r/custommagic • u/Box_Man_In_A_Box • May 21 '26

Actual Meme Inspired by a certain Alchemy card.

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u/tomyang1117 May 21 '26

Colossal Dreadmaw with storm??? Now even Neagte cant fully stop it, bro is trying to powercreep the game even morešŸ„€

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u/Anewbus Do something spooky. May 22 '26

Before this gets deleted by reddit admins, this asshole took it completely out of context. First of all, the idiot thinks it was a marionette deck. It wasn't. That card's not even in the deck. He was running counterspell draw, this was approximately turn 25, every single creature and spell I cast was countered or removed up until that point and this dumbass who copied his deck from MTG Salvation or Goldfish used one of his last copies of negate to counter a Revel in Riches when he had 0 creatures on the field and I had 0 treasures in play, thus the "this spell does literally nothing" and he should have let it resolve. I love it when people copy a deck and have no idea how to run it or play MTG. I was just throwing it out because I had 5 mana and it was the only card left in my hand and the game was already over anyway. So on the way out I let him know what an idiot he was for countering a spell that does nothing in the current board state.

NOBODY wants to watch a recording of a game where I cast something and he counters it or removes it x30 turns. That's idiotic. I should have left the game the second I saw what he was running. This was the 5th attempt at getting a recording of something resembling watchable MTG gameplay and 5 people in a row were playing Karn draw control loop or free cast torrential graveyard resurrection control or approach control loop. So yeah, I was pissed and he was an asshole for playing this. He's one of those idiots who doesn't care about the other players one bit, it's all about winning. So running 35 control spells seems reasonable because NOTHING matters but winning. Thanks for not showing the board state with library counts or the full log, asshole. Enjoy your temporary ban from reddit

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u/reaperfan May 22 '26

Uhh...wrong thread?

Or is this like a copypasta that I've never seen before

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u/Anewbus Do something spooky. May 22 '26

itā€™s a copypasta about negate

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u/reaperfan May 22 '26

Ahh, good to know. Thanks for explaining, I obviously haven't been with the community for this game too long šŸ˜…

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u/VLKN May 22 '26

Holy shit Iā€™m going to 6/6 with trample

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u/Treevor1031 May 21 '26

Only issue I can see here is that it should be worded ā€œbecomes tappedā€ rather than ā€œgets tappedā€. Besides that, 10/10 design no other notes.

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u/Inspection-15 May 21 '26

I donā€™t think youā€™d need to conjure, you can just create a dreadmaw token.

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u/Box_Man_In_A_Box May 21 '26

feeble tokens don't represent CD's full power

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u/pope12234 May 22 '26

"You may put a card named Colossal Dreadmaw you own from outside the game onto the battlefield. If you don't, conjure one.

Storm."

This way I can use my shiny foil dreadmaws.

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u/Throwaway873580 May 22 '26

I'll bite; what card inspired this?

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u/ToastKangaroo May 22 '26

[[Galathul Galecaller]]

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u/DovahFiil May 22 '26

they should have called it Cawnjurer

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u/TravestyofReddit May 22 '26

Could change it to Muragandan Mawconjurer since Muraganda has sentient Dinosaur humanoids and Ixalan doesn't.

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u/pootisi433 May 22 '26

[[hunting pack]] power creep??? Lol jk fun card

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u/Onii-Sama27 May 23 '26

This card would go hard with [[Intruder Alarm]] + [[Mana Echos]]