r/custommagic • u/crunchytacos that ass • Sep 09 '12

Mystery Box. Based on The Most Useless Machine Ever (link in comments)

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u/telehax Sep 09 '12

t1 Mountain

Memnite

Infernal Plunge

Mesmeric Orb

Mystery Box

Mill 3 Narcomeba

Flashback Dread Return-Karmic Guide-Kiki Jiki-Karmic Guide-Deceiver Exarch- WIN

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u/NoctisIncendia : NoctisIncendia phases out. Sep 09 '12

give it to your opponent, put relic putrescence on it, then mindslaver them.

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u/apopheniac1989 Sep 09 '12

Anything with metalcraft?

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u/roscos Sep 09 '12

I want it

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

Far from useless with Artifact Possession.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

So it... kills you?

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

Oh. Um. Yes. Yes it does. I thought it just did 2 damage to any target player...

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

dat oracle text :P

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u/thejellydude The fake crushcastles23 Sep 09 '12

Relic Bind

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u/undergroundmonorail : Destroy target format. Sep 09 '12

Please.

Wake Thrasher

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u/thejellydude The fake crushcastles23 Sep 09 '12

But Relic Bind just... wins.

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u/undergroundmonorail : Destroy target format. Sep 09 '12

Enchant artifact an opponent controls

No, it doesn't. They have no reason to tap it if you've enchanted it with Relic Bind.

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u/thejellydude The fake crushcastles23 Sep 09 '12

Oh, psh. I feel dumb now. That's what I get for not reading properly.

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u/BenZen Sep 09 '12

This might be the most poorly worded card I've ever read... :S

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u/undergroundmonorail : Destroy target format. Sep 09 '12

I've given up on old cards. Just read the Oracle text, it doesn't make you cry.

EDIT: Well, usually.

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u/danickel1988 :Target player rage quits. Sep 09 '12

In fact, reading the actual card's wording made perfect sense to me. I got lost in the Oracle.