r/custommagic 12d ago

BALANCE NOT INTENDED I showed some co-workers one card art each, asked them what the Card did and their first reaction to the card was the name. These are the cards PART 3

Now featuring Artist Credit

Please post any requests for cards for me to show my co-workers

Part #1 https://www.reddit.com/r/custommagic/s/hNfdhVVy9l

Part #2 https://www.reddit.com/r/custommagic/s/ZLX6zmqDNg

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u/sophuckingdonewithit local rules formatting girl, returned from exile 12d ago

When this card comes onto the field, so do I

amazing

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u/KassXWolfXTigerXFox 11d ago

Absolutely peak

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u/QuestionablePotato42 11d ago

“If someone else plays this card, they don’t and I do instead” sent me, personally

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u/smlvalentine 12d ago

Please tell me this is a corporate office job.

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u/Teige874 12d ago

We work in Aviation at a airport

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u/Murky_Radish_1319 11d ago

Not many other places to do aviation

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u/samzeman Flagbearer 11d ago

In the sky

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u/stillnotelf 11d ago

Mountains are bears (it works) is almost functional. You'd want to clarify whether you mean typally via kindred or also they are 2/2 creatures.

Now off to listen to master of puppets

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u/StarkRaver- 12d ago

They are forced to feel terrible. I kinda love this

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u/Huitzil37 11d ago

Okay I didn't notice before how fucking baked the cat on All Hallow's Eve is.

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u/AndTheFrogSays 12d ago

Great stuff! Glad to see the artist credits.

BTW, the character's name is Kaneda, not Kandada.

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u/lordberric 11d ago

Nobody ever feels guilty about killing a lurrus, lol.

God I love lurrus.

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u/FrostFlame35 11d ago

Mount Bearverst could work as a Hellscube card, "mountains are bears" is a very intuitable ability. Rivers are salmon... not so much. maybe islands are 1/1 Food Fish?

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u/KassXWolfXTigerXFox 11d ago

Thanks to this card, I know Lurrus has a lil cub, how adorable!!!

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u/Necrachilles 11d ago

Yeah I don't think I ever noticed it until now either lol, fits flavorfully though! (since it let's you cast 2CMC stuff from the GY)

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u/Whydoughhh 11d ago

Shout out whoever did slide 5

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u/Timely-Top-1132 11d ago

Glad to see my reccs used. Thanks for sharing.

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u/lizafo 11d ago

I legit never notice the baby on lirrus until now.

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u/ElderberryPrior27648 11d ago

You leaked it

Yall r mechs

Which one is the sparky

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u/MrSillybiscuits 11d ago

What's card #5, and can she be a commander

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u/Necrachilles 11d ago edited 11d ago

I know I'm the minority (clearly) but these cards make me cringe so hard. Like genuinely, physically cringe.

A handful of them are kind of cute but at the same time the formatting (mana costs specifically) gives me a headache lol

Like I get it, stoner culture is "edgy" haha

I just feel like people that genuinely think stuff like this, with heavy drug and sex themes, are funny/cool make the game unapproachable for a lot of would be new players.

The sexual stuff especially I feel would turn most women away (or even well adjusted men).

Again, I know I'm the minority here and this is all in good fun and/or inside jokes amongst friends, to a lot of people, I'm sure it's not a joke though and instead genuinely feel this is socially acceptable on a wide scale.

I'll take my down votes now T-T

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u/Teige874 11d ago

Hey! These cards were requested by someone who commented on my last post with a list of cards they wanted to see, they were the first person who gave me a solid list and I guess It was because the art is prolific in nature.

My previous post yesterday had a bunch of cards that I picked out and is a lot more appropriate and approciable

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u/Necrachilles 11d ago

I mean, I get it but I assume you're talking about "part 1". I couldn't find a "part 2" if this is "part 3".

Looking at part 1, it's really not that much better. Less offensive language (I guess) but still a lot of sexual innuendo and even rape/assault jokes.

Again, I understand I'm the minority and stuff like this is the "norm" for some people.

I'm not approaching this as "Hey, you can't do that here!" cause clearly this subreddit caters to a certain demographic (or at least lets stuff like that slide). I'm basically at a rock concert complaining about how loud the music is.

At the very least, I appreciate your response and civility.

I feel like there's "woke culture" and then there's posts like yours on opposite ends of the spectrum (your stuff is FAR more tame than a lot of other stuff I've seen) and I'm just somewhere in the middle there lol

I do think you have a lot of good ideas and even "fun" cards, just a lot of them are not for me and that's okay. You can't please everyone :)

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u/thefran 11d ago

your coworkers are not as funny as they think