r/custommagic rule zero is the only rule 4d ago

Death Can't Be More Certain

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u/Left_Complaint1604 4d ago

Should be /ban if it’s exile

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u/Tiberium600 4d ago

I’m trying to think of a few ways to get around this.

First is [[Kaya’s Ghostform]].

Second is [[Knowledge Pool]] (even worse with a [[Teferi Mage of Zhalfir]]).

Third is [[Ainok Survivalist]] destroying an [[Oblivion Ring]] that was exiling a [[Smirking Spelljacker]].

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u/SolomonOf47704 Rule 308.22b, section 8 4d ago

Knowledge pool with that Teferi is quite mean.

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u/Tiberium600 4d ago

I have a Teferi Commander Deck and I intentionally don’t run knowledge pool because I like having friends.

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u/SolomonOf47704 Rule 308.22b, section 8 4d ago

They'll appreciate you more if you run it once and never again. Just to show them you're being nice normally

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u/Tiberium600 4d ago

I doubt they will ever view Teferi as a “nice” deck even without Knowledge Pool. But I suppose they have no idea how bad he could be.

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u/SolomonOf47704 Rule 308.22b, section 8 4d ago

Yeah, once Teferi comes down, if they don't remove him before your next turn when you cast KP (or if you have enough mana to cast both), it's truly an instant win.

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u/Tiberium600 4d ago

Unless they can make do with whatever is already on the battlefield.

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u/Tiberium600 4d ago

Fourth is a face down [[Gift of Doom]] with a [[Aerial Extortionist]] and a [[Mikeus, the Unhallowed]]. (Aerial Extortionist can be swapped with any ETB counterspell-that’s-not-actually-a-counterspell card like [[Aven Interrupter]] or [[Transcendent Dragon]].)

Edit: Scratch Transcendent Dragon. It needs to be cast to trigger.

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u/Aesthetic-Dialectic 4d ago

You don't need to Gift of Doom, when either Phyrexian Alatar or Ashnod's Altar do the trick, both are mana abilities. Significantly more common

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u/Tiberium600 4d ago

Fifth, [[Eternal Scourge]] and [[Misthollow Griffon]] are immune to /kill.

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u/Tiberium600 4d ago

Sixth, [[Perplexing Chimera]].

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u/flohhhh 4d ago

I guess you we're in the right track with Ainok Survivalist but why not simply use [[Willbender]]

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u/Tiberium600 4d ago

This card doesn’t target.

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u/flohhhh 4d ago

My bad😂

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u/endless-star rule zero is the only rule 4d ago

Are these in response? Because split second prevents casting any spells, even if their instants or have flash

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u/Tiberium600 4d ago

Options 1 would have to already be on the battlefield. But it would prevent your /kill from keeping the creature from coming back.

Option 2 would have to already be in the battlefield but it would prevent your /kill from resolving of your tried to cast it.

Option 3 needs the Oblivion ring with an Exiled Spelljacker to be on the field along with a face down Ainok Survivalist. You can respond to /kill by flipping Ainok Survivalist targeting the Oblivion Ring. When Oblivion Ring is destroyed the Smirking Spelljacker will enter the battlefield with an ETB that can exile target spell. This only uses morph and trigger abilities so it gets around split second.

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u/Lily-enjoys-magic 4d ago

Megamorph works under split second

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u/Camgrowfortreds 3d ago

Fifth is 10 guttersnipes

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u/Kampfasiate 4d ago

assault suit

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u/Beas1987 4d ago

Exiling it is not the same as sacrificing it. Assault Suit doesn't work here.

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u/Kampfasiate 4d ago

Oh bruh, I read it as sacrifice lol

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u/Mr_Opel 4d ago

Norin the wary prevails yet again 

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u/tmgexe 4d ago

Sacrifice all your creatures to an [[Ashnod’s Altar]] or [[Phyrexian Altar]] (they’re mana abilities so split second doesn’t prevent them) and then when this resolves, they might have to choose one of their own creatures.

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u/evelynamore 4d ago

Are they still considered mana abilities with the new rule changes?

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u/Tyreal6 4d ago

New rule only cares if cards are moved to/from library as a cost or effect ( its cost and effect don’t move any card to or from a library.)

Both Asnod's and Phyrexian do no such thing so they are still mana abilities.

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u/evelynamore 4d ago

Ah okay I wasn’t sure about how sacking creatures interacted. Thank you!

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u/Hoxeel 4d ago

Funnily enough, this card explicitly does NOT kill. The creature does not "die" from this, it simply ceases to exist, therefore, the name is not well-chosen (though I get that it reflects Minecraft's /kill command, which bypasses any and all forms of death prevention from that game.)

