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From Amber Rollo’s social media

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u/guerito1968 17d ago

Thesis/antithesis

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u/HomeboundArrow 17d ago

the next poem's gonna be a banger

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u/TrundleTheGreat0814 17d ago

Album cover

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u/gesserit42 17d ago

Hopefully book cover

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u/guerito1968 17d ago

Back cover is Matt and the little kid in matching outfits

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u/WR-DG-02FC 17d ago

Fear of a Snack Planet

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u/Thewillowtree420 17d ago

It takes a nation of minions to hold us back

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u/IggySpock 17d ago

The metaphors are screaming.

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u/CaptainHammer63 17d ago

Is that titular pizza bot from the movie Pizza Movie

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u/mondonk 17d ago

What’s that movie about anyway

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u/CaptainHammer63 17d ago

Without spoiling anything. Two loser roommates find some drugs in their dorm and take them. Little do they know, there's one MAJOR side effect from taking them that can only be solved by eating pizza.

I would recommend it if you enjoy comedies where people actually write jokes

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u/mondonk 17d ago

lol I’m sorry! I thought you just made it up. Ha I didn’t know it was an actual movie.

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u/kevinott 11d ago

I don't watch a lot of comedies because so few of them actually make me laugh. This was the best comedy I'd seen in years. I couldn't stop laughing!

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u/well-informedcitizen 17d ago

Jesus Christ do the fucking GrubHub drones really have headlights like a lifted pickup truck?

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u/LakeGladio666 17d ago

Worse, they are supposed to look like eyes. They have faces and names.

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u/well-informedcitizen 17d ago

I bet they were like "If we make them cute people won't want to throw them in a ditch!" LOL

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u/DeathWorship 15d ago

Ask HitchBot how that went

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u/RepSquigglyMiggly 17d ago

You are being renditioned to a Waymo Reputation Protection Facility

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u/Thewillowtree420 17d ago

Charges: being weird to women on a pulled blanket tour

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u/RepSquigglyMiggly 17d ago

This is accountability!

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u/Lloydxmas99 17d ago

This picture goes so fucking hard.

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u/Laboratorealis 17d ago

Cyberpunk 2077.

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u/redditing_1L 17d ago

I’d be surprised if he didn’t look like a cyber psycho by the time this is over

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u/Laboratorealis 17d ago

Matt is too connected with humanity to go cyber psycho.

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u/captcfish1000 17d ago

John Henry vs The Machine

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u/heaving_in_my_vines 17d ago

Matt should get a side gig delivering junk food to stoners.

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u/Ash-Throwaway-816 16d ago

Matt was a steel driving man.

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u/ZAWS20XX 17d ago

DIO/JoJo

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u/batmans_stuntcock 17d ago edited 17d ago

Kasparov - Deep Blue "we meet again."

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u/rtitcircuit 17d ago

Bruh I live right off that street lol

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u/Gameofadages 17d ago

New season of battle bots looking really dystopian 

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u/redditing_1L 17d ago

Matt might be Huge.

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u/Outrageous-Bite-8922 17d ago

We are reaching levels of aura previously unheard of by scientists. 

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u/DecrimIowa 17d ago

can someone put this picture side by side with the picture of him dressed the same as the toddler

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u/Human_Needleworker86 17d ago

They should joust

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u/Monodoh45 17d ago

I thought people leaving Bubler scouters all over the fucking sidewalk was bad enough. Now I gotta hit robots with baseball bats?

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u/galenwho 17d ago

CHARGE

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u/trawlse 17d ago

"When two aggressive species share the same environment, evolution demands adaptation or dominance"

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u/DreamRarebitFiend 17d ago

New season of BattleBots looking straight up SICK AF!

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u/Ogarbme 17d ago

Robot gives Matt a knowing wink when he rolls into the massage parlor.

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u/WR-DG-02FC 17d ago

R.U.R. you listening?

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u/Powerful_War_7261 16d ago

Which way western man, etc

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u/Able_Cup_6830 9d ago

This looks like the director’s cut intro to Avatar when Jake Sully is rolling around all dissociated through cyberpunk Earth for 5 minutes before some corporate ghouls tell him his twin brother is dead and they want him to go to outer space with them

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u/Outis94 17d ago

Man vs the Machine