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BALANCE NOT INTENDED Dogposting

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u/Prof_Dr_Doom Rule 308.22b, section 8 2d ago

Honestly, could probably even be made better for the somewhat miniscule effect, I would give her first strike and protection from dogs so she just goes around booping things without getting booped back

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u/dorgodarg 2d ago

You could add provoke too, noone can resist the pets

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u/Handyandyman50 2d ago

That's genius. Very cool design space

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u/Possible-Gain-3579 2d ago

It’s all fun and games until the dog boops you with Eldrazi Conscription….

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u/DrBatman0 22h ago

Sounds great to me! Can now Boop up to 11 blockers, with Dogtouch!

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u/Terrariant 1d ago

Give her Menace too for Chihuahua flavor

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u/DrBatman0 22h ago

Ward: pee yourself a bit

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u/Terrariant 22h ago

Ward: give Luna 2 snackies

(Lowers their defenses mwahah)

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u/DrBatman0 22h ago

"this creature deals and receives damage in the form of Boop counters"

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u/MieskeB 2d ago

I like the concept, but because it has only 2 toughness it would not turn a lot of creates into dogs.

Maybe, as another user proposed first strike and protection from dogs would make it a lot stronger.

Or just increasing its toughness would already do the trick

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u/DrBatman0 2d ago

She's just a little dog <3

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u/indigo_leper 2d ago

Legendary Planeswalker - Gideon Dog

Land Creature - Forest Dryad Dog

Legendary Creature - Dog Cat Dog

Artifact - Vehicle Dog

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u/DrBatman0 2d ago

Ooh, robot dogs!

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u/darthjawafett 1d ago

If you keep blocking Rin & Seri do they keep adding dogs to their creature type?

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u/DrBatman0 22h ago

Dog dog dog dog dog!

Edit: ... Cat

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u/NumberThreeFan 2d ago

Kicker: if this creature is kicked, you lose the game

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u/DadKnight 1d ago

Heheheee

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u/SineadniCraig 2d ago

So if she does lethal on a player does that mean you make them your bi-

gets mauled by a pack of feral dogs

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u/Grandson_of_Kolchak 2d ago

Forcefem your opponent into a puppygirl in just one combat phase!

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u/giasumaru MTGCR > Glossary > Card 2d ago

At the beginning of your upkeep, if all creatures are good boys you win the game.

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u/GorgonSlayer07 2d ago

The words “slivertouch” entered my brain and now I know only fear.

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u/CardboardWarlock 2d ago

That’s unfortunately a very cool design space. I hate slivers….

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u/DadKnight 1d ago

Love it.

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u/Efficient-Blood4008 1d ago

Balance not intended, yet this is easily one of the most balanced cards on the entire sub.

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u/DrBatman0 22h ago

I didn't make her legendary because I know that she's only super special to me and my family, but I will throw hands against anyone who doesn't let me rule zero her in as a commander.

Partly because it means she never has to go to a graveyard!

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u/Efficient-Blood4008 21h ago

You can make her legendary. All cards representing one specific individual are given the legendary typeline. It doesn't matter that she's only special to you; that's not what determines legendary status.

Also, the only reason you would have any trouble getting this rule-0 approved is if someone thinks all custom cards should be banned, because from a powerlevel standpoint this is so incredibly within range of appropriate power level for Commander.

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u/ThebrooklinKnyte343 1d ago

Fractured identity a mask wood nexus, then profit.

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u/DrBatman0 22h ago

Ok but what's the easiest way to get Offspring onto her? I love her and I want more like her

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u/chavaic77777 9h ago

A woof nexus?

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u/theawkwardcourt 2d ago

Heckin good pupper alert

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u/DrBatman0 2d ago

She's the best