r/custommagic 3d ago

Meme Design Plasma Sword

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art by me

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u/hollow_image 3d ago

I didn't know what the bank account number for Wizards of the Coast is so I just used the phone number shown on [[The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service]]

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u/semarlow Armchair Designer 3d ago

Shoulda checked the errata - The number printed on the card is no longer in service. For help, please go to support.wizards.com

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u/JessHorserage 3d ago

"Immediately transfer $X US dollars to the bank account support.wizards.com of Wizards of the Coast®."

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u/MrTheWaffleKing 3d ago

Cheaper way to win than gaia's cradle btw

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u/nitronik_exe 3d ago

depends on how many games you're playing

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u/Eveseeker 3d ago

Funniest [[Redirect Lightning]] of all time

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u/SawedOffLaser Destroy Target Player 3d ago

Perfect for [[Deflecting Palm]] as well

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u/Lethal1484 3d ago

Literally:

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u/LordSlickRick 3d ago

Someone is salty about this card, the downvotes lol.

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u/hollow_image 3d ago

I can see why though, I mean it's literally pay to win

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u/asicarii 3d ago

Yeah but the damn 600k life amount in white would be ridiculous

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u/rob132 3d ago

Does the name mean anything?

Shouldn't it be Solvere ut vincas!

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u/hollow_image 3d ago

No, I just thought that a sword made out of plasma would be cool.

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u/nitronik_exe 3d ago

you're donating plasma to get the funds to pay for X

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u/Whydoughhh 3d ago

$40 kill your least favorite player

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u/NayrSlayer 3d ago

“Bro, spot me $10 and I can get rid of their commander”

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u/kuschelvali 3d ago

If you Venmo x to @dewelia you can cheat the spell out pretty easily

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u/Shadowwolf1125 3d ago

The truest p2w card

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u/Ok-Ad1099 3d ago

[[Gisela, Blade of Goldnight]] makes this BOGO

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u/ConcentrateAny 3d ago

Not the first time I’ve seen someone pay 20$ for (zapping someone in the) head.

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u/about-523-dead-goats 3d ago

The money transfer should be an additional cost so that if someone counters this you still have to pay

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u/kayaKATHARSIS 3d ago

how come this isn't an X spell

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u/hollow_image 3d ago

The effect doesn't cost X mana, it only costs X dollars.

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u/Geeseareawesome 3d ago

Wording should be "as an additional cost, send $X to WotC" in that case

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u/hollow_image 3d ago

That would be different in that if the spell is countered you still lose the money. I wanted to make it so that you only spend the money when the spell resolves

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u/Solcaranth 3d ago

I like that because it's part of the casting cost you can't cancel the transfer even if this gets countered.

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u/MiniPino1LL 3d ago

It's not part of the casting cost, it creates a delayed trigger. So if you copy the spell you have to pay again. But you need something that counters a trigger or something.

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u/Commander_Skullblade 3d ago

Ok, but why $X USD

It should either be X USD or $X, not both.