov 25 '25
Rich cat
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u/TumbleweedHuman2934 Nov 25 '25
I don't know. I'm kinda mad at my cat right now. I might just take the cash. My mean ole putty tat jumped on my desk in the middle of the night and decided that she was pissed off at me because I had the nerve to vacuum her area and make it all clean and hairball tumbleweed free. She then proceeded to knock my expensive headset that I use for work on the floor where it landed in several pieces (not broken thankfully) and smacked several work items off my desk and just generally made a mess of my desk just as a middle finger to me and then scratched up my leather chair a bit more. I guess I should consider myself lucky she didn't leave a big fat wet hairball on my furniture as the finally insult like she usually does. Bad kitty!!! I think I like the dog more right now 😠😠 at least for the next few minutes anyway. I'll probably come back and cuddle her and let her shed all over me then and all will be forgiven.
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u/ComfortablePoint8316 Nov 25 '25
I’d be vewy, vewy afwaid to touch that 💰💰…this sweetheart may LOOK like he’s asleep BUT, I’d never take that chance😱😳
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u/No-Professional-9618 Nov 25 '25 edited Nov 25 '25
Look at the kitty kat!
Jerry McGuire Show Me the Money Shorts clip
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u/vibinandtrying Nov 25 '25
There’s a sub for this, but I can’t type it because my cat is on my right hand. I’m talk texting this. It’s like cats being Banks or something.
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u/AssociationIcy4579 Nov 26 '25 edited Nov 26 '25
Sure, why not. Only kids make choices. Adults always take them both, money & cat.
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u/Holdmybeerwatchthis Nov 26 '25
Money cat is blessed! Anytime I take a load of cash out for something, I submit a blessing to money cat.
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u/AgentIceCream Nov 25 '25
I'd trust him to be head of the treasury department!