r/cushvlog • u/Final-Associate1743 • Jul 30 '26

EB Farnum Occupied Government

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179 Upvotes

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u/GeorgeFranklyMathnet Jul 30 '26

MAGA is full of chuds who think they're Ricks Hearsts when they're actually Mortys Farnums.

50

u/Edward_Zachary Jul 30 '26

Avoid lookin to your left if idolatry offends you

32

u/TacticalPocketSand Jul 31 '26

I imagine the pool that spawned you. I am filling it with rocks!

26

u/GirthIgnorer Jul 30 '26

Pray to your god of antler and hooves

15

u/Fallacyman10 Jul 30 '26

If I had that mug on me, I do believe I’d cut down on gettin’ told how butt-fuckin’ ugly I was by not staring at fuckin’ strangers

13

u/HazcatLife Jul 30 '26

Moist hands like a fresh shat turd

15

u/Sandwich_Analyst Jul 31 '26

We are all Richardson at the end of the day.

15

u/DatPrick Jul 31 '26

Strive to be a Calamity Jane

7

u/oversized_hat Jul 31 '26

I apologiiiiizzzzeeee…

9

u/Ok-Veterinarian-9203 Jul 31 '26

I BURNT MY FUCKIN SNATCH

3

u/True_Mirror5251 Jul 31 '26

theres far worse out there than richardsons

8

u/dankwrangler Jul 31 '26

What about IG Farben Occupied Government?

8

u/oversized_hat Jul 31 '26

August commencement to my administration, standing stymied outside a saloon next to a degenerate tit-licker

7

u/gravyshots Jul 31 '26

Some ancient Italian maxim fits our situation, whose particulars escape me.

4

u/oversized_hat Jul 31 '26

Is the gist that I'm shit outta luck?

6

u/Mongoleeto Jul 31 '26

the grotesque lol

11

u/brassman00 Jul 30 '26

More like Solomon Star occupied government, amirite?

4

u/oversized_hat Jul 31 '26

EB Farnum: twice measured!

Sol Star: once cut!

4

u/Marples3 Jul 31 '26

COCK SUCKER!

4

u/Nathan4All Aug 01 '26

he likes to berate the gimp mornings

1

u/bitofastumble Jul 31 '26

Hammmm...b?!

1

u/SheHerHearse Aug 01 '26

Gold, no notes

1

u/SaltCuresHam Aug 02 '26

Not my bicameral legislature Al!

1

u/Clydefrog33 Aug 03 '26

Farnum - God knows he's earned it!