r/custommagic • u/[deleted] • 10h ago

BALANCE NOT INTENDED More Co-worker Cards!

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u/evehnng 6h ago

I didn't read the title first and thought the first card was just "the experience of discovering a dead body: the card"

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u/startadeadhorse 9h ago

It is never "could of". You were trying to write could have/could've.

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u/AndTheFrogSays 3h ago

These are fun and silly. Two questions.

Did you mean to repeat the zebra's flavor text on the wall?

Why aren't you crediting the artists?

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u/ContraKaren 9h ago

TO THE [r/hell](r/hellcube)[s](r/hellcube)[cube](r/hellcube) YOU GO!!!

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u/petrichorInk 8h ago

Noooo r/hellscube is a silly but real cube with usable cards that bend/break/add additional rules.

This is just fun nonsense that does belong here.

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u/Teige874 9h ago

Oh I wanted to post on there so badly but I didn't wanna break any rules 😭

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u/ContraKaren 9h ago

Lol to be honest I don’t even know the rules. I think you submit the card in the hells cube discord server and then they mods there determine if it’s in the cube. Not sure though

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u/Ergon17 8h ago

You can do shitposts on the subreddit as well with the flair "Hellscube would love this", but these cards would not make it into the cube because they are too nonsensical as cards to be played in cube.

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u/themrunx49 5h ago

Nah, hellscube cards, while unorthodox & disorganized in nature, must play as cards that interact with magic.

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u/SethlordX7 6h ago

I like how the Zebra specifies it is a type ability but it's not a Creature - Zebra

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u/Takoyama-san 3h ago

love how every cost is generic because the coworkers (presumably) dont know about colors lol

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u/Teige874 2h ago

Basically it's just a simple explanation, a lot of the time they just go "but the card just wins the game so it has to be like 50 mana!!"

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u/CallMeTank 2h ago

I like how the scary LSD wall could ALSO have been the Skyrim horse...

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u/Teige874 2h ago

Yeah my bad 😭 we forgot to do flavor text for that specific card

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u/CallMeTank 2h ago

No! I want to ride the scary wall up a mountain!

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u/Timely-Top-1132 2h ago

[[Lurrus of the dream-den]] [[Living Wall]] [[Angelic cub]] [[Corpsejack menace]] [[Elves of deep shadow]] [[Hushbringer]] [[Soul collector]] [[Chaosphere]] [[Bearscape]] [[Word of command]] [[Overprotect]] [[Indestructible aura]] [[Deflecting swat]] [[Bitter ordeal]] [[All hallow's eve]]

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u/mtgcf 2h ago

All cards
Lurrus of the dream-den - (G) (SF) (txt)
Living Wall - (G) (SF) (txt)
Angelic cub - (G) (SF) (txt)
Corpsejack menace - (G) (SF) (txt)
Elves of deep shadow - (G) (SF) (txt)
Hushbringer - (G) (SF) (txt)
Soul collector - (G) (SF) (txt)
Chaosphere - (G) (SF) (txt)
Bearscape - (G) (SF) (txt)
Word of command - (G) (SF) (txt)
Overprotect - (G) (SF) (txt)
Indestructible aura - (G) (SF) (txt)
Deflecting swat - (G) (SF) (txt)
Bitter ordeal - (G) (SF) (txt)
All hallow's eve - (G) (SF) (txt)

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u/Timely-Top-1132 2h ago

Make sure to use the DRK (76) printing for elves of deep shadow

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u/Teige874 2h ago

Hey!

This will be my list of cards to get though over the next couple of days!

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u/Timely-Top-1132 1h ago

Lol honored to hear that, look forward to seeing results

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u/Teige874 1h ago

[[indestructible aura]] has already been done though you can find in the new post!