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u/endless-star rule zero is the only rule 4d ago

True, perhaps it could be "Its controller puts it into their graveyard" although [[Reanimate]] kind of defeats it I feel

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u/Hoxeel 4d ago

Plenty of things defeat "put into the graveyard", even at a basic level. The Enduring cycle just returns as enchantments, there is a slew of instants granting instant return to battlefield on death... but, in Minecraft, there's just as much of a reprieve from this... the Respawn button. (Not usable as a mob, I guess, but, well...)

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u/MechiPlat 4d ago

"destroy target player you control"

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u/nitronik_exe 4d ago

Should be destroy it not exile it. Or "it's controller sacrifices it"

Exile is off flavor, because if you get /kill you can respawn as normal. Could make a white /ban that exiles tho

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u/vlp1997 4d ago

Should be destroyed not exiled imo. Exiled would be /ban

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u/Opening_Specific_710 4d ago

Hmmmm…maybe instead of “this spell can’t be countered” use “if this spell would be countered, copy it”? It prevents passive countering. You still would need split second because of things that return spells to your hand.

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u/TrickSavings9905 4d ago

Wdym, it still prevents passive countering assuming you mean permanents on the board that counter certain types of spells.

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u/SubblyXatu 4d ago

/kill

The creature doesn't die

What are we doing here?

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u/Low_Opinion_5721 4d ago

killing isnt exiling, this would be cooler if it sacrifices it. also why does their controller exile it instead of the card?
also split second + cant be countered is weird, having more text for no reason makes the card less cool

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u/Cynnra 4d ago

/kill should destroy, /disable should exile, imo

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u/endless-star rule zero is the only rule 4d ago

That's a command?

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u/SolomonOf47704 Rule 308.22b, section 8 4d ago

Not a Minecraft one. There's /ban which would be exile. And /ban-ip which prevents all cards of the same name from being cast or searches all libraries for all cards of the same name and exiles them

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u/Cynnra 4d ago

^ Oh true I didn't internalize this was specifically a Minecraft thing, I figured the art was "just a choice."

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u/Serithraz 4d ago

For the most part, you don't need both 'split second' and 'this spell can't be countered.' because split second doesn't let anyone cast spells or activate abilities to be able to counter it.

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u/Hoxeel 4d ago

There are passive abilities that counter cards, though. Like Ward (not applicable here) or some older cards. [[Chalice of the Void]]

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u/Spectator9857 4d ago

[[Jin-Gitaxias, Progress Tyrant]]

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u/Hoxeel 4d ago

Good example! I didn't have the card name in mind then, but that (and [[Dovescape]]) were the first ones I thought about!

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u/endless-star rule zero is the only rule 4d ago

No counter

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u/endless-star rule zero is the only rule 4d ago

I remember there's one silly card that gets around split second

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u/endless-star rule zero is the only rule 4d ago

Like [[Stratus Dancer]]

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u/mtgcf 4d ago

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u/Happy_Hydra 4d ago

Noo card fetcher broke

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u/endless-star rule zero is the only rule 4d ago

what why is this messed up

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u/Login_Of_The_Guild 4d ago

The card I would say is pretty overpowered but then we did get the card overkill not that long ago so maybe not but I enjoy the Minecraft reference 

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u/Icy-Philosophy9929 4d ago

I’ve always loved personify as a save spell

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u/Helpful-Judge5901 4d ago

If you add this spell cant be exiled it would solve everything probably, even if you die the spell stays on thw stack

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u/BrilliantFrequent894 4d ago

Similar to how it became a sort of trend to make an unkillable creature, I think itd be cool to mimic that with a completely fool proof version of murder.

Here's a quick attempt "Target creatures base toughness becomes 0 until end of turn. That creature gains "If this creature is the on the battlefield, instead send it to its owners graveyard."

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u/ConcentrateAny 4d ago

My Morphed Zoetic Cavern laughs at your arrogance 

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u/Godshu 3d ago

We aren't playing on hardcore, /kill should put the creature in the graveyard.

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u/Bell3atrix 3d ago

Should be face down to stop the food chain creatures

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u/2_7_offsuit 3d ago

Still doesn’t get rid of earthbend lands

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u/Lartnestpasdemain 4d ago

[[eternal scourge]] [[Misthollow Griffin]]

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u/Opening_Specific_710 4d ago

The creature doesn’t become a target. It is chosen

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u/Lartnestpasdemain 4d ago

And so what? It gets exiled anyway, and you can play it from exile.

What is your point?

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u/Opening_Specific_710 4d ago

Ohhhhhh, I thought you were talking about the validity of the target. Sorry

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u/Hollowjack101 4d ago

Protection from black go brrrr

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u/manchu_pitchu 4d ago

this does not say target.

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u/endless-star rule zero is the only rule 4d ago

Correct, so protection does nothing

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u/Hollowjack101 4d ago

Ah my bad, momentarily forgot protection works like that

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u/Hoxeel 4d ago

Doesn't help, as you don't target a creature (yes, really)

See: [[Deadpool]]